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Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 14:41:11 No.44908883 View View Reply Original Report

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>GIMME YOUR FUCKING BADGES

what do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 14:43:16 No.44908893 Report

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>>44908883
I swat his gun away and force palm him to the ground like one of those old Chinese films

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 14:43:19 No.44908894 Report

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>>44908883
Give him my badges then when he’s leaving tell my metagross to go get them back

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 14:43:20 No.44908895 Report

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Can't have any badges if I never played the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 14:43:44 No.44908897 Report

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>>44908883
I send out Chesnaught

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 14:44:30 No.44908899 Report

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>>44908894
Kek, based

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 14:44:42 No.44908900 Report

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>>44908883
>Gardevoir pops out of their Pokeball on their own
>Immediately Telekinetically destroys the assailants gun/stops the bullets
Nothing because my Pokemon have my back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 14:44:50 No.44908902 Report

Quoted By: >>44909368

>>44908894
Was going to say something similar. Have my psychic/ghosts track him down and just paralyze him and hand him to the cops.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 14:45:08 No.44908904 Report

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>>44908883
If I ded, my pokemon would revengekill him to avenge me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 14:48:20 No.44908921 Report

Quoted By: >>44908924 >>44908949

>"Go fuck yourself."
>he shoots
>or rather, tries to shoot
>his gun explodes, taking his hand off at the wrist
>Alakazam steps out from behind me and lifts the assailant into the air
>Alakazam telekinetically rips off his legs and remaining arm
>throws the gory human-loaf away to be eaten by passing wild Pokémon
>go about my day like nothing ever happened

Seriously, can you imagine a dumber course of action than attacking a Pokémon trainer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 14:49:31 No.44908924 Report

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>>44908921
Right?? Like a ton of psychic types even have access to the move Future Sight, they know whats gonna happen before most people even act.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 14:54:01 No.44908949 Report

Quoted By: >>44908967 >>44908979 >>44909002

>>44908921
If this was a real scenario, most trainers would still be in danger, because they're forced to be stuck with shitmons, since not everyone knows how to properly tame their Pokemon. Strong species like Alakazam, Dragons, etc. would require special care, training and attention.

It's why a lot of NPCs in Gen 1 had whips, to control them, no matter what.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 14:54:03 No.44908950 Report

Quoted By: >>44909244

>>44908883
Nothing my gengar is already in his shadow he will be out cold likely before I respond.

This is why you walk with your mon out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 14:55:29 No.44908955 Report

Quoted By: >>44908961 >>44909013 >>44909581 >>44914300

>>44908894
Good luck controlling him without any badges

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 14:56:03 No.44908961 Report

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>>44908955
I don’t trade so it’ll be fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 14:56:32 No.44908967 Report

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>>44908949
I dont remember mad max guy having a whip

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 14:57:21 No.44908979 Report

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>>44908949
Even a shitmon could save you from a gunman. Consider this: I get shot. Well that sucks. Hey Pikachu, put more amps into that guy than a nuclear fucking power plant. I go to the hospital - probably survive. He's now a vaguely human shaped pile of ashes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 15:00:18 No.44909002 Report

Quoted By: >>44909061

>>44908949
>>44908979
A better scenario would be a person holding you at gunpoint alongside them having a Pokemon. If its just a human with a gun... they ain't making any real progress. Especially with Pokemon that can see the future, turn invisible, teleport, or has psychic powers and can just crush their arms. If they have a Pokemon as a partner then at least they can possibly subdue the Trainer's Pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 15:01:45 No.44909013 Report

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>>44908955
Heh heh heh. Thats where my sadistic lvl 5 weedle comes in

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 15:03:37 No.44909027 Report

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u ken taek mai bedges awai
but u ce'nt taek mai sweg awai

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 15:10:45 No.44909061 Report

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>>44909002
Definitely, though you probably wouldn't need a gun. You could rob a bank far more efficiently with, like, five trained and completely loyal Bisharp's.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 15:13:08 No.44909082 Report

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Okay, but I let my Pokémon wear them when they win the gym battle, so let me just call them all out right now and I’ll collect them for you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 15:21:05 No.44909161 Report

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>>44908883

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 15:27:07 No.44909215 Report

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>>44908883
Give badges, wait 10 minutes, use Odor Sleuth to track him, and then send Machamp to tear his head off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 15:30:45 No.44909240 Report

