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>>43192554
>No tits to make milk
>Reptilians ever compatible with mammals
You could have pushed garde, but not this. I mean I would fuck a salazzle all day and night long, but I don't delude myself that I would be compatible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Apr 2020 23:41:23 No.43192789 Report

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>>43192320
I mean you can't produce offspring, but I'm sure you can do her if you really wanted to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Apr 2020 23:44:21 No.43192816 Report

Quoted By: >>43192838 >>43193315 >>43193902

>>43192789
One guy raped an alligator for several weeks until the cops caught him. the gator was fine, despite the rapings. Well "fine" if you know what I mean.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Apr 2020 23:47:36 No.43192838 Report

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>>43192816
But Salazzle rapes you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Apr 2020 23:49:22 No.43192854 Report

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>>43192838
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Apr 2020 23:49:24 No.43192855 Report

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>>43192838
We know, dumbass. Just saying, that cloaca is perfectly adjusted to receive mammalian fucking without damage (unless you want to cause damage, that is).

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 00:50:52 No.43193315 Report

Quoted By: >>43193325 >>43216843

>>43192816
reptiles don't have emotions they just care about
>eat food
>drink water
>sleep
that guy is lucky he didn't get eaten.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 00:53:59 No.43193325 Report

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>>43193315
A gator is pretty easy to fuck once you have closed his mouth shut. They have a lot of force to clamp down into their prey, but they aren't very good at forcing it open. So if he put some decent iron bands there and fixed them so they wouldn't come off, he could have fucked it for eternity until it died.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 02:25:56 No.43193902 Report

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>>43192816
>falling for shitting 4chan meme image hoaxs
Congratulations. You're a certified retard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 02:30:00 No.43193932 Report

Quoted By: >>43197041

>>43192320
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 02:37:52 No.43193977 Report

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>>43193902
It was in the news, imbecile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 03:31:54 No.43194252 Report

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>>43193902
It’s happened

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 03:38:19 No.43194272 Report

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>>43192320
>compatible with trainers
Maybe.
>compatible with my cock
Fuck yeah she is.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 08:26:41 No.43195283 Report

Quoted By: >>43195410 >>43196396 >>43197041 >>43198761

>>43192320
I don't care if she is. I want her to put me under her pheromone spell, and for her to pin me to the bed and indulge her needy self with me, while i give into the ecstasy, all while she teases me about wanting to fuck reptiles,and doing shit that she knows would drive me wild.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 09:03:27 No.43195383 Report

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>>43193977
Not that anon, but this is the first I've heard of this story. Just a guess, but did this take place in florida? Because it sounds like a florida new headline for sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 09:12:16 No.43195410 Report

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>>43195283
Way to ruin one of the best features of salazzle, her feet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 13:18:45 No.43196106 Report

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>>43193977
>>43194252
Post the article then

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 14:15:44 No.43196324 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 14:20:01 No.43196337 Report

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>>43196324
>Its on a reptile
For what purpose?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 14:21:04 No.43196342 Report

Quoted By: >>43198727

>she

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 14:22:07 No.43196344 Report

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>>43195410
Some people find coloured feet/hands a turn off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 14:32:30 No.43196396 Report

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>>43195283
I wouldn’t want to go THAT far

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 14:38:12 No.43196418 Report

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>>43196337
For seducing the human trainers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 15:00:01 No.43196523 Report

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>>43193902
>He doesn't know about Floridaman

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Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 15:14:41 No.43196608 Report

Quoted By: >>43196620 >>43196634 >>43196835

>>43196106
look at this fucking faggot so fucking new he's here because of the quarantines
probably doesn't even see a croc slit fucking webm

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 15:17:19 No.43196620 Report

Quoted By: >>43196666 >>43196835

>>43196608
What the fuck? How does this shit even happen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 15:20:16 No.43196634 Report

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>>43196608
Ffs always Flordia man, Alligators don’t have the sentience nor human personality

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Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 15:21:13 No.43196638 Report

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>>43193902
>he's so new he hasn't seen the webms

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 15:22:44 No.43196648 Report

Quoted By: >>43196671

>>43196638
>implying webms can't be faked
>what are deepfakes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 15:25:00 No.43196666 Report

