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Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 03:15:50 No.48462461 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>48462486 >>48462610 >>48462815 >>48463044 >>48463060 >>48463806 >>48465704 >>48467264 >>48467765 >>48467767 >>48467881 >>48468518 >>48470128 >>48470217 >>48470228 >>48470338 >>48471017 >>48474022

A trillion lions is a lot... Pokebros.... I don't think we can take this one...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 03:16:50 No.48462468 Report

Quoted By: >>48462482 >>48462724

Leave them to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 03:20:02 No.48462482 Report

Quoted By: >>48462487 >>48462549 >>48463682 >>48469103

>>48462468
Lion used Bite.
It's Super Effective!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 03:21:07 No.48462486 Report

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>>48462461
don’t worry regiturd, lions can’t bites rocks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 03:21:08 No.48462487 Report

Quoted By: >>48462767 >>48462827 >>48463682

>>48462482
>B-B-B-BUT MUH LION BITE HAS NO TYPE AND ISN'T DARK BECAUSE... B-BECAUSE IT JUST DOES, OKAY?????????

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 03:21:43 No.48462491 Report

Quoted By: >>48462506 >>48462540

Groudon used Earthquake
Kyogre used Surf

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 03:25:34 No.48462506 Report

Quoted By: >>48467696

>>48462491
One billion lions used Slash!
Groudon and Kyogre fainted!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 03:26:06 No.48462508 Report

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omp omp omp

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 03:31:13 No.48462532 Report

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>faster than a Dodrio (which has 110 Speed)
>strong enough to pull 2-3 tons
>bulky enough to survive Black Mamba bites
>not weak to the sun
P-Pokebros... m-maybe we shouldn't have picked this fight...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 03:32:28 No.48462540 Report

Quoted By: >>48462576

>>48462491
how many would take out? thousands? some millions? Bro I don't think you're good at picturing how much a fucking trillion is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 03:33:46 No.48462549 Report

Quoted By: >>48462578

>>48462482
Bro, just send in any pokemon like Voltorb. Then use self-destruct (iirc the move's name) to nock out all trillion lions at once.

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Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 03:33:48 No.48462550 Report

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the fuck bros they even got that type coverage

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 03:36:17 No.48462571 Report

Quoted By: >>48468063

>Implying Lions are even a powerful animal in the first place
Everything about Lions are just people lying, we're talking about the animal that stole the Tiger's clout (MGM' Lion intro is actually a Tiger roaring) and on the topic of Tigers, THESE can actually fuck up the entire pokedex because a single Tiger's roar can paralize you, now imagine the tremendous shockwave that'd come out of a million Tigers roaring at the same time.

And if we ignore the entire pantherine gene beyond Tigers and Jaguars, you want an animal that would actually destroy the entire pokedex, legendaries included? Hippos. These fat bastards are the true king of the savannah, not Lions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 03:37:37 No.48462576 Report

Quoted By: >>48462598 >>48462729

>>48462540
Considering spread moves hit everything on the board and in theory, if raid battles would go above 5 mons, Kyogre and Groudon can indeed quake and flood hard enough to drown a billion lions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 03:37:39 No.48462578 Report

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>>48462549
Yeah, with it's base 20 Attack stat, and non-existant STAB

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 03:39:18 No.48462594 Report

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Rayquaza can fly over the lions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 03:40:14 No.48462598 Report

Quoted By: >>48463708

>>48462576
that's not how that works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 03:41:28 No.48462609 Report

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If one trillion lions were allowed to populate the planet, that would most likely mean that any natural predators (humans, most pokemon) were either killed off or don't exist in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 03:41:37 No.48462610 Report

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>>48462461
We've had this talk before. Nothing fewer than infinite lions is a match.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 04:04:55 No.48462724 Report

Quoted By: >>48462851 >>48469402

>>48462468
>forgot to keep him away from tyranitar in the locker room pre battle
sorry bros... the sandstorm got to shedinja... hes not going to make it...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 04:07:06 No.48462729 Report

Quoted By: >>48462775

>>48462576
if humans can survive the flooding and quaking, then lions can too. you have to remember that pokemon are sissy babies who die to a couple of seconds of hail

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 04:16:57 No.48462767 Report

Quoted By: >>48462797 >>48467840

>>48462487
But isn't Dark type. You can't bite a ghost, that makes no sense. Lions aren't Pokemon, therefore their moves are typeless and Ghost type Pokemon are immune to it them because they can make themselves intangible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 04:18:16 No.48462775 Report

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>>48462729
Pokemon take damage from magic spells, not natural hail and sandstorms. Weather changing moves/abilities don't literally change the weather, they're just magic area of effect spells.

