Imagine being Blue/Green/Dicks/Gary Oak, you keep trying to compete against the cute girl next door but every time it just doesn't work out, no matter your advantage. You choose your first pokemon with a type advantage against her, she beats you. You wait outside a cave hoping her pokemon are worn down from the countless swarms of zubat, she beats you. You find her while she's trying to relax on a cruise ship, she beats you. You stumble across her while she's distracted by saving the day from Team Rocket, she beats you. You finally become Champion of the Indigo League, proving yourself to be one of the most powerful trainers in the entire world, and she beats you five minutes later. After being thoroughly humiliated, there is only one battlefield left between you and her: the bedroom. Would you rise to the challenge to prove who is the true master once and for all?