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>>43196620
why not

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 15:25:46 No.43196671 Report

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>>43196648
>so much in denial he cannot believe people have recorded themselves fucking alligators, dolphins, ostriches, etc

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 15:31:19 No.43196707 Report

Quoted By: >>43197041

I like her big

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 15:57:37 No.43196835 Report

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>>43196608
>wait he may have an article from a real vericable sour-
>Pic
>OH NO NO NO
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/alligator-rape-arrest/
YOU ABSOLUTE RETARDED ZOOMER

>>43196620
I would tell you: it doesn't happen like that.
Zoofags as the mentally ill people they are think dogfucking is a common occurrence

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 15:59:28 No.43196841 Report

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>>43196835
thanks anon, newsguard or whatever it's called is also nice for this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 16:09:08 No.43196876 Report

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>>43196671
>coomer posts a cropped porno image

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 16:11:54 No.43196890 Report

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>>43194272
I love her hips there

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 16:34:52 No.43196981 Report

Quoted By: >>43197391

>>43196835
god fucking dammit welp if this one is fake also then someone fucking deliver me and post the crocodile slit fucking webm
https://www.legit.ng/490068-police-arrest-man-for-raping-torturing-crocodile.html

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Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 16:38:26 No.43196990 Report

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>>43196876
>resorts to namecalling

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Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 16:48:00 No.43197041 Report

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>>43192320
>>43192838
>>43193932
>>43194272
>>43195283
>>43195283
>>43196324
>>43196707
You deserve murder.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 16:53:46 No.43197070 Report

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>>43197041
cope

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 17:39:10 No.43197287 Report

Quoted By: >>43221047

I would rather have a wholesome relationship with a salazzle

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 17:54:22 No.43197368 Report

Quoted By: >>43197391

>>43196835
Yes that one is fake. But there was another though, which I can't find for some reason and it wasn't the same pic of the guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 17:58:03 No.43197391 Report

Quoted By: >>43197420

>>43196981
>>43197368
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/man-arrested-for-alligator-sex/
Last chance, zoom zooms
Post the wemb of GTFO

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 18:03:15 No.43197420 Report

Quoted By: >>43197450

>>43197391
I have it and it was even banned from 8ch bestiality board because muh rape
I'll post it later cause I am in my phone
Anyways, I do have one guy fucking a snake as well. So my point still stands, cloaca can take mammalian dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 18:10:29 No.43197450 Report

Quoted By: >>43197678 >>43199904

>>43197420
except that shit has nothing to do with the discussion, I said you were certified retards for eating tremendous factual turd and I throughly proved you all 4 were.
Your last chance to redeem yourself is to post the webm.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 18:51:34 No.43197678 Report

Quoted By: >>43197705 >>43197722 >>43199613

>>43197450
Sure anon, i am sure it is fake
Same with the mp4 of this guy screwing a kangaroo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 18:58:28 No.43197705 Report

Quoted By: >>43197884

>>43197678
You have no power here

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 19:01:28 No.43197722 Report

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>>43197678
fuck off rapist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 19:33:20 No.43197884 Report

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>>43197705
>>43197722
It is just a reaction, fucking obsessed retards

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 19:40:53 No.43197925 Report

Quoted By: >>43197982

please have sex with humans

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 19:51:25 No.43197982 Report

Quoted By: >>43198015

>>43197925
No
Fuck you, humans a shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 19:58:51 No.43198015 Report

Quoted By: >>43198041 >>43198676

>>43197982
human sex is best sex anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 20:02:43 No.43198041 Report

Quoted By: >>43198060 >>43198076

>>43198015
Then you get accused for rape even though it was consensual then you get thrown in prison over false accusations

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 20:05:55 No.43198060 Report

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>>43198041
Or you fuck trannies when you are fooled
Or the bug chasers give you stds
Or the slut leaves for bbc
Humans do suck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 20:07:59 No.43198076 Report

Quoted By: >>43198095

>>43198041
don't have sex with girls that have danger hair, septum piercings and daddy issues and you should be fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 20:10:36 No.43198095 Report

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>>43198076
>Implying any bitch won't leave me because I only have 5 and a half

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 20:11:27 No.43198100 Report

Quoted By: >>43198127

>>43198095
you alright there pal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 20:15:55 No.43198127 Report

