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Bellsprout fuck mouth

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 05:35:09 No.40528814 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>40528820 >>40528852 >>40528937 >>40529590

Why is Bellsprout seemingly ignored by Pokefuckers? It's mouth is made for cock.
With that fuckplant fetish going around on /d/ I'm surprised he haven't seen Pokegirls getting turned into Bellsprouts and used as onaholes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 05:36:51 No.40528820 Report

Quoted By: >>40528835

>>40528814
link sauce

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 05:38:11 No.40528835 Report

Quoted By: >>40529561

>>40528820
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Bellsprout_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 05:41:42 No.40528852 Report

Quoted By: >>40528885

>>40528814
>With that fuckplant fetish going around on /d/ I'm surprised he haven't seen Pokegirls getting turned into Bellsprouts and used as onaholes.
Is this close enough?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 05:46:37 No.40528885 Report

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>>40528852
Isn't that a male rocket grunt judging by the hat?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 05:54:45 No.40528937 Report

Quoted By: >>40528996

>>40528814
Delete this thread OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:02:07 No.40528996 Report

Quoted By: >>40529063

>>40528937
Iris as a fuckplant Bellsprout!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:12:33 No.40529053 Report

Quoted By: >>40529102

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:13:53 No.40529063 Report

Quoted By: >>40529077

>>40528996
Do not sully the name of my cute pokewife with your degeneracy! Iris is for hand holding and cuddling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:16:00 No.40529077 Report

Quoted By: >>40529150

>>40529063
In your .gif she's clearly pointing to her mouth because she wants to to become like a Bellsprout's so she can cuddle dicks in it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:19:00 No.40529102 Report

Quoted By: >>40529111

>>40529053
What Pokemon is that bellsprout wrestling? I don't recognize it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:20:42 No.40529111 Report

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>>40529102
Galarian Diglett.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:26:34 No.40529150 Report

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>>40529077
No anon she is mocking you for wanting to put your dick in a bellsprout you weirdo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:28:38 No.40529169 Report

Quoted By: >>40529207 >>40529236

From personal experience, fucking a melon with a hole cut it in burns your dick after a few minutes due to the citric acid.
Would Bellsprout's mouth have citric acid and burn your dick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:32:01 No.40529207 Report

Quoted By: >>40529247 >>40529358

>>40529169
It's a poison type
You'd be lucky to still HAVE a dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:35:22 No.40529236 Report

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>>40529169
fuckin loser.
also, do you think bellsprout is watermelon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:36:40 No.40529247 Report

Quoted By: >>40529263 >>40529270

>>40529207
Poison doesn't erase matter you fucking doofus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:39:39 No.40529263 Report

Quoted By: >>40529289

>>40529247
please think before speaking
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitcher_plant

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:40:21 No.40529270 Report

Quoted By: >>40529289 >>40529358

>>40529247

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:42:36 No.40529289 Report

Quoted By: >>40529306 >>40529316 >>40529320

>>40529263
That's acid, not poison.

>>40529270
Not all fluid is poison, bru.

Also I assume you could cut out their fluid making gland or some shit like how you can cut out a skunk's fart sacks or a dog's bark box.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:42:47 No.40529290 Report

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>fuckplant fetish
Didn't need to know about this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:44:22 No.40529306 Report

Quoted By: >>40529311

>>40529289
you are literally a stupid person

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:45:15 No.40529311 Report

Quoted By: >>40529323 >>40529334 >>40529343

>>40529306
Acid isn't poison you fucking moron.
Otherwise your stomach is fucking poisonous. Batteries are poisonous.
You're literally actually the stupid one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:46:10 No.40529316 Report

Quoted By: >>40529339

>>40529289
>get rid of bellsprout's digestive juices so I can fuck it, what could go wrong?
Okay, man. Might as well just buy a plant-shaped onahole at that point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:46:42 No.40529320 Report

Quoted By: >>40529339

>>40529289
Look you wouldn't want to put your dick in it OK. Stick to Braixen or Lopunny or something. Also,
>mutilating a Pokemon so you can fuck it better
Seek help

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:46:53 No.40529323 Report

Quoted By: >>40529339

>>40529311
please think

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:48:11 No.40529334 Report

Quoted By: >>40529339

>>40529311
acid is corrosive. hence why you wouldn't want to put your dick in it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:48:54 No.40529339 Report

Quoted By: >>40529354 >>40529357

>>40529316
Onaholes aren't conscious lifeforms.
If I could make one that was I would, though.

>>40529320
Braixen and Lopunny aren't plants.

>>40529323
YOU think you stupid cunt, acid isn't poison.

