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Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 00:09:18 No.47521291 View View Reply Original Report

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You have 24 hours to prep against a physical fight against your favorite Pokémon. It will come at your door or wherever you currently are.
How do you fare?
>I'll just buy a gun, duh
How easy is it to buy a gun near where you live? Can you actually aim one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 00:10:54 No.47521301 Report

Quoted By: >>47521319 >>47521356

>>47521291
What would a gun be capable of doing against a rock type pokemon?
I wouldn't be able to build a bomb

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 00:12:12 No.47521319 Report

Quoted By: >>47521356

>>47521301
Grab a shovel. Barricade yourself. Hope it doesn't know earthquake or rock tomb. Maybe slam your car against it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 00:17:08 No.47521356 Report

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>>47521301
>>47521319
>not eating a small takeaway shop's of curry in 24 hours and learning Mud Bomb

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 00:19:57 No.47521381 Report

Quoted By: >>47521405

>>47521291
>How easy is it to buy a gun near where you live?
1. I'm American, so it's trivial
2. I'm American, so I already have a bunch of guns, including a .44 Magnum and a cylinder's worth of 210 gr JHPs that should be ideal for a 92 lb, 5' tall giraffe thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 00:23:36 No.47521405 Report

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>>47521356
That's gunk shot anon.
>>47521381
>Gunanons favorite Pokémon is giraffarig
Why is this funny to me? Also
>agility's in your path

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 00:26:53 No.47521423 Report

Quoted By: >>47521498

>>47521291
Yamask, Cofagrigus and Runerigus will just fuck my shit up regardless. Might as well just not do anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 00:31:30 No.47521458 Report

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>>47521405
Not if you mix it right son. Cornflour or arrowroot thickens it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 00:32:55 No.47521465 Report

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>>47521291
>can't choose a favorite Pokemon
Uh... bros? Do I fight a Missingno. or something?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 00:34:38 No.47521483 Report

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>>47521291
>bullets would more than likely just go right through it
>doesn't even have to come through the door, it could just fucking phase through and paralyze me from my shadow alone
>still has sky high attack despite its short stature, meaning it just needs on clean hit to put a whole in my gut
It was nice knowing you anons.
Well actually not really, but I knew you at least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 00:35:28 No.47521487 Report

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>>47521465
You have to fight all your fav then

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 00:37:06 No.47521498 Report

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>>47521423
>>47521483
Rip to you. Can you invest in gasoline and set the house on fire?
If you use a knife it might be considered a steel type move and not normal but I'm not sure
>>47521465
Roll a dice or something. Don't take your chances against MissingNo
>>47521458
Whos your favorite Pokémon and why are you fighting it in a curry shop bathroom?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 00:40:22 No.47521519 Report

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>Quagsire
Would it even bother to show up to the fight?

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 00:42:00 No.47521527 Report

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Don't own a gun and I don't know if I'd be able to get my hands on one within 24 hours. If I can't, I still wouldn't be unarmed since I own an axe. The real problem is that it would probably paralyze me before I could even swing it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 00:42:41 No.47521535 Report

Quoted By: >>47521583

>>47521498
>gasoline fire
probably not gonna help, Ghosts can leave and pursue you just as easily as they can enter. Besides, all of the Pokemon mentioned take neutral damage form Fire attacks anyhow.
>If you use a knife it might be considered a steel type move and not normal but I'm not sure
Yeah maybe, but that's if you can even get close enough. Marshadow in particular would probably have your arm broken before you could take a swing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 00:43:04 No.47521540 Report

Quoted By: >>47521575 >>47521583

>>47521291
Alright.
How the fuck am I supposed to beat Machamp?
Hell, I can't even beat my other 2 favorite mons, Alakazam ad Hydreigon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 00:47:59 No.47521575 Report

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>>47521540
Throw a fairy tale book to Hydreigon and you can win

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 00:49:03 No.47521583 Report

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>>47521519
I have a 50/50 chance of either fighting Quagsire or Heracross. Honestly Quagsire will probably wander in and think you're food. It doesn't recognize pain that easily but maybe you can lure it around the house? It's not smart
>>47521527
Just wear a blindfold
>>47521535
>rshadow in particular would probably have your arm broken before you could take a swing.
Your fault for liking Marshadow desu
>>47521540
With Machamp you could try hit and run tactics. Do you have a car or a motorcycle? Lure it near a lake or something and hope for the best
You're kinda fucked against the other two.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 00:55:55 No.47521637 Report

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>>47521291
>wherever you CURRENTLY are
>earth moves 1.6 million miles in 24 hrs

see you space otter

if its all relative then idk, get a bunch off extention chords all the way to my pool