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>>43198100
No i hate humans leave me alone with my meganium plush. At least my cock is big enough for her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 21:58:22 No.43198676 Report

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>>43198015
>he doesnt know about k9 puss

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 22:08:31 No.43198720 Report

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>>43197041
I remember le rage comics.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 22:09:36 No.43198727 Report

Quoted By: >>43208165 >>43216040

>>43196342
She's 100% female idiot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 22:15:48 No.43198761 Report

Quoted By: >>43199885 >>43205276 >>43207259

>>43192320
>>43192838
>>43195283
>>43196324
>>43197070
Why she's so arousing? Is it because of her hips? Am I a zoophile?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 22:16:47 No.43198767 Report

Quoted By: >>43198854

>>43196396
but anon, She wants and needs you, and she would gladly take care of you, she really wants to prove that reptiles are better than humans in every area.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 22:29:46 No.43198854 Report

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>>43198767
Then I want her to prove it

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Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 22:39:22 No.43198934 Report

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I might not be a scalie today.
But hot damn if she isn't compatible, and wouldn't stop until my dick becomes compatible whit her

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 23:15:38 No.43199128 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 00:10:06 No.43199408 Report

Quoted By: >>43199659

>>43197070
Sauce?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 00:54:18 No.43199613 Report

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>>43197678

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 01:04:15 No.43199659 Report

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>>43199408

>>29336842

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 01:43:16 No.43199885 Report

Quoted By: >>43202982

>>43198761
Curves that simulate breasts, you are a beta fuck that wants to be dominated or you just want to fuck reptiles
Maybe a combination of these

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 01:48:02 No.43199904 Report

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>>43197450
here I go!
https://anonymousfiles.io/TECDkEF1/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 03:01:36 No.43200302 Report

Quoted By: >>43200380

>>43198854
Exactly anon. She would just love to have you, to treat you as lovingly as you should be, and to fuck you so hard, that you would never even consider or fantasize about another human being ever again, only reptiles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 03:17:33 No.43200380 Report

Quoted By: >>43200398

>>43200302
I don’t see a downside to that

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Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 03:19:47 No.43200398 Report

Quoted By: >>43200420 >>43200533

>>43200380
there isn't any downsides to it, anon. dragons and reptiles are the future. no one can change that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 03:24:26 No.43200420 Report

Quoted By: >>43200429

>>43200398
Only pokemon ones. The real life reptiles are shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 03:25:58 No.43200429 Report

Quoted By: >>43200454 >>43200486

>>43200420
Heavy disagree, real reptiles are fantasic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 03:30:55 No.43200454 Report

Quoted By: >>43200541 >>43200637 >>43200660 >>43202563

>>43200429
>No feelings, they only rely on basic instincts, more dumb than even predator fodder, like bunnies, rats etc which are still mammals

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 03:35:05 No.43200486 Report

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>>43200429
No they really are not

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 03:44:13 No.43200533 Report

Quoted By: >>43200670

>>43200398
I already love dragons

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 03:46:13 No.43200541 Report

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>>43200454
Some of them are useful when it comes to eliminating garden pests at least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 03:51:23 No.43200562 Report

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>>43192320
Gen VII was so bad it made me drop the franchise after being a frothing Pokéfaggot from day 1.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 03:54:18 No.43200577 Report

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>>43200562
Better than Gen V at least. :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 04:04:40 No.43200637 Report

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>>43200454
Such a shame

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 04:07:55 No.43200660 Report

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>>43200454
>real chameleons will never be as smart as Inteleon
It hurts.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 04:08:54 No.43200670 Report

Quoted By: >>43201020 >>43201138

>>43200533
Good, anon, then you are already prepared. they will be great lovers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 05:13:38 No.43201020 Report

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>>43200670
That sounds good

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 05:37:38 No.43201138 Report

Quoted By: >>43201154

>>43200670
I want her but I don’t want her to be a hindrance to me

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Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 05:41:17 No.43201154 Report

Quoted By: >>43201188 >>43204228 >>43212648

>>43201138
If you don't want them to be, they won't.
They care about you, anon. they want you to be happy. as long as you take them as you wife or lover, they will always be there for you. no matter what.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 05:48:37 No.43201188 Report