>>40529334
Yeah but it isn't fucking poison.
This dumb cunt is saying it's poison.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:49:07 No.40529341 Report

Quoted By:

Look, if you like bellsprout i won't judge,
if you think a female character's mouth would look good on a bellsprout, okay.
If you want to see more of it, you are sick, but you might have to pay or hope someone actually wants to do it.
This thread is barely pokemon related, but as long as you caught them all, i will look the other way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:49:31 No.40529343 Report

Quoted By: >>40529358

>>40529311
I don't even understand what you're trying to argue. Are you taking the science of Pokemon literally? Where did I go wrong in my life to be having this conversation

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:51:31 No.40529354 Report

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>>40529339
>onaholes aren't conscious lifeforms
That bellsprout's not going to be a conscious lifeform for long either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:51:57 No.40529357 Report

Quoted By: >>40529378

>>40529339
>Braixen and Lopunny aren't plants.
I mean if you really must put your dick in a plant you've got Lilligant, Lurantis, Leafeon, Tsareena, and so on. Just stay away from the poison types, for your health.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:51:57 No.40529358 Report

Quoted By: >>40529391 >>40529393

>>40529343
With the context of these two posts, you alleged that ACID was POISON
>>40529207
>>40529270
Acid is absolutely not poison.
It's just flatly fucking wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:54:42 No.40529378 Report

Quoted By: >>40529411

>>40529357
>Lilligant
>Lurantis
>Leafeon
>Tsareena
None of these are pathetic enough.
Most of them don't even have fuckholes like Bellsprout does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:56:22 No.40529391 Report

Quoted By: >>40529413

>>40529358
>Acid is absolutely not poison
https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Acid_(move)

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:56:31 No.40529393 Report

Quoted By: >>40529407 >>40529413

>>40529358
Poison in reality is a pretty ill-defined thing you know. See https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/poison
And even if it wasn't, the Poison typing in Pokemon is abstract and covers acids and other corrosive substances, pic related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:58:23 No.40529407 Report

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>>40529393
I forgot about this thread for a second but thank you for breaking it down for the brainlet

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:58:53 No.40529411 Report

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>>40529378
>Most of them don't even have fuckholes like Bellsprout does.
Maybe you haven't looked hard enough

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:58:59 No.40529413 Report

Quoted By: >>40529421 >>40529423

>>40529391
>>40529393
Right fair nuff, I'll give you that one.

You can just take it to the fucking move deleter and delete acid then and make it 100% safe to fuck.
Or just not learn it Acid in the first place.

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 07:00:15 No.40529419 Report

Quoted By: >>40529435 >>40529448

I had a girl say my dick looked like a bellsprout once. Not sure how I feel about that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 07:00:32 No.40529421 Report

Quoted By: >>40529435

>>40529413
You've missed the point again. Are you literally autistic? Why am i here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 07:00:48 No.40529423 Report

Quoted By: >>40529435

>>40529413
It still secretes acid god dammit
That's like saying if you deleted Fly your Pigeot will just fall out of the air and hop on the ground for the rest of it's life!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 07:03:01 No.40529435 Report

Quoted By: >>40529455 >>40529476

>>40529419
You an Abo by any chance mate?
I hear they cut open their urethras so they can fuck each other's penises.

>>40529421
What's the fucking point you cunt?
It's poison type, so it can learn Acid, which can melt your dick.
Thus the solution is not learning it Acid.

>>40529423
>That's like saying if you deleted Fly your Pigeot will just fall out of the air and hop on the ground for the rest of it's life!
I mean who knows, it might like limit how high or far it can fly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 07:04:35 No.40529448 Report

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>>40529419
>Not sure how I feel about that.
Pretty phimotic I'd imagine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 07:05:38 No.40529455 Report

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>>40529435
Fuckin brick wall. I've never met a person with 0% critical thinking skills, but thank you for opening my eyes. Have a good rest of your night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 07:10:10 No.40529476 Report

Quoted By: >>40529487 >>40529595

>>40529435
>What's the fucking point you cunt?
The point is that regardless of the moves you teach a Pokemon its physiology doesn't change. Meowth's teeth don't fall out if it forgets bite, fish Pokemon don't float to the surface if they forget Dive, Magcargo doesn't cool to room temperature if it forgets all it's fire-type moves and so on. Pokemon moves are again, an abstraction for gameplay purposes. At best they are special techniques for battles or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 07:11:56 No.40529487 Report

Quoted By:

>>40529476
stop wasting your time anon, dude is literally stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 07:24:34 No.40529561 Report

Quoted By:

>>40528835
bro... link me the fuckplants....

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 07:30:56 No.40529590 Report

Quoted By:

>>40528814
You're just not looking hard enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 07:31:59 No.40529595 Report

Quoted By: >>40529617

>>40529476
Well wait a minute right there then people hug and ride Marcargo even though it's supposed to be lava, therefore people could fuck Bullsprout even though it's supposed to be acidic.

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 07:32:42 No.40529599 Report

Quoted By: >>40529602

Far superior.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 07:33:26 No.40529602 Report

Quoted By: >>40529633 >>40529634

>>40529599
Too big though innit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 07:37:44 No.40529617 Report

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>>40529595
Look Pokemon makes no sense, you got me there, if you really want to fuck a bellsprout don't let the dex entries get in your way
I'm still of the opinion that, especially if it was non-consensual, you'd get your dick dissolved.
Also please seek help anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 07:40:34 No.40529633 Report

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>>40529602
It's a mouth, bruv. It tightens up real easy, Weepinbell might be like 3 feet long on average, but it's built like a living onahole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 07:40:39 No.40529634 Report

Quoted By:

>>40529602
Not for me

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