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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 19:09:54 No.42144654 View View Reply Original Report

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If pokemon were real, which pokemon would you try and catch irl?

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 19:11:29 No.42144673 Report

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>>42144654
Probably something small that couldn't instantly kill me

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 19:12:04 No.42144683 Report

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>>42144654
exactly this one. At least it can keep some parts of me cool in the summer.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 19:15:57 No.42144725 Report

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>>42144683

She'd keep all of you cool if you were smart enough to let her sit on your lap with her paws on your chest and your dick in her slit.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 19:21:37 No.42144804 Report

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>>42144725
If pokemon were real, you would be the wise old man who teaches young trainers the secrets of Pokemon. Like catching them and not catching their stds.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 19:25:26 No.42144850 Report

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>>42144654
All of them.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 19:28:54 No.42144899 Report

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>>42144804

Unless you wanted to, of course. The Pokemon world is a fetish paradise, and I'm sure at least one person would want to end up with corrupt-looking Nezumi style genitalia as a state that they can force onto others as well.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 19:35:59 No.42145009 Report

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>>42144654
Probably Hatterene.
I live in the UK so she would be there and I'm autistic so emotionally stunted enough to not be mauled. Plus we both don't like loud noise so we would probably get along.
It would be cool being one of the few people able to have a Hatterene, no one would kno how to fight her.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 19:40:42 No.42145088 Report

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>>42144654
All of them

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 19:44:15 No.42145144 Report

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Badass fucking Hydreigon. Though realistically, I'd try to raise it from an egg instead of catching it in the wild. I can imagine riding this absolute fucking beast of an apex predator through the sky and raining ungodly beams of destruction and terror down below me. I'd take my bud above the Glimwood Tangle to Flash Cannon all the faggy type pokemon below it to properly assert its dominance and cement its place in the food chain

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 20:21:53 No.42145708 Report

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>>42144899
did you post the lewd version of this a few days back?

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 20:22:05 No.42145709 Report

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I would want a handful of ghost and psychic types. I would like to experience what having a telepathic conversation is like, or how touching a ghost feels.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 20:22:25 No.42145718 Report

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>>42145708

That probably wasn't me. I tempt the janitors and mods enough as it is.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 20:22:38 No.42145726 Report

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>>42144654
Glaceon, for sexual purposes

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 20:31:51 No.42145874 Report

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>>42145726
Good luck freezing your dick off

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 20:32:17 No.42145880 Report

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>>42145708
>>42145718
Do you mean this one?

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 20:34:55 No.42145922 Report

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>>42145880

thanks doc

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 20:39:40 No.42146006 Report

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My WIFE

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 22:26:00 No.42147699 Report

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>>42145874
it'd be worth getting frostbite on your dick desu

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 22:27:47 No.42147727 Report

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>>42144654
>>42144683
>>42144725
>>42144804
>>42144899
>>42145726
>>42147699
dont fuck the glaceon jesus christ its an animal

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 22:29:10 No.42147744 Report

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>>42147727
yeah, instead EAT the glaceon guys!

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 22:35:45 No.42147838 Report

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>>42147727
if it passes the harkness test I don't see the issue

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Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2019 01:16:50 No.42150210 Report

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>>42144654
Sableye. With sit on the couch together and watch cartoons. I'd be eating chips and he'd be chowing down on some gems. We'd share the two litre of coke. I'd let him walk alongside me in public because he'd be too chill to consider himself a shoulder mon. It'd be fun. Probably wouldn't use for him battling. We'd just be bros.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2019 01:44:16 No.42150633 Report

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>>42145144
>Wants to blow up an entire forest with fairy types
>Hydreigon is 4x weak to fairy
>Fairies don't exclusively live only in that forest
>Zacian.

Now what were you saying..?

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Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2019 01:50:05 No.42150729 Report

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>>42144654
well, the motto is "gotta catch 'em all", and at the moment I have a decent supply it will be time to unleash my inner xenophile.
so all of them, really.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2019 01:50:50 No.42150746 Report

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>>42144654
I would love a Snorlax but food upkeep would never work so I would have to go with Shuckle because they're based.
Gengar would be fun to fuck with people though so I dunno. His sense of humor is just like mine and I bet he would enjoy fucking with them for our amusement.

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