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Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 04:25:15 No.48462795 Report

Quoted By: >>48467197 >>48470732 >>48475179 >>48477255

You have to be smoking crack to think lions stand a chance against this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 04:26:17 No.48462797 Report

Quoted By: >>48462810 >>48462817

>>48462767
>invent new type to fuck up psychic
>instead of buffing ghost but anyway
>all the moves are about fighting dirty and physical sounding stuff
>make the type special based
>decide "biting" fits the theme of fighting dirty
>in your game about wild animals fighting each other like wild animals
It's sometimes easy to forget Game Freak was always retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 04:29:38 No.48462810 Report

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>>48462797
Pokemon don't fight like wild animals, they fight like fucking Dragon Ball characters

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 04:31:42 No.48462815 Report

Quoted By: >>48463682 >>48469899

>>48462461
A few options
>Celebi goes back in time, killing common ancestor of all felines. Wins
>Dialga & Palkia distorts time and space so we exist in a universe where lions never evolved
>Giratina opens an alternate dimension and sucks all the lions into it, one by one if it has to
>Gaylar legendary does it’s darkest day or whatever the fuck its about, never played it. All lions die most likely

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 04:32:49 No.48462817 Report

Quoted By: >>48462861

>>48462797
>>decide "biting" fits the theme of fighting dirty
They didn't decide that. Biting in a fight has a negative connotation for humans.
>But it's normal for animals!
Animals aren't playing the fucking game, dipshit. Stop trying to sound smart. You're just a stupid, autistic nigger fucking faggot.
If you can't see why it's okay to make Bite Dark, KILL YOURSELF.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 04:33:48 No.48462819 Report

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>Victini is guaranteed to win all battles no matter the opponent
Beat that lionkeks

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Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 04:34:07 No.48462820 Report

Quoted By: >>48463749

Lion ladder is boring
How do the lions reach the Pokemon that live in the deep ocean

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 04:36:11 No.48462827 Report

Quoted By: >>48463021 >>48463225 >>48467324 >>48470696

>>48462487
Last I checked, a lion's bite doesn't look like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 04:39:43 No.48462851 Report

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>>48462724
torkoal is the slowest ability weather setter, so sun takes precedence before shedinja can take damage

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 04:41:37 No.48462861 Report

Quoted By: >>48467351

>>48462817
>oh shit this wild animal is attacking me
>pet dog bites it!
>what the hell pet dog why are you so EVIL

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 05:12:59 No.48463021 Report

Quoted By: >>48463033 >>48469918

>>48462827
>bite is actually a physical move!!!
>its not just jaws of energy it's the pokemon actually biting!!!
Why are splitfags so dishonest?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 05:14:55 No.48463033 Report

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>>48463021
This aired way after the Physical/Special-split. It's just a case of the anime directors being gigantic faggots, as per usual

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 05:16:45 No.48463044 Report

Quoted By: >>48463057 >>48463059

>>48462461
Couldn't Pokemon like Mewtwo and Rayquaza just attack the lions from the sky?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 05:18:52 No.48463057 Report

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>>48463044
>he doesn't know about the lion ladder

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 05:19:42 No.48463059 Report

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>>48463044
Bro it's a trillion lions, they probably made a huge lion canon at that point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 05:19:46 No.48463060 Report

Quoted By: >>48463067

>>48462461
>A trillion lions
Don't care. All the ghost types in the world are enough to take care of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 05:21:55 No.48463067 Report

Quoted By: >>48463075 >>48463321 >>48463339

>>48463060
>Lions can't use Bite

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 05:24:35 No.48463075 Report

Quoted By: >>48463303

>>48463067
>Bite is a dark type move for lions
The one trillion comparison only makes sense if you consider lions to be normal type and having only normal type moves.
Otherwise, might as well choose a trillion Persians for comparison

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 06:00:30 No.48463225 Report

Quoted By: >>48463334

>>48462827
that is clearly thunder fang

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 06:15:16 No.48463303 Report

Quoted By: >>48463321 >>48463339 >>48463543 >>48468023

>>48463075
Lions are more powerful than Persians

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 06:20:11 No.48463321 Report

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>>48463067
You have to be a Pokemon in order to use Pokemon moves. That's what separates humans from Pokemon. A lion's bite would do nothing to a Ghost Pokemon, because lions don't have the Dark-type energy required to use the move.

