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Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 15:39:50 No.47047887 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>47048164 >>47051003 >>47051016 >>47051303 >>47051387 >>47052498 >>47053732 >>47054567

How would a Pokémon game represent the Seven Deadly Sins? What existing species, abilities, moves, etc. represent the concept? If you were designing legendaries based around them, how would you handle it?

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Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 15:42:19 No.47047904 Report

Quoted By: >>47047914

i dont know haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 15:43:35 No.47047914 Report

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>>47047904
Go away, masuda.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 15:52:55 No.47047963 Report

Quoted By: >>47048006

Legendaries with moves / abilities reflecting the sins.
>Envy
Move that has a Base Power equal to that of the opponent's strongest move
>Sloth
Ability that's just a copy of Comatose
>Pride
Ability where each allied Pokemon boosts Atk and Sp Atk by one stage each
>Wrath
Ability that boosts Atk by one stage each time the Pokemon is dealt Physical damage
>Gluttony
Ability that's automatic Leftovers effect
>Lust
Ability to infatuate any Pokemon, regardless of gender or lack thereof
>Greed
Move that boosts Base Power 1.5x if a Nugget is held and 2x if a Big Nugget is held

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Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 15:59:25 No.47048006 Report

Quoted By: >>47048024

>>47047963
Oh, and make them have designs based off of classical demons...

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Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 16:02:24 No.47048024 Report

Quoted By: >>47049944

>>47048006
...While the box versions mons oppose them and have two forms each, based on the popular conception of and biblical portrayal of angels, respectively.

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Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 16:16:03 No.47048164 Report

Quoted By: >>47048254 >>47053060

>>47047887
>Luxuria (Lust): becoming intoxicated by experience
Competitive, Guts, Merciless, Moxie, No Guard, Prankster, Soul-Heart, Toxic Boost

>Invidia (Envy): craving the traits or possessions of others
Color Change, Dancer, Disguise, Frisk, Imposter, Magician, Protean, Trace

>Gula (Gluttony): depriving others of resources
Cloud Nine, Mummy, Neutralizing Gas, Pressure, Unnerve

>Avaritia (Greed): craving material wealth
Ball Fetch, Harvest, Pickup, Sticky Hold

>Ira (Wrath): rage and obsession with vengeance
Anger Point, Berserk, Hustle, Justified, Sheer Force, Shadow Tag

>Tristitia (Sloth): abandonment of responsibility
Defeatist, Klutz, Normalize, Oblivious, Stall, Truant, Unaware, Wimp Out

>Superbia (Pride): mistaking one's own evil for nobility
Contrary, Klutz, Neuroforce, Simple, Propeller Tail, Stalwart, Wonder Guard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 16:24:51 No.47048254 Report

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>>47048164
>Vanagloria (Vainglory): boasting about oneself
Dauntless Shield, Intimidate, Intrepid Sword, Power Spot, Soundproof, Stench

>Acedia (Despair): inability to love God
Clear Body, Cursed Body, Forewarn, Perish Body, Reckless

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 20:16:24 No.47049944 Report

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>>47048024
this thing would make a cool UB

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Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 22:24:52 No.47051003 Report

Quoted By: >>47051190 >>47053472 >>47054543

>>47047887

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Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 22:26:36 No.47051016 Report

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>>47047887
Oh so like the ultra beasts right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 22:49:13 No.47051190 Report

Quoted By: >>47051268

>>47051003
Guzzlord: Glottuny
Pheromosa: Lust
The rest: ?????

