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>>41872814
>male by default
Game mechanics don't dictate anything other than your rate of encountering them, it doesn't have any implications about how many of a given species is actually male or female

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 20:06:31 No.41874070 Report

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 20:39:53 No.41874509 Report

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beastiality for weebs

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 20:42:21 No.41874546 Report

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You were once a normal child before your bad childhood and mutt parents neglected to form you into a decent functioning adult

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 20:42:46 No.41874553 Report

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>>41872689
They stopped marrying each other after humans realized pokemon are meant to be tools and not companions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 20:43:11 No.41874560 Report

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>>41872689
>let’s sexualize our literal slaves
Oh ok, retards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 20:44:20 No.41874579 Report

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>>41874546
I'm sure you're a perfectly well-adjusted person and your parents are very proud that their child frequents an imageboard for a children's video game franchise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 20:45:58 No.41874602 Report

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>>41874579
>no you
That’s the kind of immaturity I’m talking about. Yes we are both present here but you make abhorrent posts about fucking cartoon animals. Then you attempt to rationalize it by trying to drag others to your level. Good luck with your sexual and social dysfunction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 20:46:26 No.41874609 Report

Quoted By: >>41874637 >>41874642 >>41874960 >>41875686

Why do I feel like it’s mostly nogs, spics and other subhumans that Jack off to Pokémon? Effeminate white males too, I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 20:46:57 No.41874616 Report

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>>41874602
When did I try to rationalize anything? There's a lot of projection here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 20:48:00 No.41874637 Report

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>>41874609
Because you're a retarded redditor who doesn't belong here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 20:48:22 No.41874642 Report

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>>41874609
Because of the way they argue childishly against people making fun of them or trying to get the thread deleted. Their vocabulary in conjunction with deflecting and whining indicates a low iq. Nonwhites are scientifically less intelligent when you study bell curves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 20:50:11 No.41874658 Report

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>>41874616
>when did I try to rationalize anything
Not everything is literal. You attempted to rationalize your childish sexually dysfunctional behavior by saying that since were both present here I have no grounds to insult you. But I don’t make autistic Pokémon marriage threads repeatedly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 20:50:21 No.41874660 Report

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>>41874642
That was nice way of passively aggressively addressing my post without actually replying to it, but at no point did I attempt to argue with you. I made an observation and you got unreasonably upset.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 20:50:41 No.41874664 Report

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>>41874637
>pokefucker faggot
>gets off to images of cartoon animals
>”hurrr yer retarded!”
Yeah..

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 20:51:43 No.41874675 Report

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>>41874660
He was replying to me, Subhuman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 20:53:02 No.41874694 Report

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>>41874658
>by saying that since were both present here I have no grounds to insult you.
I didn't say that. Again with the projection.
>But I don’t make autistic Pokémon marriage threads repeatedly.
Neither do I. I'm not OP.
>>41874675
>That was nice way of passively aggressively addressing my post without actually replying to it
>without actually replying to it
You redditors aren't just retarded, you're illiterate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 20:53:31 No.41874701 Report

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Autistic pokefuckers BTFO eternally ITT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 20:54:25 No.41874720 Report

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>>41874701
>IP count didn't increase
You didn't BTFO shit, retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 20:55:15 No.41874733 Report

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>>41874694
Sounds like narcissism, nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 20:55:25 No.41874734 Report

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>>41874694
Again, not everything is literal. I clearly understand your behavior more than you do yourself. You continue to deflect and deny while I’m arguing circles around you. You are a sexually dysfunctional low intelligence adult that loves animal porn on safe for work boards. I’m here to discuss Pokémon. Go on, keep trying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 20:56:31 No.41874745 Report

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>>41874720
>NOOOOO IM GETTING BTFO
Denial, whining, low iq vocabulary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 20:57:31 No.41874760 Report

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>>41874734
This. Why do you literal animal fuckers (before you deny it, there’s a ton of overlap between those types and furfags) feel the need to try and spread your illness? Suicide would be waaaay less effort.

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 21:14:35 No.41874960 Report

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>>41874609
Most furries are German anon. If you are somewhat Nordic or of Germanic descent you are most likely a furfag.

Du kannst mich mal am Arsch lecken.