>>48463303
Lions can't break laser beams from their foreheads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 06:22:53 No.48463334 Report

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>>48463225
Huntail can't learn that move. It's Bite or Crunch, because that's how those moves look now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 06:24:20 No.48463339 Report

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Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 07:49:52 No.48463543 Report

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>>48463303
>a normal animal is more powerful than fucking magic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 08:37:11 No.48463682 Report

Quoted By: >>48475801

>>48462482
>>48462487
So could a human bite a Ghost type?

If yes, why would you even need a Pokemon for protection in Lavender Tower? Just load up on potions to spray yourself and you're good, and run from the one or two Cubones that live there. You shouldn't automatically black out when defeated there!

Shedinja absolutely beats the lions, easy, especially if legendaries like >>48462815
says.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 08:46:44 No.48463708 Report

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>>48462598
It literally is. Use earthquake in a horde battle.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 08:58:34 No.48463726 Report

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Add another trillion just to be safe

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 09:09:03 No.48463749 Report

Quoted By: >>48463945 >>48469367

>>48462820
this is the real argument

you can meme the lion ladder for sky pokemon, a lion submarine that can withstand the pressure of the deep ocean isn't feasible

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 09:40:16 No.48463806 Report

Quoted By: >>48463916

>>48462461
i dont think anyone has a idea about how fucking big a trillion is

A trillion seconds is about 31000 years, that's about 10000 years before we figured out that smearing shit on cave walls can make pictures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 10:24:46 No.48463916 Report

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>>48463806
Shitty copypasta. You could place 5 billion lions on the island of Madagascar alone. Similarly, you place these lions on other parts of the planet. Then get Kyogre , Groudon and Rayquaza to wash over all of them. Even these 3 are enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 10:39:46 No.48463945 Report

Quoted By: >>48463977 >>48465664 >>48467292 >>48467365

>>48463749
trillion lions drinks the ocean, all aquatic pokemons dead.
ez

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 10:49:48 No.48463977 Report

Quoted By: >>48463996

>>48463945
>trillion lions drinks the ocean
And poison themselves and die. Good

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 10:55:26 No.48463996 Report

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>>48463977
you underestimate how many a trillion is, overtime they will develop counters for poison.
ez

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 16:10:18 No.48465664 Report

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>>48463945
they fill the ocean with their piss and poison themselves, while Muk/Grimer survive

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 16:15:27 No.48465704 Report

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>>48462461
>Misdreavus used perish song
>Exploud's soundproof protected it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 20:00:10 No.48467197 Report

Quoted By: >>48467235 >>48468186

>>48462795
50k lions at best. They would make a tower and get him before another one comes out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 20:06:19 No.48467235 Report

Quoted By: >>48467660 >>48468186 >>48469138

>>48467197
Lions aren't smart enough to make towers

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 20:11:42 No.48467264 Report

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>>48462461
>floods the entire planet to kill most of the lions
>kills any remaining lions that managed to get to high ground
Kogyre solos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 20:14:32 No.48467284 Report

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What do lions have against literal hail or sandstorms?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 20:16:15 No.48467292 Report

Quoted By: >>48467303 >>48467346 >>48467365

>>48463945
I'm bored let's do some math.
There's roughly 352,670,000,000,000,000,000 gallons of water in the ocean.
You're asking every lion to drink 352,670,000 gallons of salt water.
A lion on average drinks 10 gallons of regular water a day.
Assuming they can all live to their high estimated 15 years out, that'd be approximately 55,000 gallons of water in a lion's entire lifetime.
55 quadrillion gallons of saltwater in their entire lifetime wouldn't even finish 1% of the water in the ocean.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 20:19:07 No.48467303 Report

Quoted By: >>48467346 >>48467350

>>48467292
I like that this doesn't even have to account for saltwater as if the lions are fully capable of processing it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 20:21:30 No.48467324 Report

Quoted By: >>48467332

>>48462827
Animeme censorship faggotry doesn't count

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 20:22:54 No.48467332 Report

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>>48467324
It's not censorship because biting moves used to and still do physically make contect. The energy fang stuff started in Gen 7.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 20:26:12 No.48467346 Report