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 22:59:07 No.47051268 Report

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>>47051190
Probably a bit of a stretch but
>Xurkitree: Greed (Hoards electricity)
>Nihilego: Wrath (Venom turns people destructive and violent)
>Celesteela: Sloth (Uses arms to get around, shown as remaining dormant for many years in the anime)
>Kartana: Envy (Biggest stretch of all of these but seems to enjoy cutting apart things bigger then itself)
>Buzzwole: Pride (Described as constantly flexing it's physique)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 23:03:00 No.47051303 Report

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>>47047887
>having a job is greed
A fucking twitter NEET made this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 23:12:51 No.47051387 Report

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>>47047887
this says a lot about our society

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 01:32:02 No.47052467 Report

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Truant is definitely Sloth.
The rest should also have negative effects.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 01:37:15 No.47052498 Report

Quoted By: >>47052583 >>47052679 >>47053135

>>47047887
They conveyed this all in gen 1 if you were paying attention dumbass
>Envy
Ditto
>Sloth
Snorlax
>Pride
Dragonite
>Wrath
Mewtwo
>Gluttony
Weezing
>Lust
Jynx
>Greed
Meowth

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 01:48:57 No.47052583 Report

Quoted By: >>47052648

>>47052498
>this random assortment of Pokemon has a deep thematic connection because I said so

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Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 01:58:31 No.47052648 Report

Quoted By: >>47052691 >>47052811

>>47052583
>random
Literally rub 2 brain cells together and figure it out
Not every Pokemon is based off ONE fucking thing like your favorites from Gen 3 onwards. Gen 1 Pokemon were a mix of many different ideas and concepts.

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Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 02:05:05 No.47052679 Report

Quoted By: >>47052704

>>47052498
Explain dragonite and weezing

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Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 02:07:17 No.47052691 Report

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>>47052648
holy cope

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Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 02:10:12 No.47052704 Report

Quoted By: >>47052791

>>47052679
The only dragon, very proud, etc
Weezing is a product of pollution, Americans over consuming because they are gluttons instead of caring about the environment, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 02:21:31 No.47052791 Report

Quoted By: >>47052830

>>47052704
Its name was literally LA (Los Angeles?) in the beta for the gen 1 games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 02:24:31 No.47052811 Report

Quoted By: >>47052830

>>47052648
>Envy
Mimikyu
>Sloth
Komala
>Pride
Incineroar
>Wrath
Bewear
>Gluttony
Crawbrawler
>Lust
Tsareena/Salazzle
>Greed
Alolan Meowth :^)

Guess Alola was 2deep4u faggot, it's a mix of many different ideas and concepts after all

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 02:26:48 No.47052830 Report

Quoted By: >>47052840 >>47052853

>>47052791
Yeah and how is that contradicting what I said? Literally symbolizing gluttony through Americans.

>>47052811
Stop being retarded
>Lust
>Tsareena/Salazzle
and fuckoff furfag

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Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 02:28:28 No.47052840 Report

Quoted By: >>47052850

>>47052830
>Jynx is an acceptable parallel for lust
>Pokemon literally based on fetishes aren't
I assume I'm being baited here, there's just as much justification for my choices as yours, moreso in some cases

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 02:30:38 No.47052850 Report

Quoted By: >>47052867

>>47052840
You're just attributing Lust onto those pokemon because you're a gross furfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 02:30:49 No.47052853 Report

Quoted By: >>47052889

>>47052830
>Yeah and how is that contradicting what I said? Literally symbolizing gluttony through Americans.
(Oh shit, right, we're all autistic here.) Sorry for not clarifying that I was backing up what you were saying. Should've thrown in a "Yeah" or "I agree" or something. Whoops.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 02:33:51 No.47052867 Report

Quoted By: >>47052889

>>47052850
You're only attributing lust onto Jynx because you want to fuck it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 02:37:35 No.47052889 Report

Quoted By: >>47052899 >>47052970 >>47053354

>>47052853
Thank you. Yes I am autistic which makes me better at picking up patterns and parallelograms within POkemon therefor my vast intellect is better at making these connections. The creators defiantly intended for these pokemon to be highly detailed in concept, representing various things. An allegory. Many are allegories.
>>47052867
>Jynx
>Literally modelled after a female with lips.
>leanrs Lovely Kiss
>Pokedex ebtry is
>It seductively wiggles its hips as it walks. It can cause people to dance in unison with it.

