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Anonymous Fri 17 Sep 2021 21:19:22 No.48225384 View View Reply Original Report

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>popular only because Victor is boring and 70% of Pokémon fans are pedos
>and unfunny memes because le drunk scots, which wouldn’t have happened if the hat didn’t give it away

And I just find it funny that this creepy perverted popularity is the exact reason why Gloria is present and shilled in Masters, while Victor is the one being presented in all SwSh-related promotions and animations by TPC.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Sep 2021 21:23:31 No.48225418 Report

Quoted By: >>48225440 >>48228614 >>48233648

I bet she smells cute. But yeah the Scottish "personality" the fans gave her is dogshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Sep 2021 21:27:06 No.48225440 Report

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>>48225418
What the fuck does cute smell like?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 Sep 2021 21:30:15 No.48225456 Report

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>>48225384
I prefer the male design more because that parka and the dress for the girl is not compatible at all both colorwise and designwise. At lease the male one is pretty decent if we ignore the weird braid pocket things on his denim.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Sep 2021 21:33:02 No.48225469 Report

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>>48225456
It’s a tartan fabric, and I thought it was an undershirt, but I believe it’s a jeans pocket that has been turned inside out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Sep 2021 22:11:46 No.48225675 Report

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>>48225384
at least we got allister and bea

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Sep 2021 22:15:39 No.48225704 Report

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Male protag is the one played by the majority of the playerbase, if you play online its a sea of Victors. Female protags are only more popular in fanart because porn is all women are good for

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Sep 2021 22:19:31 No.48225733 Report

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>>48225384
Gloria is popular?
By the way masters basically picks characters at random, it would easy to market Sonia, Shauna or Melony to waifufags, but they're not in the game.

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Anonymous Fri 17 Sep 2021 23:00:03 No.48225972 Report

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>>48225384
>popular only because pedos
She's 14 minimum. That's jailbait, you idiot.
>and memes
Now that is true. The only reason people like Gloria are for the memes and her gf Marnie. Not everything is pedos, you retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Sep 2021 23:01:15 No.48225981 Report

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>>48225440
He's probably high on acid again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Sep 2021 23:07:39 No.48226014 Report

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>>48225972
You can always spot a nonce because they’re the ones arguing the difference between being attracted to an 8 year old vs a 13 year old

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Sep 2021 23:11:25 No.48226034 Report

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>>48225972
Sounds like a pedo excuse to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Sep 2021 23:13:20 No.48226043 Report

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>>48226014
No, anon. I'm autistic and paedophilia has a definitive age bracket. My issue is the incorrect usage of words.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 02:26:06 No.48227141 Report

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>>48225384
Being pedo bait and having unfunny memes doesn't make you popular

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 03:37:59 No.48227465 Report

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I just think it's funny that when you win the Galarian Star Tournament and get the new champion uniform that it has sponsor logos on the butt of it. The protagonist's ass is a billboard for companies once they get their own custom uniform that isn't just a copy of Leon's. Maybe that's why Leon wore the ugly cape, to keep the logos off of the rest of his uniform.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 04:03:08 No.48227568 Report

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>>48225384
>70% of Pokémon fans are pedos
proofs??????

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 04:06:32 No.48227582 Report

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>>48227568
70% of pokemon fans are children and children are technically pedos

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 04:08:00 No.48227587 Report

Quoted By: >>48227603 >>48228223

>>48225384
>>48226034
In psychology, there's enormous sums of evidence to show that attraction to mid-puberty girls is actually fairly normal for human men, such that they insist on using the separate term "ephebophilia" to refer to this attraction to adolescents.

True pedophilia is largely sex-indiscriminate, as there simply aren't broad enough differences for the paraphilia in question to have anything to latch on to specific to prepubescent boys or girls.

Meanwhile, the 13-16 range is generally where the hardware's all *operational*, but not *actually* fully functional, meaning that ephebophiles have secondary sexual features and major dimorphism present to distinguish with but it's distinctly risky for actual health reasons, both physical and mental.

