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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 00:22:49 No.46940559 View View Reply Original Report

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i only have male pokemon in my team

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 00:28:10 No.46940598 Report

Quoted By: >>46943570

>>46940559
Being gay is a sin anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 00:31:50 No.46940624 Report

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male or female, I don't care
I'd let them sit on my face

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 00:44:48 No.46940707 Report

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>>46940559
Based

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 00:45:28 No.46940713 Report

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>>46940559
based af

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 01:12:34 No.46940898 Report

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>>46940559
same
except for my azumarill Ball Pit on my current game, shes our cheerleader. Dont talk shit about ball pit, she breaks rocks and provides moral support. Also she sends rock types to the shadow realm

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 03:25:56 No.46941889 Report

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>>46940898
Does she suck cock too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 03:30:29 No.46941926 Report

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Come back when you have a shiny female Pokemon with a 87.5% M/12.5% F gender ration (or the opposite of that like with Litleo being).

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 03:34:17 No.46941947 Report

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>>46940559
Most Pokemon have no gender differences so that's fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 03:36:24 No.46941962 Report

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k and I care because?

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 03:38:40 No.46941971 Report

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>>46940559
No women allowed in the bros club unless they're shiny is my rule.

Men go off to war, women stay ay home.
The strong fight and the weak raise offspring.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 03:39:17 No.46941972 Report

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>>46940559
I only use female Pokémon when it's a girly Pokémon, and even then I'd rather it be a male. If I have a girly Pokémon that's a male (like a male Primarina) then it's just a male Pokémon that happens to be cute, but if I have a manly Pokémon that's a female (like a female Machoke) then it's just a nasty butch woman. It's always better to just use male Pokémon, it works for the feminine Pokémon as well as the masculine ones

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 03:41:45 No.46941992 Report

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>>46941972
I have a female Scrafty on my team called Helga that reminds me of a lesbian coworker at my previous job

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 03:43:29 No.46942006 Report

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>>46941992
That's exactly what I mean, I never want that kind of Pokémon on my team

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 04:00:36 No.46942103 Report

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>>46941972
That's true.
If it appears to be female in nature then it's okay.
No one wants a male Jinx except the weirdos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 04:03:22 No.46942119 Report

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>>46941889
idk, but I am pretty sure everyone else on my team is gay
Ball Pit is just happy to be there. We love Ball Pit in this household, even if shes a w*men

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 04:04:47 No.46942127 Report

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>>46941972
What if more Pokemon with masculine or feminine appearances had gender differences like female Machamp being less muscular and female Tyrantrum having less-pronounced "beard-feathers" or however they're called?

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 05:40:54 No.46942502 Report

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>>46940559
Ywnbaw

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 05:46:37 No.46942524 Report

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>>46942502
What if he's gay?

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 05:52:14 No.46942544 Report

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>>46942103
?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 05:57:16 No.46942558 Report

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>>46940559
>Not 5 males 1 female
>not 5 females 1 male
do you even design teams

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 05:57:54 No.46942560 Report

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>>46942119
why is her name ball pit I don't understand if its supposed to be cute or if she's a cumdumpster

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 06:04:42 No.46942577 Report

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>>46940559
This is OP's theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs9neNPt2kk

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 06:08:05 No.46942599 Report

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>>46942103
I want a male Jinx

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 07:08:34 No.46942860 Report

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>>46942599
What would a male Jynx look like? I imagine maybe like Smooth Criminal or Bad-era Michael Jackson. Maybe call it ‘Jax’

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 07:21:03 No.46942916 Report

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>>46940559
I pick pokemon genders based on how masculine/feminine they look.
For example something like Frosmoth would have to be female while Duraludon would be male.
I'll then pick my team so 4 out of 6 are male if I'm playing as the male character and vice versa if I'm playing as a girl.
You may not like it but this is what you'd call peak performance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 07:38:28 No.46942992 Report

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>>46942916
Don’t male pokemon usually have slightly better physical IVs whilst female pokemon have slightly better special IVs?

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 07:49:19 No.46943038 Report

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>>46940559
Who the fuck cares about a 10x10px symbol? Is that even important? What kind of autism is that?

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 07:51:49 No.46943046 Report

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>>46943038
Coomers who soft-reset until their Fenniken or Popplio is female so they can cover their 3DS in milk getting horny over their Delphox or Primaries.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 07:53:20 No.46943051 Report

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>>46940559
i only use genderless pokemon

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 09:30:44 No.46943477 Report

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>>46942992
not since gen 3

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 09:32:34 No.46943484 Report

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>>46943051
I hate that flag so fucking much.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 09:32:57 No.46943489 Report

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>>46940559
Same. The majority of NPC trainers and in Masters have their mons match their genders

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 09:58:56 No.46943570 Report

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>>46940598
wanting to fuck your pokémon is a sin anon

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 10:16:56 No.46943633 Report

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Whats with all the fags here thinking of sex 24/7 when it comes to pokemon? You know youre just meant to be friends with your pokemon?

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 10:20:15 No.46943643 Report

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>>46943633
Sex isn't the only thing for me when it comes to pokemon, I also want to be romantic as fuck and date my pokemon.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 11:03:31 No.46943807 Report

Quoted By: >>46943907

>>46943643
Thats even weirder dumbass

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 11:21:25 No.46943863 Report

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>>46942127
That would make it better for mons like female Machamp but I'm also not that into the gender difference mechanic in general so I wouldn't really care for more of those

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 11:33:14 No.46943907 Report

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>>46943807
Call it weird all you want but that doesn't make not want to bring my husbando to dinner.

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