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>>48467292
>>48467303
Not only that but it's not like the aquatic Pokemon are just going to let them drink without attacking them at the same time. Imagine drinking a few gallons of salt water just to die to a Hydro Pump from a Kingdra or Thunderbolt from a Lanturn three feet away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 20:27:38 No.48467350 Report

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>>48467303
or that the water gets released when the animal sweats, shits, pisses or dies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 20:27:46 No.48467351 Report

Quoted By: >>48467359 >>48472177

>>48462861
>oh shit I'm getting beaten up in this boxing match
>I bite my opponent hard enough to draw blood
>why is everyone booing me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 20:29:11 No.48467359 Report

Quoted By: >>48467363

>>48467351
real chad move is biting an ear off

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 20:29:52 No.48467363 Report

Quoted By: >>48469952

>>48467359
I never mentioned what you bit and how you drew blood.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 20:29:54 No.48467365 Report

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>>48463945
As Anon pointed out here >>48467292, the ocean is unfathomably big.
A trillion lions will never beat Huntail because a trillion lions will never, ever, be able to reach Huntail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 21:14:43 No.48467646 Report

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>Lions kill Yveltal
>Yveltal proceeds to absorb the life force of every single lion
GG no re

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 21:17:28 No.48467660 Report

Quoted By: >>48467679

>>48467235
Source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 21:20:25 No.48467679 Report

Quoted By: >>48469010

>>48467660
Source:We've never seen them make a tower for any reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 21:22:48 No.48467694 Report

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Do the cat-like Pokemon join their lion brothers and sisters or do they betray them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 21:23:02 No.48467696 Report

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>>48462506
That means they have to attack at the same time. Do 1 billion lions have enough area to slash a Groudon at once?

Or each one slashes each second. Which means you need 1 billion seconds until Groudon and Kyogre faint. Until then, most lions are dead by starvation or old age.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 21:30:41 No.48467765 Report

Quoted By: >>48467802

>>48462461
>slugma slowly moves through the lions
>its hotter than the sun
>all lions that get remotely close instantly evaporate

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Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 21:30:52 No.48467767 Report

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>>48462461
Send Lugia & Kyogre to the deepest part of the ocean. That's it, that's the whole fight.
>b-but the lions can swim!
They can't handle the pressure, Lugia and Kyogre can
>b-but the lions can drink the water!
They can drink enough saltwater to reach the ocean floor?
>b-but what if the fight isn't at the ocean?
Then have Lugia fly away to the ocean before the lions can ladder to him. Also, where are all the water Pokémon if there's no water? On land? Surely you don't need to handicap the Pokémon side if you're so confident.
This is the truth, any other response is simply copium.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 21:34:30 No.48467802 Report

Quoted By: >>48467853

>>48467765
Lightning is also hotter than the sun. It doesn't instantly vaporize most shit.

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Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 21:40:25 No.48467840 Report

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>>48462767
typeless moves hit Ghost-types though...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 21:41:53 No.48467853 Report

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>>48467802
Lighting lasts for 0.0002 of a second while Slugma is always there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 21:45:36 No.48467881 Report

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>>48462461
Isn't registeel made from a mysterious and extremely hard steel? It could resist all lions attacks since they're normal animals and eventually it could beat them all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 22:10:47 No.48468023 Report

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>>48463303
Absolute fucking retard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 22:13:15 No.48468035 Report

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Lionkeks stand no chance in any way, shape, or form.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 22:19:43 No.48468063 Report

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>>48462571
dialga and palkia alone had the power to recreate the world by destroying it, there is no amount, except infinite i guess of real animals that could defeat the legendaries alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 22:23:22 No.48468084 Report

Quoted By: >>48468492

Lions win because lions are real

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 22:33:53 No.48468186 Report

Quoted By: >>48469945

>>48467197
>>48467235

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 23:24:35 No.48468492 Report

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>>48468084
How can a victory be real if your opponents aren't real?

