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Anonymous Mon 02 Aug 2021 23:15:17 No.47783634 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>47784028 >>47784382 >>47790022 >>47792087 >>47792370 >>47792399 >>47792634 >>47792642 >>47793038 >>47793958 >>47796272 >>47797467

This scene awakened something in me, he took Trashizard's strongest punch to the face and he didn't even flinch.
Why is Blastoise so hot bros?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Aug 2021 23:16:49 No.47783644 Report

Quoted By: >>47784786 >>47792453 >>47798099

I wish Blastoise was my dad

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Aug 2021 23:24:48 No.47783716 Report

Quoted By: >>47783987 >>47792414

All this scene does is make me think Blastoise’s skin is very soft and squishy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Aug 2021 23:59:15 No.47783987 Report

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>>47783716
And that's hot too

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 00:00:55 No.47784001 Report

Quoted By: >>47784043 >>47785824 >>47790068

always thought it was criminal that charizard had a bigger following than blastoise. blastoise is the manifestation of big dick energy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 00:06:10 No.47784028 Report

Quoted By: >>47784052 >>47784054

>>47783634
She, not he.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 00:08:58 No.47784043 Report

Quoted By: >>47784052 >>47784054 >>47792193

>>47784001
>blastoise is the manifestation of big dick energy
Nigga she's the worst starter of the game and gets outdone by Starmie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 00:10:03 No.47784052 Report

Quoted By:

>>47784028
>>47784043
>She
Cringe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 00:10:24 No.47784054 Report

Quoted By: >>47784185

>>47784028
>>47784043
wtf is this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 00:31:22 No.47784185 Report

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>>47784054
Autism of the highest caliber

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 01:00:42 No.47784382 Report

Quoted By: >>47784439 >>47784459

>>47783634
A Pokemon with 100 Defense is able to take a non-STAB physical move from a Pokemon with like 80 base Attack? Holy shit, who could've guessed?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 01:05:29 No.47784439 Report

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>>47784382
No no this is what you sound like

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 01:08:11 No.47784459 Report

Quoted By: >>47784550

>>47784382
Then does charizard winning by a fireblast makes even less sense, even as a critical hit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 01:17:21 No.47784550 Report

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>>47784459
It depends on alot of factors. I took out Red's Charizard in HGSS with Typlosion's flamethrower.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 01:41:34 No.47784786 Report

Quoted By: >>47788742

>>47783644
Don't fuck your dad, only villains do that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 03:24:22 No.47785824 Report

Quoted By: >>47792516

>>47784001
Kids thought fire dragons were cool, the same kids are now manchildren who didn't grow up, GF noticed and milked it
Only true legends prefer Blastoise

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 04:06:05 No.47786227 Report

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blastoise and charzitard are both really boring designs and will NEVER be venusaur

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 04:47:45 No.47786532 Report

Quoted By:

but the zard has no arm strength

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 12:27:07 No.47788742 Report

Quoted By: >>47789337

>>47784786
Such as?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 14:11:16 No.47789337 Report

Quoted By:

>>47788742
Chris chan

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 15:39:23 No.47790022 Report

Quoted By: >>47790060

>>47783634
Reminder
Venusaur > Blastoise >>>>Charizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 15:42:27 No.47790060 Report

Quoted By:

>>47790022
Blastoise is my fave but I can admit Venusaur is great as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 15:43:30 No.47790068 Report

Quoted By: >>47790107 >>47790126

>>47784001
Blastoise is the manifestation of overcompensation, trying too hard to look cool with its stupid looking cannons

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 15:44:13 No.47790077 Report

Quoted By: >>47791959

Good taste, son.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 15:47:08 No.47790107 Report

Quoted By:

>>47790068
The cannons are what make it stand out
These aren't animals, these are monsters

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 15:48:40 No.47790126 Report

Quoted By:

>>47790068
Ok zardfag, I suppose an obese not-dragon with a giraffe neck and tiny hands is the epitome of cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 19:17:27 No.47791959 Report

Quoted By: >>47792029

>>47790077
Hot daddy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 19:25:14 No.47792029 Report

Quoted By: >>47792056

>>47791959
Mommy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 19:28:35 No.47792056 Report

Quoted By:

>>47792029
Cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 19:33:29 No.47792087 Report

Quoted By: >>47792111 >>47792687 >>47798484

>>47783634
This scene doesn't make any sense - if you're hit with a force, especially that strong, you're going to be sent flying, that's just how basic momentum works, Blastoise is only so heavy and its inertia is certainly being overwhelmed by something as strong as Charizard.
Furthermore the skin on Blastoise's face is deforming which would imply it's taking a large amount of damage from said punch, but it doesn't flinch at all.
Because the scene is unrealistic nobody could reasonably find it attractive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 19:36:49 No.47792111 Report

