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Is playing a nuzlocke the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than playing a nuzlocke. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are catching, training, battling and healing a pokemon for at least 10 hours solely so she can go and get ravaged by another pokemon. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little pokemon - naming her, training her, making sure she has good stats, giving her a good move set, battling with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the pokemon that will eventually fuck her to death.

Raised the perfect pokemon? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random pokemon who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who KO's her. He gets to fuck your team every day. He gets the benefits of destroying her body that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who plays pokemon, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 10 hours of your life simply to raise a pokemon for another pokemon to enjoy killing. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.