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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 19:49:24 No.40323952 View View Reply Original Report

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ITT:
>post your real-life job
>post you ace based off your job
>Other anons call you a soiboi

Dog Trainer

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All of /vp/ Fri 11 Oct 2019 19:50:21 No.40323962 Report

Quoted By: >>40323987

>>40323952
NEET
Swadloon
You're a tranny

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 19:51:08 No.40323970 Report

Quoted By: >>40323987

>>40323952
>neet
i saw a spider crawl in my wall outlet yesterday

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 19:51:21 No.40323971 Report

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Chemical operator
Weezing
OP is a fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 19:52:41 No.40323987 Report

Quoted By: >>40324021 >>40324249

>>40323962
>>40323970
I'm just now realizing that vp is mainly made up of NEETs and the behaviors displayed here make so much more sense...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 19:55:24 No.40324021 Report

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>>40323987
Most of this website is. No one else has the free time to talk about nothing important with essentially nobody for no reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 19:55:55 No.40324028 Report

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NEET
Muk
fuck off trannies

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 20:00:28 No.40324088 Report

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Do all of these NEETs mooch off their parents or do they get bux?

Cause if I were your parents, I'd have kicked you out years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 20:02:31 No.40324117 Report

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Sudowoodo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 20:12:45 No.40324249 Report

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>>40323987
i apply for jobs every day but I'm retarded and not a girl so i cant get any :(

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 20:18:57 No.40324328 Report

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>>40323952
Retail, so I guess I'll pick the least gross looking monkey to be my shoulder helper bro

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 20:23:50 No.40324381 Report

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>Editorial Assistant
>Most reporter NPC’s use electric types so I guess this works

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 21:40:45 No.40325165 Report

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> Software engineer
> Rotom
> Not surprised to see so many useless fags here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 21:42:44 No.40325193 Report

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Software developer, Machine Learning
Alakazam

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 21:43:49 No.40325200 Report

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>>40323952
>Research Assistant
>Vulpix, because Porygon is painfully generic
>I'd make fun of the retail person but there's so many NEETs here they're in a high paying professional career by comparison

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 21:43:52 No.40325201 Report

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>>40323952
>IT dude
>porygon
fuck yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 21:44:08 No.40325205 Report

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Retail cuck
remoraid so i can kill myself

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 21:44:33 No.40325209 Report

Quoted By: >>40329983

Gay Porn Star

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 21:45:49 No.40325223 Report

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I’m working at a Halloween store right now so it would have to be Pumpkaboo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 21:46:40 No.40325230 Report

Quoted By: >>40325568

Dishwasher
Kyogre is a water type

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 21:51:32 No.40325286 Report

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>>40323952
neet who sleeps 15 hours a day and wishes he could sleep more

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 21:57:02 No.40325358 Report

Quoted By: >>40325561

>Currently neet, I’m taking a sabbatical year before entering college
>Any cocoon Pokemon works I guess

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 22:10:44 No.40325528 Report

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>>40323952
I work at my school's information desk.
I'd probably just have a little psychic type to help me keep track of questions and information.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 22:13:41 No.40325561 Report

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>>40325358
“””sabbatical””””

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 22:14:20 No.40325568 Report

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>>40325230
You wish. You're washRotom, soiboi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 22:30:21 No.40325735 Report

Quoted By: >>40326947

>>40323952
>Poet/librarian in basement of a museum
>either Unknown or Dunsparce probably
Please shit on my life, i dont care

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 22:34:23 No.40325788 Report

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>writing coach at my university part time
>have a victini around to give good luck to people having trouble with thier papers
Match made in heaven, I love this little guy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 22:39:19 No.40325848 Report

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>Construction/demolition waste sorter
I throw wood, metal, and concrete down chutes all day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 12 Oct 2019 00:14:27 No.40326843 Report

Quoted By:

Home depot appliance salesman
Not my fave but I like him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Oct 2019 00:20:03 No.40326903 Report

Quoted By:

Firefighter
Poliwrath

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Oct 2019 00:23:07 No.40326947 Report

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>>40325735
>booky job
>spooky basement
>museum at all

dude give yourself a Lampent at least

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Oct 2019 02:05:46 No.40327962 Report

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Tech support
Porygon ftw
step on me, mommy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Oct 2019 02:15:57 No.40328048 Report

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>Writer and teacher
>Gengar to eat away all my hopes and dreams
>At least I don't work retail anymore like these other schmucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Oct 2019 02:21:03 No.40328093 Report

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>>40323952
Physics student
No idea what that gets me. Probably some psychic type.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Oct 2019 02:30:33 No.40328199 Report

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Translator.
A Metang, probably.
>>

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 12 Oct 2019 04:52:47 No.40329540 Report

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Airport Lineman
I dunno, some big scary bird to chase off ALL THESE FUCKING GEESE REMOVE HONK. But I’ll go with Braviary because eagles are cool

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 12 Oct 2019 04:53:34 No.40329547 Report

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>>40323952
Investor

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Oct 2019 04:59:48 No.40329609 Report

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>accountant
>idk, charizard cause i'm boring yet i'm still >50% of the median without any effort

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 12 Oct 2019 05:03:21 No.40329637 Report

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Audiovisual communicator
I have no idea but let me guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Oct 2019 05:27:27 No.40329827 Report

Quoted By:

Infantryman
hitmonchan
the guy above me likes to fart

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Oct 2019 05:30:19 No.40329855 Report

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gym instructor
Incineroar
Fuck you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 12 Oct 2019 05:46:00 No.40329983 Report

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>>40325209
Perfect fit

I'm a financial "aid"
This because Pay Day

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