Quoted By: >>43201288

>>43201154
That is exactly what I wish out of them

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Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 06:13:12 No.43201288 Report

Quoted By: >>43202561

>>43201188
Then let them come and take you away from your human mates, let them strip you of your need for humanity, and embrace the new reptilian and draconic future. it will be great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 09:36:30 No.43201862 Report

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bump

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Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 11:20:54 No.43202106 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 13:44:47 No.43202561 Report

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>>43201288
Gladly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 13:45:31 No.43202563 Report

Quoted By: >>43202799 >>43206770 >>43207085

>>43200454
but enough about you, lets talk about reptiles

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 14:50:11 No.43202799 Report

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>>43202563
More, yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 15:37:44 No.43202982 Report

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>>43199885
It's because I'm a beta male. Thank you for confirming it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 18:43:42 No.43204049 Report

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 19:16:57 No.43204228 Report

Quoted By: >>43205173

>>43201154
I want that out of any wife in general

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 20:05:13 No.43204552 Report

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>>43200562
Sad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 20:17:32 No.43204635 Report

Quoted By: >>43204877

>>43192320
I can't wait for this lowlife coomer thread to die already

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 20:54:44 No.43204877 Report

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>>43204635
Thanks for the bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 21:39:29 No.43205131 Report

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>>43198720
Classic

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Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 21:45:20 No.43205173 Report

Quoted By: >>43205418

>>43204228
Then they will be perfect for you, embrace them and let them treat you better than any human could.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 22:05:04 No.43205276 Report

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>>43198761
Anon, it happens

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 22:28:05 No.43205418 Report

Quoted By: >>43205433

>>43205173
I would gladly help them if they wanted or try to learn how best to help them, I prefer a mutual relationship

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Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 22:30:46 No.43205433 Report

Quoted By: >>43205578 >>43213257

>>43205418
They would love that, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 22:49:37 No.43205578 Report

Quoted By: >>43205648 >>43207330

>>43205433
That picture is so wholesome

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 22:57:35 No.43205648 Report

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>>43205578
one of my favorite pics, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 23:04:18 No.43205690 Report

Quoted By: >>43205698

What would makeout sessions + pheromones be like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 23:05:26 No.43205698 Report

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>>43205690
chafed pants

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 00:05:59 No.43206155 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 01:33:23 No.43206770 Report

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>>43202563
Yes, let’s

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 02:29:11 No.43207085 Report

Quoted By: >>43207217

>>43202563
I have felt lizards only a few times

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 02:57:59 No.43207217 Report

Quoted By: >>43207269

>>43207085
but how many times have you felt up lizards?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 03:09:20 No.43207259 Report

Quoted By: >>43207356 >>43207683 >>43213328

>>43198761
well, contrary to whatever memes people post, whatever is defined as zoophilia is not dictated by the level of intelligence of a creature but rather the species/body type.

so yes, if you're into the more feral/on-model stuff, then you're a zoophile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 03:12:35 No.43207269 Report

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>>43207217
They had no personality I did not want that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 03:26:28 No.43207330 Report

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>>43205578
Indeed it is

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Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 03:31:30 No.43207356 Report

Quoted By: >>43207605

>>43207259
>Can only get hard to feral/on-model reptiles and dragons, not attracted to human beings, 2d or 3d
I-I'm not completely fucked, right? there's still hope for me, r-right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 04:24:37 No.43207605 Report

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>>43207356
Yeah there is still hope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 04:49:14 No.43207683 Report

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>>43207259
>Contrary to what most people post
Ah it is this idiot again. He was btfo before, so now he pretends his made up definitions matter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 05:00:57 No.43207739 Report

Quoted By: >>43207761 >>43207764 >>43207768

>>43192320
What is so lewd/sexy about this gecko thing? All I got from the dex entries is that it's a greedy lazy bum who gets spineless males to do all the work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 05:05:56 No.43207761 Report

Quoted By: >>43208124

>>43207739
So like real life thots?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 05:06:22 No.43207764 Report

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>>43207739
She THICC

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 05:07:20 No.43207768 Report

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>>43207739
I mean they sound like e-thots but if proven wrong then there would be a wholesome relationship

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 06:37:46 No.43208124 Report