Chad

Chad Fri 02 Jul 2021 00:56:12 No.47521639 Report

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>>47521291
> Arceus
> I have access to antimatter bombs
10/10 roflstomp 4 me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 00:56:59 No.47521644 Report

Quoted By: >>47521745

>>47521291
I can probably outrun it until it feels like taking a nap and forgets about me, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 00:57:34 No.47521652 Report

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>>47521291
I would do nothing because I want to die, so bring it on.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 00:58:34 No.47521662 Report

Quoted By: >>47521670 >>47521745

>>47521291
>How easy is it to buy a gun near where you live
I'm in Texas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 00:58:52 No.47521666 Report

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>>47521652
>tfw suicidal but favorite mon is cosmog

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 00:59:35 No.47521670 Report

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>>47521662
cursed pic

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 01:06:35 No.47521712 Report

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>>47521291
Uhhh... so am I fucked? Even if I catch a glimpse of it's back then my soul is stolen. I might not even have a chance to attack. I guess my best bet is to use a flamethrower because it's weak to fire.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 01:06:45 No.47521713 Report

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I'm gonna have to find a way to throw gasoline onto him without getting trampled, then I'll try and ignite it with one of the fireworks I have in my garage

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 01:07:41 No.47521718 Report

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>>47521712
Throw a rock ?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 01:12:01 No.47521745 Report

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>>47521637
I meant if you were in a different place than home in 24 hours you idiot
>>47521644
No
>>47521662
*perish songs you*
>>47521712
Assuming pokedex is hyperbole, you just neat to swat some burning newspaper. Problem is that it can float.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 01:18:55 No.47521784 Report

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I can just hide in a corner.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 01:38:37 No.47521943 Report

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>>47521487
>>47521498
Decided on my fave (I need to stop being a dumb faggot contrarian and embrace my tastes)
I'm most definitely fucked no matter how much I prepare

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 01:45:48 No.47522002 Report

Quoted By: >>47522164

quick, how do I learn karate

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 02:07:44 No.47522144 Report

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>>47521498
I don't have a dog in this fight, I was helping Anon with his Rock-type problem up above.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 02:09:35 No.47522153 Report

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Accept my fate.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 02:09:44 No.47522155 Report

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>shedinja
i’m sorry little one

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 02:11:36 No.47522164 Report

Quoted By: >>47522210

>>47521784
Stalemate. You gotta win bro
>>47521943
24 hours. Don't be a pessimist. Come on, what can you buy with your bank account?
>>47522002
>prints a picture of tyranitar

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 02:17:00 No.47522193 Report

Quoted By: >>47522371

>>47521291
how do you kill a ghost?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 02:19:44 No.47522210 Report

Quoted By: >>47522371

>>47522164
Not much but there's multiple rifles my family owns
Too bad I'm too anxious to ever shoot one

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 02:20:13 No.47522214 Report

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this thing seems like it would have trouble opening doors so i'll just stall it out

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 02:23:45 No.47522241 Report

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I would die but give it an honest try.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 02:24:10 No.47522245 Report

Quoted By: >>47522371

I'm fucked bros

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 02:27:05 No.47522270 Report

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>>47521291
Depends on which of my tied-for-#1s it is. If it's Blaziken, I'll be lucky to not get one-shotted. If it's Gardevoir, I might actually have a chance (though I still expect to lose pretty badly).

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 02:28:51 No.47522282 Report

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>>47522153

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 02:34:56 No.47522330 Report

Quoted By: >>47522371

>Azumarill
What the fuck is it gonna do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 02:40:18 No.47522371 Report

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>>47522193
Make a pipe bomb with some jewelry
>>47522210
What are you, a sensible person?
>>47522214
>hydro pumps your door
>>47522245
Just do nothing
>>47522330
>huge power aqua jet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 02:42:51 No.47522397 Report

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>Gyrados
There is a pond in my backyard so unless gyrados can live in fresh water or can move on land then I think I might be good but if that nigga has hyper beam or Hydro Pump I might be fucked

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 02:44:06 No.47522404 Report

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>>47521291
Scrounge together any incendiary rounds I can get ahold of (most likely magnesium powder in 12 gauge shells) for type effectiveness and hope I don't get BTFOed by aura sphere or some shit. Then try to find an area with a good view of it's surroundings and open fire the second I see it / it gets in range.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jul 2021 02:46:53 No.47522420 Report

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>>47521291
Nice feminism propaganda anon, in real life a male with 4 hands dominates any female and then impregnate

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