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> Be a sane, well-adjusted Eevee
> Life is simple, local Eons keep predators far away
> The communal den is very safe and well-supplied
> A small ledge keeps the humans from trespassing into your territory
> The only problem is that a lot of your siblings have been spying on the humans
> If they were just being cautious, that would be fine
> Unfortunately, they watch the trainers bathe in the stream, or peek into their tents at night
> That's right, they're a bunch of hu-fags
> Then they start disappearing
> If it only was a Scyther, that would be easier to bear
> No, they go prancing in front of passing humans, practically begging to be caught
> It's disgusting, and worse, humans are searching the woods in increasing numbers after word gets out that it's a good area to encounter Eevee
> Now you can't even chase a ratata without worrying about dodging pokeballs
> Hu-fags ruin everything