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Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 23:28:45 No.48468518 Report

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>>48462461
Dialga or Celebi travel back in time to the birth of the first lion and kill it. Pokemon stomp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 23:29:48 No.48468530 Report

Quoted By: >>48468611 >>48469112

>runs out of pp
>struggles itself to death
Pokejobbers... Not like this...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 23:39:15 No.48468611 Report

Quoted By: >>48468709

>>48468530
>water mons stay in the ocean
>don't do anything
>lions eventually die out
Lionkeks, not like this...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 23:52:33 No.48468704 Report

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just use draco meteor

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 23:52:58 No.48468709 Report

Quoted By: >>48468734 >>48469046

>>48468611
They take synchronized shitting sessions in the water, killing all the water types

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 23:55:14 No.48468720 Report

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you tryna tell me lions are gonna communicate telepathically to make a fucking lion ladder? a fucking pidgey could use gust and they would all literally fall over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 23:56:51 No.48468734 Report

Quoted By: >>48468747

>>48468709
Do you know how much shit is already in the ocean and how little impact several trillion organisms already do to it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Oct 2021 23:58:09 No.48468747 Report

Quoted By: >>48468791

>>48468734
Cope, you wouldn't survive being shat on by a trillion lions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 00:03:45 No.48468791 Report

Quoted By: >>48468818

>>48468747
you're the one high on the copium, lionfag
next you're gonna tell me they're gonna drink the entire ocean when they can't poop enough to even remotely affect the planet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 00:07:11 No.48468814 Report

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The fact that the number has been bumped up from a billion to a trillion shows the lack of confidence lionfags have in their frail feline friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 00:07:21 No.48468818 Report

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>>48468791
Are you insinuating that they can't?
One trillion is a lot of lions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 00:11:06 No.48468849 Report

Quoted By: >>48468867

>One of every Pokémon enter the area
>Promptly disqualified because there are three Shellder

Lions win

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 00:13:02 No.48468867 Report

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>>48468849
>one of the shellders accidentally is holding king's rock

pokebros...we didn't even get to fight...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 00:32:39 No.48469010 Report

Quoted By: >>48469152

>>48467679
So far they've never had a reason. Situations like this clearly calls for it. Lions are pack hunters, they know how to coordinate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 00:39:12 No.48469046 Report

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>>48468709
Sounds like something Cartoon Fight Club would say

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 00:46:17 No.48469103 Report

Quoted By: >>48469113

>>48462482
>uses Wide Guard in your path

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 00:48:00 No.48469112 Report

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>>48468530
PP isn't real. It's never brought up.

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Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 00:48:04 No.48469113 Report

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>>48469103
>forgot pic in your path

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 00:50:13 No.48469132 Report

Quoted By: >>48469170

Eternatus Dyna/Gigantamaxes all of the Pokemon

GG

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 00:51:39 No.48469138 Report

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>>48467235
How many lions can stack ontop each other before crushing the bottom lions to death?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 00:53:16 No.48469152 Report

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>>48469010
Pokemon are also smart enough to coordinate, and they have super strength, super speed, super durability, and a ton of other abilities

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 00:56:12 No.48469170 Report

Quoted By: >>48469177

>>48469132
1 lion tower is as tall as a gigantamax'd mon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 00:56:56 No.48469177 Report

Quoted By: >>48469315

>>48469170
OK, but the lions still can't do anything because they have no moves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 01:21:18 No.48469315 Report

Quoted By: >>48469669 >>48469876

>>48469177
>bite/crunch
>take down
>helping hand
>Roar
>Slash, fury swipes, crush claw
>extremespeed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 01:30:45 No.48469367 Report

Quoted By: >>48469533

>>48463749
Lions have a bite force of 650-1,000 PSI
Water pressure at Challenger Deep is ~16,000-18,000 PSI
So that means 18-30 lions have more pressure than the deepest spot humans can reach in the ocean
But in order to maintain consistent pressure, we'd need lions working in sequence so that half is biting down while the other half has their mouths open
So realistically, anywhere from 36-60 lions should be able to provide a pressure barrier against the water by repeatedly compressing the air within the lion sub via biting

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 01:35:30 No.48469402 Report

Quoted By:

>>48462724
>Sandstorm
>Sandusky
I kekked hard... well played, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 01:51:49 No.48469519 Report

Quoted By: >>48469537

>deyoxys gtfos into outer space
>returns in a century
>all lions dead of starvation

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 01:54:09 No.48469533 Report

Quoted By: >>48469563

>>48469367
when you have a word problem in your math homework and only look at the numbers instead of reading the problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 01:55:09 No.48469537 Report

Quoted By:

>>48469519
>running away from fear
Lionbros, we just keep winning

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 01:58:46 No.48469563 Report