...Basically, Gloria has tits, however small, so by Science it isn't "true" pedophilia. Like, they literally measured erections, it is *fundamentally* not the same thing inside the brain. Ephebophilia is just the furthest extreme of youth as a fetish among normal preference mechanisms, whereas pedophilia is general-use kiddy-diddling that requires you to be fucked in the head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 04:11:38 No.48227603 Report

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>>48227587
Pedo cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 04:47:07 No.48227774 Report

Quoted By: >>48228223 >>48228229

>>48227603
This is autistic insistence on upholding the meaning of words and people recognizing the plain biology that society is at odds with. Freaking out about grown men wanting to fuck a 14 year old is puritanical nonsense the moment you look to a time before high-school as an assumption, because a 14 year old is in fact sexually mature by the way such is defined in biology.

Sure, the odds of pregnancy complications are considerably heightened and skewed enormously to risk toward the mother, but it is not at all unusual for child-making to be on the table. Plainly put, there are tits, the womb works, she most definitely has an operational libido of her own and it would not be strange in the slightest for her to get sexually active of her own volition.

That is not a mere kiddy. Claiming such is arbitrarily splitting hairs, because there is no other clear point in maturation we can use before *twenty fucking five years old*. The vague 13-16 window of particularly distinguishable "adolescence" is not remotely sensible to give the vitriol of true kiddy-diddling because *they are prone to "diddling" eachother*, and it's rather inconsistent in how it all pans out.

I have two cousins who had bigger tits when they were 14 than the average non-landwhale woman I see on the street. I cannot take you seriously because the two verge on larger tits than their hundred-pounds overweight mother with quite perfectly healthy figures, and the older had that when she was 15. I have *personally witnessed* women with virtually static appearances from 15 to 25.

(my actual preferences are "utterly bizarre fantasies of unreal morphologies as the receiving monster, or becoming such monsters". It is *dramatically* detached from reality in *any* meaningful way)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 06:19:02 No.48228165 Report

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>>48225972
No one cares for your bogus excuses and lies, pedo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 06:28:49 No.48228223 Report

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>>48227587
>>48227774
>In psychology, there's enormous sums of evidence to show that attraction to mid-puberty girls is actually fairly normal for human men
Yes no shit, men are hard wired to be attracted to women who display clear signs of puberty. As a society we have however accepted than there is a time and a place for that attraction and it is 14, it is extremely unhealthy to be attracted solely to people who can not legally consent to these activities.
Semantics about words is like another anon pointed out, a nonce cope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 06:29:17 No.48228229 Report

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>>48227774
The amount of copeium this pedo has

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 07:11:21 No.48228495 Report

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>>48226043
jailbait is a fetish term you pedo cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 07:14:19 No.48228510 Report

Quoted By: >>48228575

>>48225384
I just think she is cute, I don't know why thinking liking a design automatically means pedophilia. The drunk Scot personality is giga cringe though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 07:33:21 No.48228575 Report

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>>48228510
This 100%

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 07:42:01 No.48228614 Report

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>>48225418
>>48225440
Leaf smells like weed (not the drug)
Kris smells like play dough and bounce houses
Lyra smells like apple pie and denims
May smells like female fertility
Dawn smells like cat dander
Hilda smells like a pig
Rosa smells like delicious home-cooked Chinese meals
Serena smells like makeup and bread out of the oven
Selene smells like female ejaculate (Lillie's)
Gloria smells like rum breath and curry fart

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 07:52:57 No.48228676 Report

Quoted By: >>48228729 >>48228862

>>48228495
Jailbait is someone you can legally have sex with but will still send you to jail because they're not a consenting adult in the eyes of the law. It's a term used to address a grey area in the law, you dumb cunt.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 07:57:38 No.48228704 Report

