>>48039671Bold assumptions there, my friend. Some guys on /vp/ seem to have sexual desires to Eevees, Foxes, Gardevoirs and what not but wanting to fuck animals is a whole other level.
And you know what? I've found Eevees hot when I was sweet sixteen. That was a time when there was no Leafeon or Glaceon in sight. No "emotional starving" bullshit. Now I'm 32. Still into Eevees, mostly because they're just cute and ooak.
First I thought you're just a troll. "What would your parents think, how you'll be in 20 years". But I guess there's a lot of anger and frustration in you that you try to reflect towards us in this rant.
I tell you what I'll be in 20 years. There's a legacy running and I'll be moving in a house someday. Nice and quiet place in Bavaria. Everything else is done: Great job, good friends, live how I want to live. It's all self-confidence. And I can still afford it to find Eevees attractive without taking a knot.
I tell you, get yourself a plush, cuddle with it, go to sleep and rage in your dreams. No need to vent here.
For anything else, let Eevee and his friends help you. With cute pics and stuff. :3
