"M-Master... this is h-hard to say but... um... I... I need you to release me. You're... well... I-I'm a Pokémon. I'm only for other Pokémon. I could never sleep with you... I could never LOVE you. You're... well just LOOK at you, master! You're gross! You're fat and don't bathe very often, and you're a terrible trainer! We haven't won a battle in YEARS! I can't take it anymore! Release me and go be pathetic by yourself!"