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>>47792087
>Because the scene is unrealistic nobody could reasonably find it attractive.
Kek
Blastoise is just that cool and Charizard is a weakling

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 19:49:30 No.47792193 Report

Quoted By:

>>47784043
Blastoise's the best starter, retard. That's why RB speedruns use it until Nido and FRLG speedruns use it for the whole run.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 20:09:47 No.47792370 Report

Quoted By: >>47792773

>>47783634
I want him to shove his cannon right up my ass and fire a Hydro Pump, /vp/bros...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 20:12:28 No.47792399 Report

Quoted By:

>>47783634
You remind me of that guy who fell in love with Blaziken because it shat on Charizard so hard in the anime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 20:14:09 No.47792414 Report

Quoted By: >>47792523

>>47783716
>skin
>soft and squishy
Keep your shit fetishes away from here if you wanna be taken seriously. And charizard is not by any means a weakling, he has weak defense but his physical punches are still okaish, even if he is special attacker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 20:17:54 No.47792453 Report

Quoted By:

>>47783644
Is that a reference to the Pokedads memes?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 20:23:18 No.47792516 Report

Quoted By: >>47792566 >>47792571 >>47793222

>>47785824
>true legends
You mean clowns.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 20:24:00 No.47792523 Report

Quoted By:

>>47792414
Imagine if Blue (aka Gary Oak) turned into a soft and squishy Blastoise mid-battle...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 20:27:39 No.47792566 Report

Quoted By:

>>47792516
ok popular kid that was an insufferable asshole while the teacher was gone but faked h was good when he was in the classroom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 20:28:11 No.47792571 Report

Quoted By: >>47792597

>>47792516
Wtf is this chart supposed to convey?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 20:30:36 No.47792597 Report

Quoted By: >>47792628 >>47793222 >>47793562 >>47797947

>>47792571
kids who picked bulbasaur were quiet and had no friends
kids who picked charmander are loud adhd spazzoids
kids who picked blastoise are noisy clowns who act out because it’s the only way they can get attention

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 20:33:35 No.47792628 Report

Quoted By: >>47792646

>>47792597
So they're all faggots then

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 20:33:59 No.47792634 Report

Quoted By:

>>47783634
Charizard's arms are flimsy as shit anyway.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 20:34:52 No.47792642 Report

Quoted By: >>47792667 >>47792683

>>47783634
This thread again?
Remember every time you bring up Charizard. It reminds people to buy Charizard cards. which inherently makes my collection raise in value.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 20:34:59 No.47792646 Report

Quoted By:

>>47792628
Well yeah, they’re kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 20:37:07 No.47792667 Report

Quoted By: >>47792709

>>47792642
>my collection raise in value.
>m-my consooming

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 20:38:21 No.47792683 Report

Quoted By: >>47792709

>>47792642
>muh value
after covid everybody rushed to sell their cards, unless you have bought them while they panic sold, you are an idiot and lost your chance. That smug face is in reality facade to cope face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 20:38:52 No.47792687 Report

Quoted By: >>47792771

>>47792087
>Blastoise takes a heavy hit without even flinching
>Not attractive
Anon that is the best part

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 20:40:19 No.47792709 Report

Quoted By: >>47792729

>>47792667
Consume deez nuts.
>>47792683
Not true. Pokemon cards have always had value. the bubble was just a boost in value. they are dropping in price. but a lot will remain higher than they were before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 20:42:21 No.47792729 Report

Quoted By: >>47792752

>>47792709
consume cope, you lost your profuits. you are delusional if you think your cardboard will keep rising or some other delusion you have. most people don't give a shit about a min condition faggizard, when they can even print a fake one and memories can't be bought anyway.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 20:44:24 No.47792752 Report

Quoted By: >>47792777

>>47792729
How could i have consume cope if i underspent on everything. worst case scenario if the TCG collectible market crashes completely, I would easily get back anything i paid for.
are you gonna cry? i regret nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 20:46:05 No.47792771 Report

Quoted By:

>>47792687
This, I want to break my hand trying to punch Blastoise's face while he laughs down at me like the trash I am

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 20:46:13 No.47792773 Report

Quoted By: >>47792885

>>47792370
>him
her*

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 20:46:32 No.47792777 Report

Quoted By: >>47792917

>>47792752
I prefer investing in irl stocks, not dumb cardboard. ok anon. Yeah I'll cope with my business.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 20:57:12 No.47792885 Report