Quoted By: >>48229793 >>48230791 >>48230887 >>48232407 >>48234003

>>48225384
She looks infinitely better in Masters over her original art, it's not even a comparison.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 08:03:42 No.48228729 Report

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>>48228676
>Jailbait is someone you can legally have sex with illegally
Do nonces really?
Jailbait is someone who is under the age of consent, meaning any relationship is illegal.
Not a fetish term but like most things has it's own degenerate following in porn circles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 08:45:13 No.48228862 Report

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>>48228676
I always thought that "jailbait" refers to girls under the age of consent that wittingly seduce older men in order to get them to jail.

inb4 it is always the pedo's fault
Sure it is, for being an idiot. But such things do happen. Teens are really fucked up nowadays.

stop posting pictures of my wife

stop posting pictures of my wife Sat 18 Sep 2021 12:52:46 No.48229697 Report

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AND HER NAME IS
>G
>L
>O
>R
>I
(oh lawd)
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RI-QtEAwvE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 12:54:21 No.48229704 Report

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>>48225456
That's the ugliest hat i've seen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 13:07:01 No.48229752 Report

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>>48225384
Gloria is a gremlin and Hilda's child labor slave

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 13:16:38 No.48229793 Report

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>>48228704
There has always been something wrong with her 2D artwork. Her face is too flat and her forehead is too exposed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 13:35:20 No.48229862 Report

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>>48225384
so she's rosa 2.0 basically

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 13:36:46 No.48229870 Report

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>>48225456
Peak zoomercore outfit, lame

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 16:36:45 No.48230791 Report

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>>48228704
Idk, I think they overdid it with the hair. It’s too fluffy in Masters. Face is cute though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 16:52:36 No.48230887 Report

Quoted By: >>48231304

>>48228704
She's the cutest thing ever!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 17:47:15 No.48231304 Report

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>>48230887
Bathe with a toaster, pedo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 18:06:40 No.48231444 Report

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>>48225384
>popular only because Victor is boring and 70% of Pokémon fans are pedos
such a big boy and never heard about madonna-whore complex

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 19:03:58 No.48231766 Report

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>>48229793
>she is perfect
I corrected it for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 20:41:28 No.48232407 Report

Quoted By: >>48232440 >>48233039

>>48228704
Anyone who holds a positive opinion about Masters is a potential sex offender or a pedophile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 20:45:42 No.48232440 Report

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>>48232407
Anyone who holds a positive opinion about Masters is a potential sex offender and a pedophile.
I corrected it for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 22:22:09 No.48233039 Report

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>>48232407
Damn, that's a great take Anon. Fuck Masters. At least they made Gloria look decent.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 19 Sep 2021 00:07:42 No.48233640 Report

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This is the best way to enjoy Gloria: https://soundgasm.net/u/LK3x3/Script-Fill-F4M-Scottish-Trainer-PokemonScottish-Accent-Wee-Boy-Mentions-so-Age-Swearing-up-to-the-C-word-Pokeballs-Making-Out-in-the-Tall-Grass-Handjob-Blowjob-Virginity-HoldtheMoan-Cum-on-Face-Japanese-Whiskers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Sep 2021 00:08:38 No.48233648 Report

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>>48225418
Pedophiles are so weird and autistic. What gives?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Sep 2021 00:45:54 No.48233876 Report

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>Not giving white an equally bad southern accent

wasted potential

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 19 Sep 2021 01:06:36 No.48233977 Report

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>>48225384
>popular only because Victor is boring
No, Victor design has anything to do with it.
It has been proved that they just flock to girls by intertia, nothing else matters. You can see this by how Chicken posting decreased drastically by this point or how 90% of the Galar Lass art comes from the period when she was the only female character to coom to?
I can see Nessa or Marnie surviving the fad, just like Lusamine or Shillie did, but all the other generic cutes are just the current self insert for waifufags to use.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Sep 2021 01:11:21 No.48234003 Report

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>>48228704
She looks better in swsh

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