Hey, /vp/! What's your favorite pokemon? Zorua? Aww, how cute! What a wholesome pick! And you, good sir? Regirock? Haha, ün ün ün to you too, man! You there, young lad, in the corner! Who's your favorite? Assdear? Wow! That's not even a real pokemon! But that's handy-dandy with me, rock on man! You, buddy, what's your favorite pokemon? Come on, don't be shy! I want to know? Haha, what did you say? Speak up, I can't hear you, did you say-


...Charizard...?


I'm sorry, I don't think I... heard you correctly. You said... your favorite pokemon... was from... K-K... K...
Hey, man! Funny hahas aside, I really want to know! There's no need to be such a jokester, your favorite MUST be something like... like- like L-Lilligant! Yeah, Lilligant! Or Aggron, or Rayquaza! Surely you've g-got to like MARACTUS, right!?
Huh, me? N-No, I'm fine! I-I'm FINE! I feel great! In fact- I've never felt better! My breathing? A bit of asthma, is all! You know how it is around these times, hoho! I j-just need you to repeat yourself...ʰᵒᵒ ᵇᵒʸ... You, my ol' friend, said, that your favorite Pokemon was... from... w-was from.... K....Ka....
I-I need a minute, I-I'm...
No! I'm not sweating! Pfft, who's sweating? Guys, this bub just said I'm SWEATING! Th-that's hilarious! Nobody like ME could be...- I- There's just.... nᵒ ʷᵃʸ.... You couldn't have sai- SURELY, I-..
Y-your...
Your... Your fa-
Your favorite p-po-
I SAID I'M FINE! I'm fine! I'm fine. I'm... Your favorite p-pokemon is from... K-Ka.... Ka...
Your.... favorite.... p-pokemon... ᵒʰ ᵍᵒᵈ.... is... Ch... Ch-Cha....*huff* from the *huff* the region... kn-known as- K-....

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