>>43767888Ah yes, who could forget the monitor lizards with their squinty cartoon eyes and slack-jawed mouthbreather expressions. Who could forget the red pieces of plastic taped onto them, as well as their noticeable cardboard wings and jointless stumps of "legs."
Being """based on""" a neat animal doesn't excuse the fact that it looks lame as fuck. Call me when Salamence starts ripping bison and deer in half and spitting anticoagulants into their blood instead of looking like a bitch.
