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- Pumps out as much mediocre content as possible to make as much money as they can. The videos are usually just them repeating known news, or going on rants about things they know absolutely nothing about. Or drama videos focused on starting controversies to get peoples attention. Or fake "leaks" they know are fake.
- ALWAYS aims for 10 minutes for max ads.
- Videos use clickbait titles (or lying) to lure people into watching their shitty content.
- They all have giant egos. They always think they're right and will call you a troll or that you're "harassing" them if you correct them. They are always the victim and NEVER apologize (unless they are trying to shift the blame). They think they're a more important person than you.
- Their fanbase will support them no matter what they do. They cannot think for themselves and will make excuses to why their behavior is justified and other mental gymnastics to keep their god as the victim.
- Their personality is disingenuous, attempting to portray themselves as as "fun and loving but wacky Youtuber who is YOUR best friend". In reality, they're fucking assholes when the camera is turned off and rarely respond to their fans. They believe their fans are idiots and treat them as such and has no respect for them. Fans will do anything to try to get a positive response todelude themselves into thinking that they're "friends".
- Many of the content or ideas is taken from other sources, like /vp/ or other sources like TCRF. These sources aren't credited because they want you to believe that THEY are the source. They get all the money and the asspats while the people who really found the information get nothing.
- Asks for pity when they get copyright claimed but will copyright claim against anyone without hesitation if they feel they're getting "ripped off".
- Uses "ITS MY JOB!" as justification for many of the things they do.

>BUT OP... my favorite Poketuber is not like that! HE'S ONLY HALF OF WHAT YOU SAID!