>Have to trade a Poliwhirl to abtain it
>Represents giving up ones masculinity (Poliwhirl line is very masculine) which represents succumbing to sexual temptation
It's obvious if you aren't retarded

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Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 02:38:29 No.47052899 Report

Quoted By: >>47052929

>>47052889
>>Have to trade a Poliwhirl to abtain it
>>Represents giving up ones masculinity (Poliwhirl line is very masculine) which represents succumbing to sexual temptation
>It's obvious if you aren't retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 02:44:37 No.47052929 Report

Quoted By: >>47052970

>>47052899
here's a (You), now get out of my thread if you refuse to understand high concepts of intelligence
Maybe that's why your here in the first place because you believe in sins like religion tells you and can't make up thoughts up on your own, sheeep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 02:50:24 No.47052970 Report

Quoted By: >>47052993

>>47052889
>>47052929
>Yes I am autistic
Unsurprising
This is without a doubt the most autistic post I've ever seen on /vp/

>Tsareena is 100% female
>literally modelled after a dominatrix
>evolves upon learning Stomp
>dex entries talk about how cruel it is and how is laughs when stomping on people

>Salazzle is also 100% female
>canonically keeps a harem of men (technically boys) under its control with pheremones, and punishes them if they don't serve it

If you can't see how that could possibly represent Lust then you're not just autistic, you're braindead

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 02:53:09 No.47052993 Report

Quoted By: >>47052999

>>47052970
get your coomer fetish shit out of my thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 02:54:00 No.47052999 Report

Quoted By: >>47053031

>>47052993
from the guy who wants to fuck Jynx?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 02:58:16 No.47053031 Report

Quoted By: >>47053039 >>47053056 >>47053262 >>47053455

>>47052999
you're a fucking tard
You've got it backwards, the pokemon that represents lust (Jynx) LUSTS after you/other pokemon (by lovely kissing it), whereas YOU lust after the pokemon (salazzle, tsareena). that makes YOU a furfag retard and because YOUR thought is influenced by lust rather than intelligence
How retarded are you actually?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 03:00:44 No.47053039 Report

Quoted By: >>47053049

>>47053031
Ok, no idea where the Tsareena thing is coming from but isn't Salazzle's whole gimmick that it secretes pheromones' that cause males to obey it's commands?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 03:02:17 No.47053049 Report

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>>47053039
pheremones are natural and part of biology, I suggest you read a book

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 03:03:49 No.47053056 Report

Quoted By: >>47053076

>>47053031
>autistic sperg doesn't know what lust means
What a shock

Why does Jynx 'seductively wiggle its hips' if it's lusting after me? That's literally the opposite of what seductive means.
It also has the oblivious ability, so it can't be infatuated with something/someone else (it shares this with Salazzle actually, almost like they're both based on the same thing). Because the point of Jynx is that it makes things lust after itself, not the other way around.

Shouldn't you have a handler or someone to stop you embarrassing yourself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 03:04:29 No.47053060 Report

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>>47048164
why are you bringing thaumcraft into this?

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Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 03:06:54 No.47053076 Report

Quoted By: >>47053093

>>47053056
>'seductively wiggle its hips'
>opposite of what seductive means.
ok time for bed, you need to rest your little pea sized brain
>It also has the oblivious ability
added later, after the series had been destroyed

>Shouldn't you have a handler or someone to stop you embarrassing yourself?
your mom handles deez nuts

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Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 03:10:25 No.47053093 Report

Quoted By: >>47053111

>>47053076
>ur mom lol
>there are still authentic underage genwunner autists on the internet
Never thought I'd see it again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 03:12:49 No.47053111 Report

Quoted By: >>47053122

>>47053093
>underage
I'm 30 (an Adult) and I can be whatever I want including immature.
Your stuck being a furfag though, it's over for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 03:13:47 No.47053122 Report

Quoted By: >>47053134

>>47053111
Bayleef was lusting after Ash pretty hard in the animu bro, does that count?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 03:15:46 No.47053134 Report

Quoted By: >>47053166

>>47053122
Rephrase your sentence so I can configure what you're talking about please, that's all gibberish to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 03:15:47 No.47053135 Report