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>>43207761
Pretty much, I mean, would you starve yourself for this thing? She wouldn't even give so much as a thanks. Just entitled thot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 06:52:04 No.43208165 Report

Quoted By: >>43209866

>>43198727
>he doesn't know about the evolve glitch
S(he) salazzles exist in gen VIII now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 13:20:08 No.43209866 Report

Quoted By: >>43209996

>>43208165
You're kidding me, right? How did they manage to make such terrible games?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 13:48:04 No.43209996 Report

Quoted By:

>>43209866
Haha i don't know XD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 14:41:11 No.43210283 Report

Quoted By:

>>43196835
That article is fake, but there is a literal video of a guy fucking a male alligator in the slit as it's dick comes out. I've seen it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 15:08:16 No.43210436 Report

Quoted By: >>43210441

Opinions on Reshiram?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 15:09:14 No.43210441 Report

Quoted By: >>43210919

>>43210436
he cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 16:20:59 No.43210919 Report

Quoted By: >>43210942

>>43210441
Anon it was feminine they said it themselves

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 16:25:32 No.43210942 Report

Quoted By: >>43213743

>>43210919
cute femboy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 16:33:26 No.43210993 Report

Quoted By: >>43211357

>>43192320
I've got a shiny one nicknamed Camelita caught in a timer ball.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 17:27:15 No.43211357 Report

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>>43210993
Good

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 17:33:56 No.43211406 Report

Quoted By: >>43212213

Just look at that ass, my dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 19:26:32 No.43212213 Report

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>>43211406
She is compatible for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 19:56:31 No.43212484 Report

Quoted By:

Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 19:56:48 No.43212490 Report

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>>43196671
wow anon i havent seen this image in years, god bless

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 20:24:09 No.43212648 Report

Quoted By: >>43212914

>>43201154
How rough is her skin?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 20:59:38 No.43212886 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 21:03:09 No.43212914 Report

Quoted By: >>43212941 >>43212962

>>43212648
Smooth going down, sandpaper going up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 21:05:59 No.43212941 Report

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>>43212914
That sounds great for cuddles

Amonymous

Amonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 21:08:43 No.43212962 Report

Quoted By: >>43213112

>>43212914
Means it'll always be comfortable going down on her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 21:28:14 No.43213112 Report

Quoted By:

>>43212962
Good

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 21:43:48 No.43213257 Report

Quoted By: >>43213888

>>43205433
How would the cuddles feel?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 21:44:35 No.43213266 Report

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>>43192320
Diglett use mud slap!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 21:52:34 No.43213328 Report

Quoted By: >>43213502 >>43213859 >>43214168 >>43214562 >>43221076

>>43207259
Let me get this straight. If I find attractive actual animals, for instance a lizard or a rabbit, im a zoophile. But if I find attractive an anthropomorphic animal like the one in the pic im not a zoophile. Right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 21:54:09 No.43213346 Report

Quoted By: >>43213464

>itt retards that want to fuck a lizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 22:09:47 No.43213464 Report

Quoted By:

>>43213346
Lizards are boring

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 22:14:26 No.43213502 Report

Quoted By:

>>43213328
Feral = zoophile
Anthro = furry

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 22:47:08 No.43213743 Report

Quoted By:

>>43210942
Wrong

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 23:00:39 No.43213859 Report

Quoted By: >>43214601 >>43215611 >>43215673

>>43213328
Well yea. While I'd fuck Blue From Jurassic World, I also realize that it's pretty much zoophilia.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 23:04:40 No.43213888 Report

Quoted By: >>43214152 >>43214202

>>43213257
They would hold on to you very tight, but that's because they love you and want to keep you safe. but they make sure that it isn't uncomfortable for you, and depending if they need it or not, they may request to cuddle you nude, due to them needing your body heat, or they want to warm you up. they would love to have you feel how smooth or rough their scales are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 23:32:46 No.43214152 Report

Quoted By:

>>43213888
Wouldn’t they want a sweater then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 23:34:47 No.43214168 Report

Quoted By:

>>43213328
youre just a pleb

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 23:38:11 No.43214202 Report

Quoted By:

>>43213888
Didn't one of the early anime episodes show a dragonite the size of a damn skyscraper, what was up with that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 23:40:50 No.43214231 Report

