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Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 20:34:11 No.42716649 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>42716830 >>42716896 >>42716979 >>42719377 >>42719981 >>42720329 >>42720512 >>42721286 >>42723539 >>42723671 >>42725746 >>42727651

Post your favorite pokemon and one disgusting fact about you
Empoleon and I like to smell my own farts

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 20:38:27 No.42716683 Report

Quoted By: >>42716704

Ledyba
I brush my teeth while in the shower

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 20:40:36 No.42716700 Report

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omanyte if you're reading this you're an ugly nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 20:40:50 No.42716704 Report

Quoted By: >>42716746 >>42718117

>>42716683
whats disgusting about that?

Blastoise. I chew off my toenails

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 20:43:19 No.42716728 Report

Quoted By: >>42718117

Servine
I still pick my nose at age 18

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 20:45:03 No.42716746 Report

Quoted By: >>42719890 >>42720219

>>42716704
Similar to why some people don't pee in the shower, the idea that you would be standing in human byproduct while trying to get clean

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 20:52:48 No.42716818 Report

Quoted By: >>42716860

Sometimes when I'm feeling lazy I give my cum the CWC treatment after I masturbate

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 20:54:19 No.42716830 Report

Quoted By: >>42716857

>>42716649
Grapploct
I have a lock of hair from this one guy with long hair who works at my local Walmart

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 20:56:22 No.42716857 Report

Quoted By: >>42716870

>>42716830
Boy or grill?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 20:57:07 No.42716860 Report

Quoted By: >>42716883 >>42716892

>>42716818
what is the cwc treatment?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 20:57:38 No.42716870 Report

Quoted By: >>42716941

>>42716857
Boy. Sometimes I put it on top of my face and masturbate with it on my face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 20:58:33 No.42716883 Report

Quoted By: >>42725699

>>42716860
It's a belief that you can maintain big cums by consuming your ejaculate so you can use it again later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 20:59:27 No.42716892 Report

Quoted By: >>42718280 >>42724945

>>42716860
You'd know if you weren't new.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 20:59:44 No.42716896 Report

Quoted By: >>42716977 >>42717515 >>42720231

>>42716649
I hate toilet paper and always use the bidet, by always I mean even for peeing, but for some reason it got obstructed by cement that came from god knows where. As an alternative, I now squat on the bathtub, pee there, and then use one of those shower hose to clean myself. I aim and do that thing with the thumb to increase water pressure. Same for n2, after pooping I go from the toilet to inside the bathtub, squat, and hose down all the shit. I actually have cute pink and clean genitals which unironically smell like sweet fruits so I guess this cleaning method works. I actually don't want to go back to the bidet anymore.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 21:00:00 No.42716900 Report

Quoted By: >>42716979

I will eat anything that comes out of me, blood, puss, toenails, cum, piss, even shit. I don't get any particular pleasure out of it, I just don't mind doing it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 21:03:40 No.42716941 Report

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>>42716870
Hot desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 21:05:12 No.42716959 Report

Quoted By:

Shedinja

I cum on any random things I find, I don't even really think of the thing being hot or really even think at all while doing it I just do it when i get something new

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 21:06:35 No.42716977 Report

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Corsola
I have this bad habit of peeling my nails off until there's nothing left, I used to get those fake acrylic nails done in a natural style so it'd look real but had to let my nails breathe so it's back to finger stubs until I can try and grow them a decent length again
>>42716896
Please just fix your bidet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 21:06:58 No.42716979 Report

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>>42716649
Metagross and >>42716900 the same as this anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 22:00:34 No.42717515 Report

Quoted By: >>42718941

>>42716896
Nothing wrong with this unless you don't clean your bathtub after. Then it's pretty fucking disgusting, especially if you take baths instead of showers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 22:34:50 No.42717915 Report

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Aggron
I am super lazy so i often pee on the sink so i don't have to aim or crouch

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 22:38:35 No.42717963 Report

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Wigglytuff
I've had athletes foot since I was like 11 and never been able to get rid of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 22:51:50 No.42718117 Report

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>competitive VG
Primeape
>competitive TCG
Durant
>in general
Phanpy
same as >>42716704 and >>42716728 even though I'm a germ freak

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Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 23:06:32 No.42718280 Report

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>>42716892

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Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 23:10:34 No.42718304 Report

Quoted By: >>42719198 >>42720018

Tsareena.