Quoted By: >>47053141

>>47052498
>Wrath
>not Primeape the pokemon that can literally get so angry it dies
>Lust
>not vaporeon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 03:17:06 No.47053141 Report

Quoted By: >>47053200

>>47053135
wrath isn't synonymous with anger you retard
>vaporeon
ANOTHER pokefucker? Get out of my thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 03:22:51 No.47053166 Report

Quoted By: >>47053188

>>47053134
The Pokémon Bayleef (Pokédex number 153) had an arc in the Pokémon anime (Japanese cartoon), where it was sexually lusting over Ash (the main character of the Pokémon anime)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 03:28:28 No.47053188 Report

Quoted By: >>47053190

>>47053166
Ah ok. Yes the Pokemon was not conceptualized to represent lust itself, however it can still portray lust as an emotion. Plants are typically seasonal (refer to a horticulture textbook) thus Bayleef likely was having hot flashes (perfectly normal) and the cartoon, or 'anime' as you called it, is less than 50% (1/2, or "half") cannon. The cartoon developers often need filler material (to "pad out") episodes with content that can fill gaps between commercials to make the series longer to sell product, therefor should not be taken so seriously.

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Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 03:30:03 No.47053190 Report

Quoted By: >>47053206

>>47053188
>Plants are typically seasonal (refer to a horticulture textbook) thus Bayleef likely was having hot flashes (perfectly normal)
> the cartoon, or 'anime' as you called it
Jesus I'm dying

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Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 03:32:02 No.47053200 Report

Quoted By: >>47053218

>>47053141
True but primeape is wrathful. Pokedex entries state it never forgives and will track those who made it angry endlessly.
Vaporeon is lust because it is most compatible partner for intercourse with humans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 03:32:27 No.47053206 Report

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>>47053190
Have your mother call an ambulance, this is no time to be discussing pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 03:34:53 No.47053218 Report

Quoted By: >>47053240 >>47053254 >>47053262 >>47053272 >>47053344

>>47053200
Don't argue with me, your wrong. And a pokefucker, which clearly clouds your judgment and you should seek mental evaluation help with a doctor to straighten yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 03:38:48 No.47053240 Report

Quoted By: >>47053262

>>47053218
But you want to fuck Jynx though?

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Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 03:41:06 No.47053254 Report

Quoted By: >>47053262

>>47053218
Ok but what about vaporeon as gluttony though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 03:42:09 No.47053262 Report

Quoted By: >>47053265

>>47053240
refer to >>47053031 you illiterate
>>47053254
refer ti >>47053218 you idiot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 03:42:57 No.47053265 Report

Quoted By: >>47053272

>>47053262
So you want Jynx to lust after you? Fucking furfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 03:44:35 No.47053272 Report

Quoted By: >>47053279

>>47053265
>misconstruing the point this hard and projecting this much
refer to >>47053218 retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 03:45:44 No.47053279 Report

Quoted By: >>47053291

>>47053272
>if you associate a Pokemon with lust it means you want to fuck it
>but I'm allowed to associate Jynx with lust
You're an autist, a liar and a hypocrite

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 03:47:56 No.47053291 Report

Quoted By: >>47053303

>>47053279
It makes a difference why you're attributing the concept of lust onto a pokemon, In your case YOU want to fuck it. Stop sexualizing pokemon freak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 03:49:49 No.47053303 Report

Quoted By: >>47053310

>>47053291
Salazzle has inherently sexualised themes to it's design, that's the fault of Gamefreak, not me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 03:52:06 No.47053310 Report

Quoted By: >>47053317

>>47053303
The fact that you view Salazzer as sexual is disturbing. It's not cannon either if we're going by pure facts, anyways.
Did I mention this yet? If I didn't, but I'm 1000% sure I did, get out of my thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 03:53:14 No.47053317 Report

Quoted By: >>47053344

>>47053310
>it's not canon
it's in the dex entries sperg, take your fucking meds

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 03:53:54 No.47053319 Report

