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Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 16:08:34 No.47626335 View View Reply Original Report

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You wish WHAT? Eww...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 16:58:47 No.47626615 Report

Quoted By: >>47626641 >>47626669 >>47627037 >>47627260 >>47627419 >>47627886 >>47629617 >>47635060

Would you wish for sex? Or world you rather wish to be able to understand poke-speak, so that you can properly date them?.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 17:01:43 No.47626634 Report

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I wish for you to shit gold bricks!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 17:02:45 No.47626641 Report

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>>47626615
sex is meaningless without a romantic connection

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 17:04:20 No.47626650 Report

Quoted By: >>47626846 >>47631871

Don't mind me, best mythical coming through

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 17:08:15 No.47626669 Report

Quoted By: >>47626697 >>47635060

>>47626615
Why is it that I find Pokemon talking and acting like humans so degenerate and disgusting in Pokemon/Human stuff, but I don't bat an eyelash when it's instead just (practically) regular beastiality?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 17:12:20 No.47626697 Report

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>>47626669
because one is just a random fetish that's not meant to be anything more than mindless sex and the other is pathetic and sad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 17:17:47 No.47626739 Report

Quoted By: >>47626863 >>47627441

>>47626335
I said I wish a busty shiny Gardevoir in sexy dress. Is that too hard to understand?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 17:36:36 No.47626846 Report

Quoted By: >>47626892

>>47626650
>>47626335
>mogs you with time travelling

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 17:38:14 No.47626857 Report

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Would you prefer anal then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 17:39:08 No.47626863 Report

Quoted By: >>47627030

>>47626739
>off model

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 17:42:27 No.47626886 Report

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>>47626335
You have to eat all the eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 17:44:04 No.47626892 Report

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>>47626846
Victini is objectively better than Celebi.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 18:09:28 No.47627030 Report

Quoted By: >>47627035

>>47626863
And so what? I just want some Garde boobs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 18:10:40 No.47627035 Report

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>>47627030
I miss when this artist was good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 18:10:54 No.47627037 Report

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>>47626615
I'd wish for unlimited BEER

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 18:24:24 No.47627130 Report

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>>47627035
what happened?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 18:48:22 No.47627260 Report

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>>47626615
I would rather be a pokemon myself. Having them talk or understanding them sounds bad for some reason, part of the appeal is that they aren't degenerates like you an just do it for actual love or because of their instincts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 19:19:30 No.47627419 Report

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>>47626615
I wouldn't wish for either, sex is meaningless without a romantic relationship and understanding their speech isn't really required, i would rather wish for poke-compatibility and go for the body language route.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 19:23:47 No.47627441 Report

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>>47626739
>broken english
>is that too hard to understand
they gotta stop puttin internet in fuckin guatemala or angola or wherever

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 19:29:08 No.47627462 Report

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>>47627441
I am from Siberia btw.

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 19:32:03 No.47627480 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 19:36:55 No.47627501 Report

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>>47627441
>Amerimutt that only barely knows english shits on someone on their way to being bilingual
everytime

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 19:39:04 No.47627518 Report

Quoted By: >>47627524 >>47627568 >>47627590 >>47629579

>>47626335
i just wished for Jenny Wakeman from the 2004 cartoon "My Life As A Teenage Robot" to be real and also to be my girlfriend why are you saying ew i just want somebody to love me instead of crumbling away in a broken old house in buttfuck nowhere 'ginny

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 19:40:28 No.47627524 Report

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>>47627518
My man!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 19:45:46 No.47627554 Report

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>>47626335
I wish for peace on earth, so you say "ewww" because you know that's impossible. No need to pretend to be sickened.

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 19:48:03 No.47627568 Report

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>>47627518
>based robo-bro
incredible taste anon

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 19:50:55 No.47627590 Report

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>>47627568
>>47627518

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 19:58:52 No.47627634 Report

Quoted By: >>47627661 >>47627662

>>47627590
You can't stop me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 20:01:10 No.47627647 Report

Quoted By: >>47629546 >>47629595

>>47626335
I wish to keep my family safe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 20:03:41 No.47627661 Report

Quoted By: >>47627669

>>47627634
Why are machines so sexy what the fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 20:03:47 No.47627662 Report

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>>47627634
Just sayin, say goodbye to your hands or benis

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 20:04:57 No.47627669 Report

Quoted By: >>47629633

>>47627661
welcome to the club

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 20:38:21 No.47627877 Report

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>>47626335
hey man, i just want to be happy.
so make her real, alright?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 20:39:25 No.47627886 Report

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>>47626615
i wish this poster stopped posting here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 00:54:34 No.47629546 Report

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>>47627647
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 00:56:55 No.47629565 Report

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>>47626335
just suck it you little slut

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 00:59:27 No.47629579 Report

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>>47627518
Sheldon hands typed this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 01:02:30 No.47629595 Report

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>>47627647
Wish Granted. Your family is coming with me and they'll be safer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 01:06:26 No.47629617 Report

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>>47626615
If i can't understand poke speak, how do i talk with Jirachi to make wish in the first place?

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 01:09:13 No.47629633 Report

Quoted By: >>47630653 >>47633278

>>47627669
I think you mean: Welcome to the club

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 01:13:50 No.47629657 Report

Quoted By: >>47631909

>>47629617
Jirachi was able to talk in its movie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 02:54:49 No.47630161 Report

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>"what do mean i can't wish for fakemon to be legit pokemon!?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 04:08:12 No.47630469 Report

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>>47626335
>"I just want you to have an amazing day. Why would you not want to have a amazing day?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 04:52:41 No.47630653 Report

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>>47629633
worth it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 11:01:55 No.47631871 Report

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>>47626650
Indeed best Mythical

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 11:13:35 No.47631909 Report

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>>47629657
Then i wish to date Jirachi! Simple!

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 16:12:57 No.47633251 Report

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>>47626335
Look, it was Pokemon of the Year and they didn't even have the courtesy to put it in the fucking game. Battle Bond Greninja deserves Swords Dance, Nasty Plot, Surging Strikes and Wicked Blow as compensation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 16:19:12 No.47633278 Report

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>>47629633
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 20:27:50 No.47635060 Report

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>>47626669
Talking ferals are hot as fuck but when they act like the image posted by >>47626615 they may as well just be full anthro.

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