When I work, I shower every day. When I'm not working, however, I only shower after my workouts which I do twice a week.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 23:11:34 No.42718310 Report

Quoted By: >>42719827

I like Pokémon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 23:14:09 No.42718331 Report

Quoted By: >>42718443 >>42718684

I have an acute sexual attraction to female clowns

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 23:25:53 No.42718443 Report

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>>42718331
clown girls *are* sexy and anyone who says otherwise is either a pussy who's afraid of them or a queer, likely both

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 23:46:09 No.42718661 Report

Quoted By: >>42720479

I let guys pee in my mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 23:47:54 No.42718684 Report

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>>42718331
c l u s s y

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 23:51:02 No.42718724 Report

Quoted By: >>42726078

I was part of some pretty weird social structures growing up completely rurally and was molested and assaulted (which never bothered me), I had no idea how to interact and form proper human connections and only really started interacting with peer-aged individuals when I turned 13. When I entered highschool a male found himself in a mentor position to me (musically, and athletically) and I became obsessive and compulsively controlled him into dating me even though it was quite the age gap, he agreed. I would write fanfiction to try and court him since he was fond of my portal 2 writing and send it to him over MSN chat, I'd masturbate while knowing he was reading it even though he was a very serious individual and never wanted to break the line of "no-touch until I was 18". The worst I did was push myself on him one time when we were building a hut in the woods and leave blatant hints I wanted him to take advantage of me physically, I knew I pushed him away, it's been several years since we've spoken and he just silently disappeared on me. I could apologize and wish him the best in life. It was just, so easy to control him, I'm glad he escaped.
That's the thing that weighs on me the most.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 00:10:37 No.42718941 Report

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>>42717515
Ah yeah, I do. Funnily enough I'm actually a very hygienic/clean person (which is why I unironically came to love this "method" since I'm much cleaner afterwards), and I don't like taking baths either way. The idea of sitting in filthy water for a long time makes me writhe. What I do isn't too dirty, though, at most you'll see a tiny speck that flows down the drain and that's it but yeah, I do clean everything. I know this is super unconventional so I try to do it as "right" as I can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 00:37:02 No.42719198 Report

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>>42718304
Same except I don't even shower every day for work.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 01:04:17 No.42719356 Report

Quoted By: >>42727352

Heracross
I love the sensation of draining liquid from blemishes so much so that I've caused permanent scarring from trying to pop or scratch off bug bites, swollen lymph nodes, ingrown hairs, styes, canker sores, and tons of other skin irritations besides the obvious acne & cysts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 01:07:24 No.42719377 Report

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>>42716649
Kecleon
I bite and eat my nails(finger and toe), and pick my nose eat my boogers. I'm 21.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 01:11:53 No.42719406 Report

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I can't stop peeling away dead skin on the soles of my feet to the point that it hurts to walk some days

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 01:12:32 No.42719410 Report

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Goodra
I also pick my nose at the age of 21, and eat them. I particularly enjoy the hardened boogers, I keep them in my mouth and roll them around like a tiny candy. I also bite my finger and toe nails and do the same thing. Sometimes I use them to pick my teeth. I always brush afterwards, cause I got some weird infection from it one time as a kid.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 01:13:31 No.42719423 Report

Quoted By: >>42720249

I unironically wipe my ass with my hand. Of course, I wash the shit (hee hee) out of my hands right afterwards. Like, a good 5 minutes of scrubbing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 01:59:03 No.42719827 Report

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>>42718310
A madman right here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 02:06:16 No.42719890 Report

Quoted By: >>42720457

>>42716746
How is toothpaste similar to urine?

