>>43379507Dumb ways to be enslaved
So many dumb ways to be enslaved
Dumb ways to be enslaved
So many dumb ways to be enslaved
Be poisoned by a lucky Weedle
Eat some berries from that weird Latias
Have a starter with a femdom bias
A nurse Chansey drugs you with a hidden needle
Dumb ways to be enslaved
So many dumb ways to be enslaved
Dumb ways to be enslaved
So many dumb ways to be enslaved
Trying to fight back a Lucario barehand
Let little Pichu blackmail your sorry ass
A wild psychic-type Pokémon gets out of hand
Lose yourself in Whimsicott's addictive cotton grass
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
The dumbest ways to be enslaved!
