>>43630831I wasn't always this pretty, in fact growing up my Dad said I had a face that only a Mother could love, and that was the reason that Mom left. I guess thats why I was so focused in contact sports.
*Gets tackled by a Hariyama*
As you could tell, I was a prodigy. As time went by, I eventually became the captain of the Football team.
"GUYS, WE LITERALLY HAVE NO PLAYERS LEFT."
"WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE GUY WHO CONSTANTLY GETS TACKLED?"
"HE'S PERFECT! HE'S THE NEW CAPTAIN!"
And with that new position, I was pretty popular in school.
"HEY LOSER, GOOD JOB ON LOSING THE GAME LAST WEEK"
And I even had a steady girlfriend, Glacey Evans.
"Give me your lunch money simp, Chadeon needs to buy condoms for when we go to make out point."
Everything was great, but then suddenly one night when I was practicing football...
*gets kicked in the crotch*
I woke up in the hospital, confused and wondering what the hell happened.
"Well young lady, looks like you'll be just fine."
"Uh, doc? I'm a boy."
"Oh yes, I forgot. You're so pretty that I mistaken you for a girl."
He handed me a mirror, and I screamed with a high pitched scream.
I was a pretty pink ribbon dog.
"WHAT WILL EVERYONE AT SCHOOL SAY?"