What are you brushing your teeth with?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 02:17:30 No.42719981 Report

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>>42716649
Nidoking

I wear the same socks everyday until my toenails become sore and green.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 02:22:14 No.42720018 Report

Quoted By: >>42721331 >>42722998

>>42718304
>twice a week
This is supposed to be disgusting? I go months without showering.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 02:41:20 No.42720175 Report

Quoted By: >>42720227

I can;t get off to tentacle hentai because I always find myself wanting to fuck the monster instead of the anime girl, the idea of fucking an eldritch monster and it laying eggs in me gets me rock hard, even typing his gave me a stiffy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 02:46:54 No.42720219 Report

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>>42716746
As long as you're taking a shower and not a bath, I dont see the issue

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 02:47:56 No.42720227 Report

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>>42720175
Same but I'm a girl. The idea of a slime/tentacle monster with multiple slimy/gooey "limbs" capable of touching/fucking every single erogenous part of my body at the same time makes my head spin. Something like that must feel out of this world, literally. Funnily enough I'm not into *egg laying* but I do love seeing tentacles pumping eggs/fluids inside of the person and then staying there. It's the "pumping something inside someone else and seeing the tentacle twitching and throbbing" that gets me.
So all in all, based taste Mandibro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 02:48:10 No.42720231 Report

Quoted By: >>42720427

>>42716896
Female?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 02:49:07 No.42720237 Report

Quoted By: >>42720270

I have several month old dishes strewn about my room

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 02:51:06 No.42720249 Report

Quoted By: >>42728073

>>42719423
Muslim?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 02:53:56 No.42720269 Report

Quoted By: >>42720532

my boyfriend dumped me a week ago and i've been getting off with his shirts ever since. i'll wrap them over my face and huff them, and rub the rough fabric against my clit until i coom. i haven't washed them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 02:54:15 No.42720270 Report

Quoted By: >>42720538

>>42720237
Clean your fucking room or i’ll come over there and steal your bedsheets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 03:03:41 No.42720329 Report

Quoted By:

>>42716649
Infernape
I cant stop falling in love with anime boys. I think I have a condition

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 03:14:06 No.42720427 Report

Quoted By: >>42720523 >>42720546 >>42720557

>>42720231
Yeah. I don't remember when I started or why, but I really can't go back now. After years of using water even the softest of toilet papers hurt me. Besides, there's some instances where I think it's absolutely essential. I know it's TMI, but this is what the thread's for so, during my period, when doing n2, you really mean to tell me other women just wipe the piss/blood/shit combo with paper and call it a day? That's disgusting, I can't see myself cleaning with anything that isn't water. I mean yeah, the water beneath me is red for a while but it all drains out quick, and your parts end up squeaky clean with not a single stain and you're super fresh as a result.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 03:18:40 No.42720457 Report

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>>42719890
They aren't talking about how toothpaste is similar to urine. They are saying pissing and brushing is similar in the shower because they are things showers aren't meant for.
ur supposed to cleen out side body in shjower

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 03:21:50 No.42720479 Report

Quoted By: >>42720501

>>42718661
Pls be in Texas

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 03:24:16 No.42720501 Report

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>>42720479
Sry bro, CT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 03:25:06 No.42720512 Report

Quoted By: >>42720536

>>42716649
Alolan Ninetales
I can put my fingers underneath my own ribcage it hurts so don't do it kids

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 03:26:43 No.42720523 Report

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>>42720427
this makes sense

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 03:27:37 No.42720527 Report

Quoted By: >>42720535

Arceus
i fucked a sponge

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 03:28:56 No.42720532 Report

Quoted By: >>42720556

>>42720269

This isn’t gross. It sounds like you really miss him. I’m sorry for your heartache.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 03:29:10 No.42720535 Report

Quoted By: >>42720570

>>42720527
The vegetable or the animal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 03:29:18 No.42720536 Report

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>>42720512
Eat a fucking burger

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 03:29:22 No.42720538 Report

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>>42720270
Can you actually please I need motivation I'm an accountant and we're in busy season now and I get home and I'm exhausted

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 03:30:11 No.42720546 Report

Quoted By: >>42720624

>>42720427
i second this opinion, and also completely can't understand how someone could wear a pad for similar reasons. how the fuck do you move around in what's essentially a bloody, sweaty, unhygienic diaper, and not notice it every second? tampons are uncomfortable as hell but worth it just for the hygiene and utility.