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>>44908883
Put my finger in the hole. If other people's bullshit logic applies here then why not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 15:31:03 No.44909244 Report

Quoted By: >>44909333

>>44908950
What if my pokemon is a Sunkern?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 15:44:09 No.44909333 Report

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>>44909244
Watch Pokémon Professor’s videos. Sunkern can use flamethrower if it loved you enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 15:48:33 No.44909368 Report

Quoted By: >>44909395 >>44909425

>>44908894
>>44908902
You cucks are cowards and have no honor, say a cool line to get his attention and then kill him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 15:52:22 No.44909395 Report

Quoted By: >>44909417

>>44909368
It's physically impossible to directly kill people in the pokemon universe though

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 15:55:18 No.44909417 Report

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>>44909395
What would happen if a psychic Pokemom forced someone to eat and never stop

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 15:56:01 No.44909425 Report

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>>44909368
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 15:56:59 No.44909435 Report

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>>44909417
They'd just get cartoonishly fat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 16:00:08 No.44909450 Report

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>>44909417
They would evolve into a Snorlax

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 16:06:10 No.44909490 Report

Quoted By: >>44909556

>>44908900
>their

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 16:08:50 No.44909501 Report

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>>44909417
They'd just snap out of it kind of like encore and shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 16:16:41 No.44909556 Report

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>>44909490
Its*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 16:19:39 No.44909581 Report

Quoted By: >>44913942

>>44908955
Only traded pokemon disobey retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 16:20:58 No.44909597 Report

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>>44908883
Hand them over and then send out my Steelix. That mother fucker gon' learn TODAY.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 18:48:42 No.44910789 Report

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Considering the fact that i have enough badges to warrant someone trying to steal them ,my pokemon should all be high level and very protective of me, making the gun practically useless against me. Shit question OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 18:48:44 No.44910790 Report

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>Be ghost type gym leader
>Be undead already

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 22:43:37 No.44913006 Report

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Bump.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 23:14:04 No.44913308 Report

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>>44908883
pull the trigger bitch

Natalie

Natalie Wed 23 Sep 2020 23:16:17 No.44913330 Report

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But what about my regular badges?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Sep 2020 00:18:48 No.44913782 Report

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>>44908883

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Sep 2020 00:40:32 No.44913942 Report

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>>44909581
Unless you're playing some fan game like Reborn, anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Sep 2020 01:35:54 No.44914300 Report

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>>44908955
Magnimite with magnet pull then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Sep 2020 05:21:26 No.44915693 Report

Quoted By: >>44915718 >>44917220

>>44908883
>send out Banette
>USE KNOCK OFF
>send out my Venusaur and tear the fag in half with vine whip
>Go home and have rough passionate sex with my Banette while wild Houndoom eat his corpse

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Sep 2020 05:27:18 No.44915718 Report

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>>44915693
Cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Sep 2020 05:35:14 No.44915771 Report

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Give him my badges knowing full well I put tiny transponders in some of my valuables.

GPS track them and him back to wherever he is staying. Wait. Observe.

Nail gun the door shut, place gelled gasoline near any remaining exits, ignite.

Earn new badges.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Sep 2020 06:36:48 No.44916070 Report

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Hand him my badges and then have my Scizor bullet punch him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Sep 2020 12:21:40 No.44917220 Report

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>>44915693
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Sep 2020 13:07:36 No.44917541 Report

Quoted By: >>44917580

[Anon's Sticky Hold]
Anon's item cannot be removed!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Sep 2020 13:14:26 No.44917579 Report

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>>44908900
And then you mating press garde in front of his limp body

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Sep 2020 13:14:49 No.44917580 Report

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>>44917541
That's fucking disgusting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Sep 2020 13:17:05 No.44917592 Report

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>>44908883
Give him my fucking badges.
Lance's Dragonite couldn't kill a Rocket Grunt, what makes you think Pokémon aren't just weak playfighters?
This isn't Reborn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Sep 2020 13:19:32 No.44917606 Report

Quoted By: >>44917713

>>44908883
>gun
So that's just bullet punch right?
Definitely got a mon to resist that

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Sep 2020 13:37:55 No.44917713 Report

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>>44917606
Nah its just a bullet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Sep 2020 13:39:35 No.44917725 Report

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>>44908883
>Looks like we have a standoff mr. thief man. Except I have pokemon that know protect.
>My psychic types tell me I will leave here with a big smile and two extra kneecaps for my troubles.
>Shall we play this out?

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