>>47111396>>47111417>>47111675>>47113292>>47111781>>47112286>>47112308All you imbeciles who claim people don't like it because it's not an anthro/jobmon are full of shit. Using its front legs to hold swords and fight like a human is entirely an anthropomorphic trait, you fucking idiots. It's not something that was inspired by nature, it's a human technique forced onto a creature that was not designed for it. Don't give me that crap about "doesn't matter how it looks! they totally can because the flavor text says so!", intelligent creatures are designed to recognize patterns and make educated guesses, you are literally insulting the intelligence of everyone when you see a broken body like that and claim it should be prefectly capable of SIMPLY walking, much less doing so while holding shit. Don't claim the anime does it any favors either, anyone who pays attention can see animators never bother to shows those useless legs moving on land, at most they just awkwardly change shape and hope nobody notices. How fucking stupid do you have to be use that as proof of mobility?? Is it just desperation?
I'm not saying you can't like Samurott despite their flaws. Everyone has their guilty pleasures. I myself chose it for BW. The problem is you don't recognize it as such. No, you jerk yourselves off instead, as if "thinking" of Samurott in the way you do means you have something special. It's pure delusion (it requires special NEEDS, if anything). You love yourselves more than you really love Samurott or you would accept it for the failure that its design truly is. Nobody is angry at Samurott, they feel pity for the poor creature, disgust for Game Freak's incompetence and sheer contempt for your attitude towards them. You like to believe that annoying people with this inane crap is an achievement you can be proud about but, in reality, getting off from this is just pathetic.
>>47112480The cycle of lies makes it so you eventually end up contradicting yourself.