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 03:30:26 No.42720547 Report

Quoted By: >>42722994

I brush my teeth twice a week

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 03:32:01 No.42720556 Report

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>>42720532
fuck anon, out of all the (You)s i've gotten in a long time, this one actually got to me. thanks, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 03:32:04 No.42720557 Report

Quoted By: >>42720781

Lunatone

knowing all the details of a girl's bodily functions is like a fetish to me. stuff like >>42720427 is my thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 03:34:20 No.42720570 Report

Quoted By: >>42720634

>>42720535
Wait there's a vegetable called sponge?

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 03:40:40 No.42720624 Report

Quoted By: >>42720695 >>42720714

>>42720546
I use some pads which have a sort of plasticky mesh/cover? and the cotton placed underneath, and the blood doesn't come out not even if you forcibly squish it (I once tried it as a test to see if it'd leak, it didn't, not a single drop). I do change them often and it never ever reaches that "overflowed" state in the first place, because (you guessed it) I clean with water often so I wash everything away before it can even get in the pad. Tampons are insanely uncomfortable for me mainly because I'm a virgin so I'd rather not, even if in theory it's more practical.
Have another of my favorites to compensate for all the TMI talk.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 03:42:22 No.42720634 Report

Quoted By: >>42720655 >>42720706 >>42720923 >>42721190 >>42721488 >>42723335 >>42726651

>>42720570
The bath sponges everyone uses are actually a vegetable. They're called luffa.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 03:45:25 No.42720655 Report

Quoted By:

>>42720634
WHAT THE FUCK ANON, LOOFAS LITERALLY GROW ON FUCKING TREES? WHERE HAVE I BEEN

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 03:50:11 No.42720695 Report

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>>42720624
Ngl tampons seem like they'd be scary ever since I read about some girl dying of toxic shock.

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 03:52:04 No.42720706 Report

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>>42720634
>it's true
What the fuck

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 03:52:51 No.42720714 Report

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>>42720624
huh, i never heard of those, i've only ever seen the fat cottony diaper ones and the tiny panty liners, interesting. and ah i got diddled so i never had to worry about the virginity thing, never thought of that.

here's another one of my favs for the same reason sorry anons

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 04:00:36 No.42720781 Report

Quoted By: >>42720861 >>42721284 >>42721348 >>42721657 >>42721703

>>42720557
Enjoy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 04:06:55 No.42720861 Report

Quoted By:

>>42720781
Thank you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 04:14:50 No.42720923 Report

Quoted By:

>>42720634

A whole new meaning to Spongebob

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 04:48:44 No.42721190 Report

Quoted By: >>42721260

>>42720634
>you can fucking eat these
Do they clean out your insides?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 04:55:02 No.42721260 Report

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>>42721190
eat with detergent dressing, drink a litre of water then jump on a trampoline for 5 min

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 04:59:06 No.42721284 Report

Quoted By:

>>42720781
Why did I read this
Why did I do it
Why did I
Why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 04:59:25 No.42721286 Report

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>>42716649
Poliwhirl and I have a super bad habit of chewing my fingernails

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 05:05:18 No.42721329 Report

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I enjoy picking my nose but I only do in private.

I wash my hands and everything after so it's not that bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 05:05:30 No.42721331 Report

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>>42720018
take a bath you smelly anon

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 05:07:23 No.42721348 Report

Quoted By: >>42722136

>>42720781
you know, maybe dying alone isn't so bad after all. I think I'll just stick to my onahole, it doesn't do any of this shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 05:24:32 No.42721488 Report

Quoted By:

>>42720634

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 05:32:46 No.42721542 Report

Quoted By:

Flygon
I have a huge belly button fetish and often when taking walks I secretly take pictures of women wearing crop tops and sometimes even dudes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 05:49:06 No.42721657 Report

Quoted By:

>>42720781
i want to gut myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 05:55:44 No.42721703 Report

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>>42720781
you know im even more surprised to learn that /cgl/ had an idol election, think about it how did a bunch of autistic girls managed to pick what i suppose is the "prettiest" autistic girl, i wonder how many people died

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 06:25:17 No.42721867 Report

Quoted By: >>42721893 >>42721934 >>42727239

This thread was supposed to be people posting their funny quirks and laughing at each other but you roasties ruined it with your attentionwhoring, blogshitting and actual disgusting stuff like your hygenie. A man only aspires to be as disgusting as you are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 06:26:25 No.42721874 Report

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Ash ketchum; I forget to wash my hands when I wake up from my orgasms

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 06:30:05 No.42721893 Report

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>>42721867
>come to thread about disgusting shit
>gets angry when disgusting shit gets posted
u be the very intelligent, yes

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 06:35:39 No.42721934 Report

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>>42721867
There's a post about a guy who literally eats his shit and a couple of femanons talking about periods is where you draw the line?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 06:51:18 No.42722032 Report

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Ash ketchum; I forget to wash my hands when I wake up from my orgasms

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 07:08:45 No.42722131 Report

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Magnemite line
I haven't broken my booger eating habit. I need to seek help but I honestly enjoy the texture and salt.
Barely get sick once a year and I heard it builds immunity? Doubt it.
Should stop for real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 07:09:15 No.42722136 Report

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>>42721348
Lol, I feel the same, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 08:22:15 No.42722517 Report

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Bump

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 10:46:34 No.42722988 Report

Quoted By: >>42727437

I still eat my boogers, and I smell my puss after I pop huge zips/acne.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 10:48:05 No.42722994 Report

Quoted By:

>>42720547
You're supposed to do it after every meal anon. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 10:49:22 No.42722998 Report

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>>42720018
I bet you play Smash

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 12:12:51 No.42723335 Report

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>>42720634
Huh, neat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 12:25:39 No.42723382 Report

Quoted By: >>42726204

This thread is foul. I knew /vp/ was filled with freaks but damn.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 12:36:48 No.42723419 Report

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Eevee.

Whenever I was 16, I started growing more curious about my scat fetish, so I started experimenting with my own shit. I'd take a little bit of TP and start folding it so that it made an impromptu mat so my parents wouldn't find out, then I shat on it. I took a little bit of it and put it in my mouth to see if I could eat it (I couldn't, there's a reason people say things "taste like shit"). Then I dragged my nuts over it to see what it felt like. After that, I picked it up, and crushed it quite a bit in my hands to see what it feels like. Finally, I gave masturbated with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 13:06:17 No.42723539 Report

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>>42716649
Mimikyu
I found out i was gay when i gave a shampoo bottle a handjob.
I blacked out due to horny instincts and started to do it
>haha shampoo bottles look like penis what if someones dick was a shampoo bottle
>black out
>Im suddenly jerking off the shampoo bottle

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 13:39:27 No.42723671 Report

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>>42716649
Mimikyu
Due to anxiety disorders, i can't eat outside home or i risk to puke. I fucking hate this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 16:31:01 No.42724945 Report

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>>42716892
Normies have known about cwc for like five years now

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 16:47:24 No.42725138 Report

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Weavile.
I wore my mom's panties on my crotch and face. I also used her Dildo that I found when going through her makeup drawer when crossdressing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 17:00:43 No.42725286 Report

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Man, you people are fucking vile.
I've got nothing for you, worst I do is not shower much, which would be relevant if I went out a lot, but I don't, so it's not. When I do go out I clean up properly, obviously.
Boring compared to the shit I'm reading here, but I've been here for a long ass time so it's not like I'm surprised by hearing these putrid habits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 17:20:17 No.42725439 Report

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Parasect.
I've spent 500+ hours playing Ultra Sun and I still haven't got to battle tree yet

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 17:29:19 No.42725519 Report

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audino I get immense pleasure from recording my loud farts to listen to later, some of them are extremely drawn out and very loud and it turns me on. I also love the smell of my unwashed ass and balls

