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Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2019 21:08:47 No.42067386 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>42068867 >>42069974 >>42070371 >>42071254 >>42071277 >>42072125 >>42075416 >>42076697

The only Christmas gift I truly wanted would be to be turned into one of my favorite Pokémon and transcend into a mystery dungeon like world, I am sure I would be able to find friends easier that way

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2019 21:14:13 No.42067469 Report

Quoted By: >>42068905

I don't know what's more likely; that happening or us getting a new PMD game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2019 21:18:36 No.42067541 Report

Quoted By: >>42072125

if you were sent to pmd land, even if wigglytuff's guild let you in you'd end up being the guy they give chores to, never going out on expeditions because you're a coward, and seldom talking to any of your guild mates. they'd all think you're weird

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2019 21:25:23 No.42067637 Report

Quoted By: >>42067652

i want to fill a Riolu (male)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2019 21:26:14 No.42067652 Report

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>>42067637
I want riolu (male) to fill me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2019 22:46:41 No.42068772 Report

Quoted By: >>42077146 >>42077246

If you can’t make friends as a human, you probably won’t as a Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2019 22:54:44 No.42068867 Report

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>>42067386
Me too anon. I have a similar wish.
I wish you happy Christmas and fulfilment of your dream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2019 22:57:31 No.42068905 Report

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>>42067469
Definitely the former.
:(

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2019 23:59:30 No.42069815 Report

Quoted By: >>42069907 >>42077047

Try lucid dreaming

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 00:00:55 No.42069827 Report

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*monster house music playing silently in the background*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 00:06:42 No.42069907 Report

Quoted By: >>42069939

>>42069815
OP here, the last lucid dream I had was back in 2012 in 7th grade where I was a dragon and explored vast open skies, never had a dream I could remember after that...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 00:09:44 No.42069939 Report

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>>42069907
you need to be intentional with it. before you go to bed, think about remembering your dreams, and when you wake up in the morning try to recall where you just were. it gets easier and over time you'll never forget a dream unless you stop putting the work in

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 00:12:56 No.42069974 Report

Quoted By: >>42069991 >>42070252

>>42067386
I see I'm not the only one who wrote "I wish I would wake up as a Pokemon" to Santa when I was 6 (and 7; second time's the charm) years old.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 00:14:06 No.42069991 Report

Quoted By: >>42070252

>>42069974
I wrote that I wanted a real life pikachu and a real life sudowoodo
I did not get those things

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 00:35:29 No.42070252 Report

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>>42069974
>>42069991
Op here, yeah I asked for a pikachu first, then asked for a mystery dungeon transcendence awhile later, I can relate

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 00:47:01 No.42070371 Report

Quoted By: >>42070703

>>42067386
>The only Christmas gift I truly wanted would be to be turned into one of my favorite Pokémon
Which one(s) would that be?
Also cute picture and merry Christmas

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 01:15:19 No.42070703 Report

Quoted By: >>42070791 >>42077596

>>42070371
Lucario, Greninja, Latios, or Noivern I don’t really care

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 01:22:25 No.42070791 Report

Quoted By: >>42070823

>>42070703
>not saying merry Christmas back
Your mother taught you better than that anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 01:24:41 No.42070823 Report

Quoted By: >>42071199

>>42070791
Merry Christmas, have a happy new year also!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 01:56:06 No.42071199 Report

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>>42070823
I'm not the person who replied to you, but merry Christmas and a happy new year to you too!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 02:01:36 No.42071254 Report

Quoted By: >>42071417 >>42072125

>>42067386
If you lived as a pokémon in the PMD world, would you be an explorer or take on some other profession? I'd like to be a historian and dig up old ruins.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 02:03:38 No.42071277 Report

Quoted By: >>42071468

>>42067386
We must all make the best of what we're given here, in preparation for the world that follows.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 02:13:58 No.42071417 Report

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>>42071254
I would 100% run a bank. duskull's life seems cozy f

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 02:17:32 No.42071468 Report

Quoted By: >>42071578

>>42071277
I have started to believe that the world after life is a manifestations of our greatest desires that over time it’s what we choose to make it but no one truly knows

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 02:26:21 No.42071578 Report

Quoted By: >>42071769 >>42075057 >>42076631

>>42071468
cope for men too weak to accomplish in this life

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 02:40:57 No.42071769 Report

Quoted By: >>42071835

>>42071578
Not him, but must say, it's rather difficult to accomplish turning into a pokemon in this life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 02:46:00 No.42071835 Report

Quoted By: >>42071937 >>42075057

>>42071769
that's not an accomplishment, that's a supercharged escape mechanism. the lesser escapes of just playing the games don't do it anymore so you fantasize about the whole enchilada. it's all just fear and risk aversion and a retreat into comfort. I say this with love - grow the fuck up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 02:54:22 No.42071937 Report

Quoted By: >>42071973

>>42071835
I think you're drunk. Or dyslexic. Or both.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 02:58:11 No.42071973 Report

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>>42071937
my post should be entirely comprehensible to you if you're literate

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 03:09:21 No.42072125 Report

Quoted By: >>42072138

>>42067386
If only. I know it's one of the most autistic fantasies out there but I really don't care. It's a good escapist fantasy.
>>42067541
Wouldn't be in Wigglytuff's guild, jokes on you.
>>42071254
Would want to be an explorer for just a bit. Would take up some other profession. Maybe open up a Inn or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 03:10:26 No.42072138 Report