Quoted By: >>48469572

>>48469533
Oh? Then by all means, tell me why it wouldn't work

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 02:00:52 No.48469572 Report

Quoted By: >>48469697

>>48469563
because lions have to drink the ocean first before they can get deep duh

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 02:08:29 No.48469611 Report

Quoted By: >>48469659 >>48475784

Imagine simping a shit tier animal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dDjdRe_1Eg - Just look at this shit, if they can't even dent a Hippo, what makes you think Lions can dent the average steel-type or rock-type pokemon of the same size if not bigger?
>inb4 "NOOO THOSE ARE LIONESSES"
You say it like the difference between a Lion and a Lionesss' bite forces are drastically different. And in a game of numbers, Pokemons just do about as good as a Hippo (and don't get me started on how a Lion is effectively crippled if it gets their jaw broken in half, something Hippos do daily)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 02:15:56 No.48469659 Report

Quoted By:

>>48469611
i'm pretty sure lionposters are ironic because i doubt a sane human can genuinely believe lions could beat pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 02:17:52 No.48469669 Report

Quoted By:

>>48469315
Lions don't have Normal-type or Dark-type energy, so they can't use those moves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 02:23:12 No.48469697 Report

Quoted By: >>48469725

>>48469572
This implies that the lions wouldn't use the bodies of dead lions to construct the hull of the lion sub

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 02:26:21 No.48469725 Report

Quoted By: >>48469770

>>48469697
How would they form a seal
I'm willing to put the retarded lion ladder aside but in what world would flesh and bone ever be sturdy and stable enough to stay watertight for more than a few minutes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 02:28:00 No.48469732 Report

Quoted By: >>48469748 >>48469756

Okay, think about this for a second. In any pokemon game ever, have you ever seen or heard of any animal at all that wasn't a Pokemon? No. Because they don't exist. In the world of pokemon, there are no animals, just pokemon and people. So the entire argument is moot. Just shut the fuck up about it already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 02:29:47 No.48469748 Report

Quoted By: >>48469774

>>48469732
>Indian Elephant

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 02:30:37 No.48469756 Report

Quoted By:

>>48469732
>Squirtle
>The Tiny Turtle pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 02:32:44 No.48469770 Report

Quoted By: >>48469852 >>48470009

>>48469725
There would be a contingency of lions biting together the corpses of the lions being used to make up the hull. Theres precedent for this in the real would with ants being used as sutures by forcing them to bite wounds closed
This along with the lions pressurizing the air would be able to create a basic submarine

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 02:33:29 No.48469774 Report

Quoted By: >>48469800

>>48469748
Retconned. There aren't any animals in the Pokemon world anymore, they were removed existence midway through Gen 1.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 02:34:15 No.48469781 Report

Quoted By: >>48469891 >>48469965

what about a trillion tardigrades vs one of each pokemon? Tardigrades are some of the most powerful organisms in the entire universe for their size.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 02:37:27 No.48469800 Report

Quoted By: >>48469858

>>48469774
>removed existence midway through Gen 1
>they're mentioned in Pokémon Sun

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 02:38:07 No.48469806 Report

Quoted By: >>48469878

Super autistic thread. What shitty Poketuber started this idea that you retards latched onto so hard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 02:43:51 No.48469852 Report

Quoted By: >>48469870

>>48469770
Now show me a lion removing the jaws of another lion to make a suture.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 02:44:24 No.48469858 Report

Quoted By:

>>48469800
They stopped appearing midway through Gen 1. The third movie was even originally going to be about what happened to real world animals and why they don't exist in the Pokemon world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 02:46:05 No.48469870 Report

Quoted By: >>48469924

>>48469852
No need to remove the head, the biting lions remain alive the whole time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 02:46:22 No.48469876 Report

Quoted By:

>>48469315
>>extremespeed
extreme speed is faster than the eye can see speed. when have lions demonstrated this speed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 02:46:37 No.48469878 Report

Quoted By: >>48470413

>>48469806
Hello newfag. Trillion lion threads have been a /vp/ staple for years. Here's one from 2013.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 02:47:33 No.48469891 Report

Quoted By:

>>48469781
I was just thinking of that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 02:48:24 No.48469899 Report

Quoted By:

>>48462815
>>Kyogre floods everything swims to the bottom and they drown trying to reach it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 02:51:41 No.48469918 Report

Quoted By:

>>48463021
It is in origins

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 02:52:38 No.48469924 Report