Quoted By: >>47053336 >>47054392

>it's a "symbol of lust is seductive instead of being lustful" episode
Ditto is the biggest symbol of lust, because it will breed with anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 03:56:34 No.47053336 Report

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>>47053319
Added after the fact, not cannon. Also breeding has a purpose which is to produce offspring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 03:57:55 No.47053344 Report

Quoted By: >>47053348

>>47053317
refer to >>47053218 pervert

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Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 03:58:25 No.47053348 Report

Quoted By: >>47053368

>>47053344
refer to your meds, brainlet

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Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 03:59:27 No.47053354 Report

Quoted By: >>47053368

>>47052889
>>Represents giving up ones masculinity (Poliwhirl line is very masculine) which represents succumbing to sexual temptation
anon...

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Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 04:02:53 No.47053368 Report

Quoted By: >>47053381

>>47053354
Oh I'm sorry, is this too difficult for you to understand do you need more English training? Fucking ESLs on here I swear.
>>47053348
>not even denying being a pokefucker
Meanwhile I'm showcasing mental aptitude far superior to yours and not even using the majority of my thinking processes. You just look like an idiot in comparison.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 04:05:13 No.47053381 Report

Quoted By: >>47053403

>>47053368
You're the kind of sperg who watched Jimmy Neutron once and decided to base the rest of your life on that, aren't you?
Bragging about your intelligence just makes you look stupid and insecure anon, ESPECIALLY when you're bragging about your intelligence during an argument about the secret deep hidden biblical themes of fucking Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 04:10:49 No.47053403 Report

Quoted By: >>47053424

>>47053381
>Jimmy Neutron
LMAO meanwhile I bet you watch Rick and Morty
> an argument
It's not an argument because I already told you I'm right and for you to not argue with me. Your just being stubborn and can't admit defeat at this point
>secret deep hidden biblical themes of fucking Pokemon
1) It's not secret, it's very well documented (see the game for reference)
2) I didn't make the thread, some other anon did, I'm just contributing what I know and passing on the information
>fucking Pokemon
NOBODY is fucking Pokemon, that's disgusting and not even possible
4) Get OUT of MY thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 04:14:38 No.47053424 Report

Quoted By: >>47053430

>>47053403
>It's not an argument because I already told you I'm right and for you to not argue with me
autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 04:15:53 No.47053430 Report

Quoted By: >>47053445

>>47053424
Handle the facts I've presented like your mom handles my balls.

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Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 04:17:55 No.47053445 Report

Quoted By: >>47053455

>>47053430
The fact that you project your sexual desire for Jynx onto innocent anons out of shame?
It's not too late autismbro, repent, let Christ into your heart and maybe you can be forgiven.

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Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 04:19:53 No.47053455 Report

Quoted By: >>47053467

>>47053445
refer to >>47053031 shithead

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Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 04:21:33 No.47053467 Report

Quoted By: >>47053488

>>47053455
>the pokemon that represents lust (Jynx) LUSTS after you/other pokemon
But it doesn't
Repent furfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 04:22:14 No.47053472 Report

Quoted By: >>47053528

>>47051003
Nihilego: Sloth
>It is based on a jellyfish, aimless floaters who eat only when something is dumb enough to swim in range. Referred to as a parasite, something that relies on others to survive.
Buzzswole: Pride
>Constant show off who drains others of their vitality in order to become bigger and stronger
Kartana: Envy
>Seems to prefer picking fights with people and things much larger than itself implying a sense of self-loathing
Guzzlord: Gluttony
>No explanation needed
Xurkitree: Greed
>Raids power plants to take the electricity for itself with no regard for people who needed it
Celesteela: Lust
>Wants nothing more than to be constantly flying with no regard to who or what they hurt
Pheromosa: Wrath
>Described as finding everything not from its world disgusting and unclean which could explain why it fights instead of runs- it just hates everything in the Pokemon reality like SCP 682

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Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 04:24:36 No.47053488 Report

Quoted By: >>47053495

>>47053467
I'm going to put this into terms you can understand
? post elo / cope
Get out of my thread