Quoted By:

>>43192320
>is she coom palatable with trainers*
fixed it for you, faggot. jerk off to real women please

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 00:12:15 No.43214562 Report

Quoted By:

>>43213328
yes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 00:15:51 No.43214601 Report

Quoted By:

>>43213859
>that cloaca

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 01:36:36 No.43215372 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 02:03:05 No.43215611 Report

Quoted By:

>>43213859
It’s the personality that matters

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 02:08:18 No.43215673 Report

Quoted By: >>43215938

>>43213859
Blue is indeed zoophilia. She never shows any kind of intelligence and acts more on instinct than anything, like real reptiles. The movie sucked also because it tried to paint her in a good light, when real carnivores don't have any kind of feelings for their prey. Otherwise they would starve to death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 02:39:13 No.43215938 Report

Quoted By: >>43215993

>>43215673
Yes, exactly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 02:46:43 No.43215993 Report

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>>43215938
That being said, it is not zoophilia when you want to fuck pokemon. Despite the faggot autist being so buttblasted he has to shill his campaign against it everywhere, pokemon are more intelligent than dumb animals, can understand what people said and they also have their own will and think their own decisions. Some even leave on their own as well.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 02:51:40 No.43216040 Report

Quoted By: >>43217133

>>43198727
>E-newt
Do salazzle stream themselves?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 03:31:23 No.43216362 Report

Quoted By: >>43216864

I want her to use body press on me!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 04:36:09 No.43216843 Report

Quoted By: >>43216878

>>43193315
I wouldnt be so sure, sometimes reptiles act just like dangerous dogs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 04:40:28 No.43216864 Report

Quoted By:

>>43216362
Wish kajinchu made some Wartortle/Blastoise

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 04:42:15 No.43216878 Report

Quoted By: >>43216988

>>43216843
Again, reptiles are retarded anon. Don't pretend those can be compared to mammals. It is scientifically proven that reptiles do not posess any feelings nor emotions. That picture was likely taken on Alligators that were well fed, or that people has fed for a few years so they know they get free easy food if they let themselves be touched. As soon as the alligator feels an empty stomach, it will not hesitate to have you as dinner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 04:55:51 No.43216988 Report

Quoted By: >>43217016

>>43216878
of course they cant be compared to mammals, their brains are different from ours but that doesnt meant they are stupid.
>people has fed for a few years so they know they get free easy food if they let themselves be touched
That means they are able to recognize them and learn from their experiences, dont underestimate just how much an animal can learn just because its not sentient. It's not like its a rare phenomenon
https://youtu.be/WCjn2se5Wi4

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 05:00:26 No.43217016 Report

Quoted By: >>43217023

>>43216988
The word is sapient, retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 05:01:36 No.43217023 Report

Quoted By: >>43217037

>>43217016
don't call me retard just because I'm not sapient, mammal

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 05:04:28 No.43217037 Report

Quoted By:

>>43217023
This is massively retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 05:24:26 No.43217133 Report

Quoted By: >>43218234

>>43216040
Perhaps they would want to

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 11:15:56 No.43218234 Report

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>>43217133
This

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 11:46:42 No.43218344 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 13:55:35 No.43218953 Report

Quoted By: >>43219546 >>43220215

>>43197041
>unironically posting that comic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 15:22:57 No.43219546 Report

Quoted By:

>>43218953
Yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 17:13:39 No.43220215 Report

Quoted By: >>43220806

>>43218953
But anon, you are my help

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 18:34:41 No.43220806 Report

Quoted By:

>>43220215
So?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 19:04:11 No.43221023 Report

Quoted By:

>>43192838
Why does she lifts up her tail when she attacks?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 19:06:53 No.43221047 Report

Quoted By: >>43221088

>>43197287
You do know you global rule has updated?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 19:10:40 No.43221076 Report

Quoted By: >>43223023

>>43213328
Fuck your Egyptian cat bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 19:11:52 No.43221088 Report

Quoted By:

>>43221047
HGGNNNNNN

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Apr 2020 23:24:22 No.43223023 Report

Quoted By: >>43224723

>>43221076
Die

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 04:28:57 No.43224723 Report

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>>43223023
No u

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