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 17:50:46 No.42725699 Report

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>>42716883
Fun fact, eating sperm turns it into estrogen. So, in other words enjoy having tits and a smaller dick

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 17:56:35 No.42725746 Report

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>>42716649
[spoiled]I look like and weigh as much as a Tangrowth (when wearing my winter jacket).[/spoiler:lit]

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 17:57:37 No.42725757 Report

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>>42725746
FUCK

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 17:58:40 No.42725772 Report

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i'm in love with leafanon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 18:00:54 No.42725799 Report

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Ampharos, I can partially dislodge either of my shoulders, but the right one goes easier. I've dislocated the left one at least twice, once by rolling over in bed, but never got further medical treatment for either. I also dislocated something in my knee the other week by doing the same thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 18:10:28 No.42725909 Report

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Ursaring
When I fapped I used to cum in my bed/pajamas. I didn't always change them immediately. Nowadays I use a sock but sometimes I forget to grab one and do my old habit again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 18:29:25 No.42726078 Report

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>>42718724
Are you a boy or a girl?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 18:42:59 No.42726204 Report

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>>42723382
To be honest threads like these attract the biggest freaks so it's not representative of /vp/ as a whole.
Not to say this board isn't freak central, but this thread is probably rock bottom

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 18:44:57 No.42726226 Report

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Croagunk
Hapless chain smoking NEET. I can count the number of times I bathe in a given month on one hand. I can't remember the last time I brushed my teeth. I'm probably an alcoholic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 19:42:49 No.42726651 Report

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>>42720634
>There are people who don't know where the sponges come from.
This world is amazing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 19:46:14 No.42726684 Report

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Serperior
I like swallowing air and waiting several hours for it to pass through

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 20:17:45 No.42726934 Report

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Wooloo
I was making out with a friend one night a couple years ago. I had a bad feeling so I left before anything went down, but she told me the next day she was drunk and the next week that her 17th birthday was coming up. I couldn't tell she was drunk at all and just totally forgot she was 16. Still reminisce on that night, though. [/spoiler:lit]

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 20:18:47 No.42726944 Report

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>>42726934
Fcuk.
sample text

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 20:39:46 No.42727131 Report

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>>42725439
based comfy alola poster

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 20:49:52 No.42727239 Report

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>>42721867
You came into a thread about disgusting habits and then get upset when people are disgusting? Retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 21:02:10 No.42727352 Report

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>>42719356
Feel you dude. I´ve had bacne and the sensation of popping zits and blemishes is so fucking satisfying.

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 21:06:23 No.42727393 Report

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Simipour
I have a weird hard spot inside my nose I can pick at to trigger a bloody nose at will. My mom also apparently has this. I also still pick my nose (though only when i can't blow my boogers out, and I wash my hands right after), and compulsively bite my fingernails.

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 21:11:13 No.42727436 Report

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Mawile
neither my finger-, nor my toenails have seen a scissor or nailclipper for years.I nibble at my fingernails if I deem them too long or not round enough, removing scraps from them. As for my toenails I play around with them with my fingernails until I can get what's basically clippings off of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 21:11:13 No.42727437 Report

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>>42722988
Gothorita. I also do the latter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 21:12:21 No.42727444 Report

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>>42726934
She wasn't drunk, she was just trying to save face for the both of you because you didn't go for it.

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 21:33:55 No.42727651 Report

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>>42716649
Gardevoir
When i was around 12 i lived with my uncles for awhile, they have a daughter around my age
One day when taking a bath i went through the dirty clothes basket and pulled out her clothes and decided to masturbate while wearing them
This continued for about a month i spent there

I no longer crossdress despite living alone since around 19yo because puberty hit me hard, if i did i'd look like pic related but i often wish i was a cute twink so i could pull it off

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Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 21:39:50 No.42727712 Report

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y'all need therapy
i can't get hard to human women anymore. only aliens and monsters and shit do it for me now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Feb 2020 22:15:57 No.42728073 Report

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>>42720249
it's also a poo in loo thing

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