Quoted By:

>>47792773
bwnbaw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 21:00:42 No.47792917 Report

Quoted By: >>47792926

>>47792777
I collect first and foremost. I have stocks, I have precious metals, I have paintings, and other collectables.
Ok tough guy we get it. your too smart with your money to lose out on DogeCoin and GameStonks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 21:01:58 No.47792926 Report

Quoted By: >>47792948

>>47792917
no matter how much you meme, those things are dumb. Yes, irl posessions are and will always be better, specially if society collapses, have fun retrieving your virtual money when servers die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 21:03:55 No.47792948 Report

Quoted By: >>47792982

>>47792926
Comes to /vp
says people are dumb
who you fooling you fake fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 21:07:10 No.47792982 Report

Quoted By: >>47793004

>>47792948
I can come here to jest, but I am not sleeping in the floor, nor eating canned food everyday just to survive, or mc donalds.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 21:10:03 No.47793004 Report

Quoted By: >>47793015

>>47792982
>Bro i come here to stare upon my peons
You clicked the hyperlink. you choose to reply.
you act cooler and above Pokémon.
heres the door.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 21:11:11 No.47793015 Report

Quoted By: >>47793028

>>47793004
not my fault you are poor anon. I would help ya, but shit's not doing great. I was also poor for a few years too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 21:12:42 No.47793028 Report

Quoted By: >>47793048

>>47793015

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 21:13:49 No.47793038 Report

Quoted By: >>47793122 >>47793182

>>47783634
He's big and fat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 21:15:23 No.47793048 Report

Quoted By:

>>47793028
You would do the same if you were stomped for ages then suddenly did the flip. But ok.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 21:24:48 No.47793122 Report

Quoted By: >>47793182

>>47793038
The three starters are fat, but unlike the other two he has muscles to compensate

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 21:31:54 No.47793182 Report

Quoted By: >>47794125

>>47793038
>>47793122
>he
she*

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 21:36:59 No.47793222 Report

Quoted By: >>47793249 >>47794001

>>47792597
>>47792516
people who picked Bulbasaur became overly defensive for Bulbasaur
people who picked Charmander became insufferable furries who want everything for themselves
people who picked Squirtle accepted became dumb bullies that then accepted their fate picking the worst starter of the trio

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 21:41:51 No.47793249 Report

Quoted By:

>>47793222
>the worst starter of the trio
Overruled

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 22:23:55 No.47793562 Report

Quoted By:

>>47792597
i was all 3

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 23:10:41 No.47793958 Report

Quoted By: >>47797404

>>47783634
Imagine his colorless shower game

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 23:18:07 No.47794001 Report

Quoted By:

>>47793222
>bullies
I don't try to impose Blastoise like chari faggots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2021 23:35:55 No.47794125 Report

Quoted By:

>>47793182
Kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Aug 2021 01:24:09 No.47794874 Report

Quoted By:

I want Blastoise to piss on me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Aug 2021 05:58:22 No.47796272 Report

Quoted By: >>47796280 >>47797404

>>47783634
He's so hot because he got bodied by a Fire Blast 15 seconds after this frame. Burns still haven't fully healed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Aug 2021 06:01:38 No.47796280 Report

Quoted By:

>>47796272
Sure chari fanboy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Aug 2021 06:30:57 No.47796366 Report

Quoted By: >>47796388

What is objectively the best Blastoise set?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Aug 2021 06:39:14 No.47796388 Report

Quoted By:

>>47796366
not using blastoise, and I am blastoise fan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Aug 2021 10:37:01 No.47797404 Report

Quoted By:

>>47796272
>>47793958
She/her/hers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Aug 2021 10:49:28 No.47797467 Report

Quoted By: >>47798352

>>47783634
Charizard has noodle arms the length of a toilet brush, his punches aren't that impressive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Aug 2021 12:54:43 No.47797947 Report

Quoted By:

>>47792597
I picked Pikachu and got all 3 anyways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Aug 2021 13:26:12 No.47798099 Report

Quoted By:

>>47783644
Newfags can't remember those wonderful comics anon, as you can see from the replies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Aug 2021 14:13:11 No.47798352 Report

Quoted By:

>>47797467
God he's so fucking trash

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Aug 2021 14:34:25 No.47798484 Report

Quoted By: >>47799575

>>47792087
You are a limp wristed nerd you has never worked out in his entire life. You'll never get a decently attractive female to be interested in you, hell you're probably a fag already. Just kill yourself so you're not a burden on your parents anymore, they've always deserved better than you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Aug 2021 17:15:07 No.47799575 Report

Quoted By:

>>47798484
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