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 21:16:40 No.41874982 Report

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>>41874546
>you had a bad childhood
>your parents neglected you
>you're a mutt
>you are clearly dysfunctional
"Nah."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 21:19:39 No.41875012 Report

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>>41874982
When you put nothing but denial on the table I have no reason to alter my perspective. Put some effort in. Why should I tolerate your autistic repeated sexually dysfunctional Pokémon marriage threads? Shoot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 21:24:51 No.41875088 Report

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>>41874960
>effeminate males
It checks out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 21:27:15 No.41875131 Report

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>>41872689
We need to build a wall and make the SInnohans pay for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 21:29:36 No.41875175 Report

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Futily pumping my aryan seed into my Delphox wife every night!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 21:31:04 No.41875193 Report

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>>41872689
Then divorced

>>41872814
What "default"? Game gives a random chance. And in anime they are mainly females.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 21:32:14 No.41875210 Report

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>>41875175
>aryan
I doubt it.

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 21:33:58 No.41875236 Report

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>>41872689

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 21:37:03 No.41875276 Report

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>>41872689
The irony here is that the people who are degenerate enough to fuck animals would likely be seen as betas by these animals.

Also, there’s no proof or even suggestion that Pokémon have compatible genitalia. Because they’re cartoon animals, you fucking autists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 21:38:57 No.41875304 Report

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>>41875276
>Because they’re cartoon animals
Ironically by analogy it speaks in favor of them having genitals, because cartoon animals don't have them -> their real counterparts do.

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 21:39:54 No.41875321 Report

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>>41875012
>When you put nothing but denial on the table I have no reason to alter my perspective.
>implying (You) came to this thread of [thing you don't like] to argue in good faith, let alone have your mind changed
>especially when your post(s) amount to "you are [pejorative] because you post [thing I don't like]"

>Why should I tolerate your autistic repeated sexually dysfunctional Pokémon marriage threads?
Why should I care that one (1) specific thread about Pokemon leaves you so incensed, beyond confusion and amusement?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 21:42:45 No.41875357 Report

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>>41875321
>Noooooo stop insulting me and making me defend my perversion. You are mad
No.

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 21:50:16 No.41875457 Report

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>>41875321
Lol imagine being this defect.

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 21:54:11 No.41875513 Report

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 21:54:38 No.41875521 Report

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>>41875276
The irony of whining about degeneracy in 4chan. You are nothing but another maggot writhing in this shit-heap. If you get triggered by shit posts then there is always hug-boxes like reddit for your kind. The furfaggotry here is mild compared to the other types of autism rampant here.

mimimi

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 21:55:42 No.41875533 Report

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>>41875513
Cute!

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 21:57:08 No.41875559 Report

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>>41875357
>I don't like thing
ok
>you are silly
And a peepee poopoo to you, too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 21:58:02 No.41875571 Report

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Why not be the supportive trainer who notices that two of your party pokemon are falling for each other? You act as the male's wingman and try to set up cute romantic moments for them, and then your the best man when they finally propose and get married.

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 21:59:26 No.41875605 Report

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They still do.

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 22:00:04 No.41875613 Report

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>>41875559
God damn that's a puffy vulva

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 22:00:37 No.41875624 Report

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>>41874546
And yet you ended up on my board tourist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 22:01:42 No.41875646 Report

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>>41875613
>vulva

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 22:02:27 No.41875658 Report

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>>41875571
Who says we can't also do that? Unless you're suggesting A LOVE TRIANGLE?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 22:03:45 No.41875678 Report

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>>41875646
I made sure to check first. https://mangadex.org/chapter/496514/7

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 22:03:59 No.41875683 Report

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>>41874960
>If you are somewhat Nordic or of Germanic descent you are most likely a furfag.
Translates to
>If you are white or white descent you are most likely a furfag.
Most white people are European and are related to Anglo-Saxons which are of Germanic origin. Basically you just said all whites are Furries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 22:04:01 No.41875684 Report

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>>41875658
No, love triangles are the worst.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 22:04:06 No.41875686 Report

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>>41874609
Because you're projecting your own inherent racism onto another subject you dislike. Easier to hate a segment of the population, if you differentiate them from yourself as a human and of course white males like yourself can't be poképhiles.
Except I am and you're wrong. In more ways than one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 22:05:49 No.41875712 Report

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>>41872689
And we will marry again!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 22:07:37 No.41875743 Report