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Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 04:25:27 No.47053495 Report

Quoted By: >>47053507

>>47053488
? take your meds

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 04:27:47 No.47053507 Report

Quoted By: >>47053510

>>47053495
Do you ever get tired of being a burden on society? Get a job, stop sexualizing pokemon, but most importantly, GET OUT OF MY THREAD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 04:28:28 No.47053510 Report

Quoted By: >>47053542

>>47053507
>this from the actual autistic sperg and closet furry

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Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 04:30:21 No.47053528 Report

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>>47053472
BONUS ROUND
>The Three New Age Sins
As chosen by The Pokemon Company
Stakataka: Isolationism/Exclusivism
>Sharing and being emotionally available is objectively healthy as long as nobody takes advantage of you. Conversely building walls and isolating can not only hurt those who care for you but also yourself.
Blacephelon: Trolling/Pranking
>It’s all fun and games until somebody’s head explodes taking out a building for the lulz
>Poiple & Naganadel: Manipulation/Cheating
>Poiple forever remains unevolved unless either they or their human partner leaves their own reality for one where Dragon Pulse is a TM, TR or Memory Move.

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Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 04:32:07 No.47053542 Report

Quoted By: >>47053565

>>47053510
Who are you quoting?

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Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 04:36:00 No.47053565 Report

Quoted By: >>47053582

>>47053542
your tard wrangler

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Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 04:38:37 No.47053582 Report

Quoted By: >>47053594

>>47053565
If I had a tard wrangler, trust me, you would be there first assignment because of how badly you need to be wrangled and probably sent to prison because your level of retardation should be illegal to possess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 04:39:59 No.47053594 Report

Quoted By: >>47053609

>>47053582
>there
so much for your galaxy brain

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 04:42:20 No.47053609 Report

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>>47053594
If you weren't there, where would you be? Nowhere? Out of my thread that's for sure.

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Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 05:03:15 No.47053732 Report

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>>47047887
It would be the evil teams admins and leader that represent each sin.
>Sloth
Uses slow Pokemon + Slakoth line
>Pride
Main is a Lucario, uses the Litleo Line
>Gluttony
Uses Snorlax, Swalot etc.

Plot would deal with the team admins aiming for the same goal but through different methods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 07:31:06 No.47054392 Report

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>>47053319
This.
If a sexy thing represents lust, then a tasty-looking thing should represent gluttony, a punchable-looking thing should represent wrath, etc.

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Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 08:20:53 No.47054543 Report

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>>47051003
>Ultra Beasts represent the seven deadly sins
>Silvally is the UB killer
>it's the "son" of Arceus, and because it was artificially made, it was immaculately conceived
K I N O

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Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 08:31:19 No.47054565 Report

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Sloth is obviously Truant, and following in that same vein of abilities that would make a Pokemon borderline unusable (likely to compensate for legendary-tier stats):
>Gluttony
Ignoring that there's already an ability called Gluttony.Doesn't allow the Pokemon to use non-recovery moves unless it's at full health. Like the health bar is its stomach and it won't be satisfied until it's full. If it doesn't know a recovery move, it just struggles.
>Greed
The Pokemon can't use non-boosting moves unless at least one of its stats is maxed out. Greed in the gaming sense, like when you use Swords Dance an extra time instead of just sweeping. If it doesn't know a boosting move, it just struggles.
>Lust
Always infatuated with every opponent. Only has a 50% chance of actually using a move. Like Truant, but random.
>Wrath
The Pokemon becomes taunted and trapped upon being sent in in, because the user is too angry to do anything but attack, and too angry to back down from a fight.
>Envy
Instead of being able to use its own moves, the Pokemon copies 4 random moves from the opponent's team, with no regard for synergy.
>Pride
The Pokemon thinks so highly of itself that it lets the opponent get the first hit in. It can't use any moves until it's taken direct damage.

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Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 08:33:08 No.47054567 Report

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>>47047887
most of those are irrelevant now. facebook has already gone the way of myspace.

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