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Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 00:51:34 No.48129311 View View Reply Original Report

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Why is he so beta compared to the others?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 00:53:06 No.48129326 Report

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>>48129311
He gets cucked by Oak in his own game. That’s why

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 00:54:13 No.48129341 Report

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>>48129311
i can seem him and rowan being good husbands

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 00:54:27 No.48129346 Report

Quoted By: >>48129364 >>48135770

>>48129311
He even has the shittiest research of every professor. Studying fucking EGGS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 00:55:24 No.48129357 Report

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>>48129311
Representation

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 00:55:50 No.48129359 Report

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>>48129311
>believing in the beta/ alpha false dichotomy
never gonna make it, mate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 00:56:23 No.48129364 Report

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>>48129346
You have to remember that at the time Eggs were a new discovery, and Prof. Elm was the forerunner on the research.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 00:57:27 No.48129373 Report

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i..i thought he was fat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 00:58:28 No.48129381 Report

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>>48129359
oh so hes sigma got it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 00:59:47 No.48129395 Report

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>>48129364
How the fuck is having eggs a new discovery
Did pokemon in ancient times hid eggs from humans? Are humans so retarded that they couldnt imagine how they worked?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 01:00:36 No.48129401 Report

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>>48129381
sigma dez nutz

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 01:00:59 No.48129407 Report

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>>48129395
new region new discoveries you never know what you might fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 01:02:29 No.48129421 Report

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>>48129373
Professor Bear!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 01:02:32 No.48129422 Report

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>>48129373
DADDY UNF
I may just have become a Birch fan
>Birchwood trees are hardwood trees
HmmHmm, Hardwood indeed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 01:03:34 No.48129429 Report

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>>48129407
>new region new discoveries you never know what you might fine
That's Galar mate

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 01:05:38 No.48129452 Report

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>>48129311
Anti Johto/ Anti-Kansai bias from Game Freak

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 01:14:47 No.48129536 Report

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>>48129373
Birch should have been May's father.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 01:39:02 No.48129696 Report

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>>48129373

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 01:42:53 No.48129727 Report

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>>48129311
I like him. He gives off disorganized dad vibes and I think he has a family in the games, which explains why he makes babies/friendship his expertise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 01:45:04 No.48129746 Report

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>>48129696
AAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??? WHERE IS HIS SIX PACK?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 01:45:43 No.48129753 Report

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>>48129746
hes bulking right now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 02:04:53 No.48129895 Report

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>>48129536
Brendan mad cameos in the movie. Maybe he is Birch's son there?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 06:32:53 No.48131539 Report

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>>48129311
He doesn't have hardened facial features, which would be forgivable if he was female

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 06:41:34 No.48131576 Report

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>>48129311
What a pathetic existence, to make fun of wholesome Prof. Elm...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 06:44:23 No.48131592 Report

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>>48129381
Sigma dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 06:55:45 No.48131636 Report

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>>48129311
His Corsola in the Ashnime was quite strong. I guess it makes sense as he specializes in bringing out the potential in shitmons and babymons.

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Unown Mon 06 Sep 2021 06:59:57 No.48131651 Report

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What's not to love about this guy? Also, in HGSS he helps the Kimono Girls test the player without their knowing (the Togepi egg has a different purpose than before). He also forgives Silver, basically allowing him to be a regular trainer instead of hating everyone.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 07:13:12 No.48131704 Report

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>>48129746
The fags in this board prefer the fat strong type, see Incineroar and Rillaboom. Fags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 07:18:09 No.48131730 Report

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>>48129341
But Rowan is my husband

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 08:10:46 No.48131887 Report

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>>48129407
>new region
>Johto is presented as being much older than Kanto

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 08:39:46 No.48131987 Report

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>>48131887
>jumps on goombas
>enters pipes
Lol wtf Mario isn't a REAL plumber

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 09:18:37 No.48132135 Report

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>>48131704
Im not even gay but if i were i would def prefer strongfat dudes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 16:51:43 No.48134138 Report

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>>48129429
>You never know what you might fine
>Galar
>fine (-300$)
U got a license for dat Pokemon anon???

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 18:53:50 No.48135280 Report

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>>48129373
Off-model. Birch canonically has a warm, snuggly belly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 18:54:28 No.48135284 Report

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>>48129311
Because Johto is beta compared to Kanto

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 19:00:07 No.48135343 Report

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>>48129311
Studies breeding
He's a virgin yet he watches Pokemon fuck daily

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 19:02:22 No.48135365 Report

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>>48135280
Even in the file name it says that's gen 6 Birch. Birch was a chad in the Gen 3 universe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 19:18:11 No.48135506 Report

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>nerd dad
>nurturing personality because of work in eggs and raising Pokemon

Sounds like a good man. I bet he cares a lot about his kids.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 19:22:37 No.48135556 Report

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>>48131651
>He also forgives Silver, basically allowing him to be a regular trainer instead of hating everyone.

Elm is Pokemon cuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 19:27:18 No.48135605 Report

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>>48129452
>Kanto's top Pokemon computer expert is from Kansai

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 19:29:32 No.48135626 Report

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>>48135556
What is he going to do, take back a fully grown Feraligatr and give it to some newbie. He at least got some research material out of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 19:45:21 No.48135770 Report

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>>48129346
His expertise is breeding isn't it? I assume that he's responsible for categorizing egg groups and other breeding methods. Imagine being the guy to figure out that yes, A skitty can breed with a Wailord. I'd make him a professor too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Sep 2021 20:52:36 No.48136381 Report

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Only beta professor is Birch
Fat neckbeard

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