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>>41875683
European mythology is full of animal fucking, so that wouldn't be too farfetched.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 22:12:18 No.41875812 Report

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>>41875571
Only train females anon. Thing about them is they're not predisposed to looking for a fight (unlike males of all species). But a mothering pokémon will always have that instinctive drive to fight to protect her family, which can be harnessed and utilised for battles.
Of course it doesn't need to be said that the next logical step from acknowledging the more affectionate a pokémon is towards its trainer, the stronger it performs in battle is realising a trainer in a committed loving relationship with their pokémon are a nigh-unbeatable team indeed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 22:14:18 No.41875834 Report

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>>41875683
Sweet, I'm a Celt, get fuck furfags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 22:16:34 No.41875873 Report

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Breeding with Pokemon is superior to humans! Sacrifice your bloodline for the love of these animal harlots!

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 22:17:33 No.41875881 Report

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>>41875834
Are you descended from a Welshman?

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 22:19:17 No.41875898 Report

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>>41875683
Jawohl mein liebe!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 22:19:21 No.41875899 Report

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>>41875624
This one is pretty outdated. We should get a new one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 22:21:58 No.41875934 Report

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>>41875873
Humans are worthless in the world of pokemon. You won't get any strong pokemon that way. Not like humans can breed with them anyway since their dna stopped being close.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 22:27:06 No.41876022 Report

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>>41875236
autistic but somewhat wholesome.

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 22:32:20 No.41876091 Report

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>>41875683
Jawohl mein liebe!

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 22:32:50 No.41876102 Report

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They will again

and the fugs will be second to none

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 22:34:28 No.41876125 Report

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its always anthro pokemon
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 22:34:30 No.41876126 Report

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I like it when my poke wife has gas and she farts right in my nose. Sometimes it smells like ketchup. I like ketchup poo fart particles entering my nose from my poke wife’s anus. I’m so glad we married.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 22:36:50 No.41876160 Report

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>>41875834
>not knowing Celts are known to have crossbred with the Saxons
You're a furfag Harry!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 22:37:18 No.41876166 Report

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>>41876102
What would a Zoroark fart smell like? I think deviled eggs. Rank with some hot spiciness. Maybe bitter like black licorice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 22:38:41 No.41876192 Report

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>>41876160
>not realising people can trace their DNA profile
100% Celtic my good man. Get fucked furfags.

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 22:39:47 No.41876205 Report

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I want to marry my farting Pokémon wife so I can always smell her beautiful sweet farts.

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 22:40:21 No.41876212 Report

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>>41876166
kys

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 22:42:54 No.41876250 Report

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>Weezings invaded thread again

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 22:44:52 No.41876280 Report

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>>41876192
>not realizing DNA profiles do not reflect your entire ancestry
>not realizing Celts are known to crossbred with Saxons as they migrated into western Europe
>DNA profiles don't track migrations
You're a furfag Harry!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 22:51:16 No.41876377 Report

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>>41876280
Nah, too far wesht for those southern fucking fairies. They never got further than westmeath before getting fucked back out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 23:05:42 No.41876599 Report

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>>41876192
>he gave his DNA to the government that will sell it to corporations
You're a moron

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 23:16:15 No.41876766 Report

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>>41876599
>people don't lie on the internet
I've no fucking clue on my make-up mate, I'm just spinning bullshit to entertain myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 23:32:07 No.41877025 Report

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I want to breed with a pokemon so bad bros

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 00:12:22 No.41877545 Report

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Is it really okay for a Human to take a Pokemon as a mate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 00:13:19 No.41877557 Report

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>>41877545
If the pokémon consents.

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Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 00:14:05 No.41877566 Report

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I want Cinderace to be my husband!

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Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 00:14:33 No.41877577 Report

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>>41875934
I want this Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 00:17:46 No.41877619 Report

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>>41877577
I got a grimmsnarl and I am not afraid to use him.

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Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 00:18:28 No.41877629 Report

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>>41877545
If it makes you happy

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Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 00:27:03 No.41877746 Report

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>>41877619
Maybe, he's the one that's going to use you in the first place.

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Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 00:44:27 No.41877972 Report

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>>41877629
What is this text and where is it from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 00:47:37 No.41878013 Report

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>>41877972
Pokestar Studios. It’s a “Strange Ending” for Giant Woman 2.

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