Quoted By: >>42072236

>>42072125
>stop reading filenames
oh you quintuple nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 03:16:09 No.42072236 Report

Quoted By:

>>42072138
that's rude

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 07:54:08 No.42075000 Report

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Bump.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 08:01:16 No.42075045 Report

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Merry Christmas, OP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhPYy7PhL_0
Turns out there's a game about that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 08:03:46 No.42075057 Report

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>>42071578
>>42071835
Based and truthpilled, it all just reeks of unhealthy levels of escapism and depression/cynicism

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 09:15:52 No.42075416 Report

Quoted By: >>42075539

>>42067386
My christmas wish is going to be that you all find meaning in your lives and escape whatever pain you are in

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 09:43:30 No.42075539 Report

Quoted By:

>>42075416
Thank you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 13:01:47 No.42076631 Report

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>>42071578
>accomplish
>in this life
Naive as a child. You will die soon, anon. And everything you did will stop matter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 13:15:31 No.42076697 Report

Quoted By: >>42077399

>>42067386
Jesus just go to a local furry convention already and talk to people. Your kind is waiting for you and you're wasting it pretending to be a normie

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 14:16:27 No.42077047 Report

Quoted By:

>>42069815
Lucid dreaming is pretty great. Would recommend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 14:33:56 No.42077146 Report

Quoted By:

>>42068772
Don't forget amnesia is also involved, that's part of the appeal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 14:49:14 No.42077246 Report

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>>42068772
It depends on the reasons why he can't make friends with humans. For example, if it's because he can't stop thinking about how fucking ugly humans are, then he shouldn't have any problems with most pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 15:07:55 No.42077399 Report

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>>42076697
This.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 15:21:52 No.42077497 Report

Quoted By: >>42077520 >>42077536 >>42077554

The Mystery Dungeon world seems like a dystopia always on the verge of world ending catastrophe full of predatory guild employers taking the majority of your earnings, dungeons of territorial gangs, and mons pretending to be nice only to stab you in the back later

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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 15:24:09 No.42077520 Report

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>>42077497
pokemon mystery dystopia sounds like a great fucking game

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 15:26:55 No.42077536 Report

Quoted By: >>42077550

>>42077497
The one good thing is that legends like jirachi can be exploited to gain inmortality and great power, perhaps even omnipotence. Since pokemon in the PMD universe are too mentally weak to have done it themselves, achieving absolute hegemony and recreating the world to your will is perfectly possible. It may actually even be easy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 15:28:27 No.42077550 Report

Quoted By: >>42077558

>>42077536
this is actually something that struck me about pmd2, like darkrai is literally doing this and then the player character rolls up and kicks his teeth in. what's stopping you from doing what darkrai was doing but without the cartoonishly bleak future he wanted to create? good odds are that nobody would stop you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 15:28:56 No.42077554 Report

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>>42077497
Don't forget people giving away their eggs to strangers in the bar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 15:29:39 No.42077558 Report

Quoted By: >>42077569 >>42077640

>>42077550
Someone like bidoof, who is an absolute retard nobody, fucking bottom of the barrel could easily get a wish from jirachi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 15:31:10 No.42077569 Report

Quoted By: >>42077620

>>42077558
pls stop bullying bidoof he's doing his best

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 15:33:35 No.42077596 Report

Quoted By:

>>42070703
Oh so you have autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 15:35:32 No.42077620 Report

Quoted By: >>42077632

>>42077569
I don't care, trash is trash. He has no potential and no ambition. "His best" is an absolute, colossal failure. If I were a god of the PMD universe, I would erase his entire species, among many others.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 15:36:36 No.42077632 Report

Quoted By: >>42077761

>>42077620
damn nigga careful with all of that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 15:37:25 No.42077640 Report

Quoted By: >>42077656 >>42077761

>>42077558
Bidoof, just like Snover and most other pokemon, would leave emptyhanded if Wigglytuff The Mary Sue wouldn't show him where Jirachi is.
And in battle with Jirachi it is hinted that Jirachi is just toying with Bidoof.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 15:39:41 No.42077656 Report

Quoted By:

>>42077640
wigglytuff really doesn't fulfill the criteria for a mary sue

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 15:49:24 No.42077761 Report

Quoted By: >>42077859

>>42077632
Wrong. It's all of that who should be careful with me. The moment I land onto that universe, every single living creature has a timer with the words "HOLY JUDGEMENT" spelled on it. I'm well aware the consequences of my actions would be overwhelmingly positive.

>>42077640
That fucking animal still easily got a wish from the star loli, toying or not. Besides, knowing how gullible that accursed pink ball is doing the same is pretty fucking easy. And that's just one among a myriad methods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 15:58:10 No.42077859 Report

Quoted By: >>42077880

>>42077761
>That fucking animal still easily got a wish from the star loli, toying or not.
Did he though?
Because "It may not be soon, but one day you'll see some new faces in the guild" is kind of the wish granting that even i can do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 16:01:20 No.42077880 Report

Quoted By: >>42077899

>>42077859
It asked to become the best explorer first and jirachi said it was trivial to grant it and was about to do it. It was the retarded obese rat who backed off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 16:03:14 No.42077899 Report

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>>42077880
Who knows in what way Jirachi would make him "the best explorer" though. May be some trick to make fun of him or something as useless, for example.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 18:39:51 No.42079735 Report

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new pmd when

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