Quoted By: >>48470233

>>48469870
>ants can do it
>uhh ignore the part about them dying in the process and how it's not at all watertight
>also ignore the number of jaws it would take to join just 2 lions together in a decent seal
Captcha: kryng

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 02:53:32 No.48469933 Report

Quoted By: >>48469946

Gardevoir sucks the lions into a black hole

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 02:55:28 No.48469945 Report

Quoted By:

>>48468186
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 02:55:35 No.48469946 Report

Quoted By:

>>48469933
Honestly if Gardevoir opened up a Black Hole, all the other Pokemon and Gardevoir herself would be sucked in before it finished devouring the lions

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 02:56:22 No.48469952 Report

Quoted By:

>>48467363
He's referencing Mike Tyson

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 02:58:38 No.48469962 Report

Quoted By:

>but Pokemon are really really strong!
>they can't be subdued by humans let alone a lion-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NOT THE LIONS THIS TINY NET IS ALREADY TOO MUCH TO HANDLE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 02:59:02 No.48469963 Report

Quoted By: >>48470091

I think this is a WAYYY more fair fight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 02:59:19 No.48469965 Report

Quoted By:

>>48469781
The tardigrades would probably end up just eating each other

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 03:03:20 No.48469993 Report

Quoted By:

Lions? Pathetic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 03:06:24 No.48470009 Report

Quoted By: >>48470233

>>48469770
Yeah, good thing those lions were smart enough to bring enough O2 tanks to last the whole trip! And the way they brought lights to see in the dark, cold abyss, brilliant!
Who could forget those psychic lions that knew exactly where Lugia was! Once they found Lugia, it was *chef's kiss*! They just pulled out their gat and capped em' right there!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 03:19:41 No.48470091 Report

Quoted By:

>>48469963
too vague of a concept to be fun to discuss
this super being could have relative strength to an ant in the form factor of a whale and anything in between based on whatever you want your superbeing to be.
Lions are concrete, they're tangible. That's what makes it fun to discuss.
Anyway a superbeing still couldn't survive being erased from spacetime as its matter would be ripped apart. Or Arceus just decides "goodbye"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 03:25:45 No.48470128 Report

Quoted By:

>>48462461
>wailord used slam

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 03:41:55 No.48470217 Report

Quoted By: >>48470226

>>48462461
A billion lions wins hands down. Why?
Think of it like this.
Instead of 1,000,000,000 lions vs 1 of every Pokemon, it’s not 1 billion Magikarp vs 898 Hackmon Eternatus-Eternamax. The 1 billion Magikarp would win without doing anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 03:43:15 No.48470226 Report

Quoted By: >>48470891

>>48470217
Literally what. ????

1 lion is equal to one bidoof

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 03:43:18 No.48470228 Report

Quoted By:

>>48462461
>Meloetta used Belch!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 03:44:16 No.48470233 Report

Quoted By: >>48470245 >>48470256 >>48470441

>>48469924
The ants have to die in the process because otherwise they'd let go and run off? Lions wouldn't need to do so
>>48470009
Lions have incredible night vision, theres no reason it wouldn't translate underwater
As for the CO2 issue, they have plants with them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 03:46:16 No.48470245 Report

Quoted By: >>48470282

>>48470233
It's "One of every Pokémon vs One trillion lions."
Not "One of every Pokémon vs One trillion lions and some plants"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 03:47:23 No.48470256 Report

Quoted By: >>48470282

>>48470233
>The ants have to die in the process because otherwise they'd let go and run off?
They die to let rigor mortis set in and freeze the jaws.
You're asking the lions to keep constant perfect jaw pressure while alive? They'd tire themselves out in a few minutes in the very best of cases.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 03:52:19 No.48470282 Report

Quoted By: >>48470344

>>48470256
They're already inside a sub made of dead lions anon, how much carnage do you want? And even if they did die, its not that hard for a carnivore to sever the spine
>>48470245
Fuck, you have a point there

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 04:00:24 No.48470338 Report

Quoted By: >>48470359 >>48470548

>>48462461
>Have zekrom use discharge
>spread move so the lions only take 75% damage
>Have zekrom maintain a constant, high current.
>all of them get hit at once for 60bp + STAB off Zekky's 120 Sp.Atk stat
>100 accuracy w/ no modifiers for sure hit
>Many lions instantly dead
>lions that dont die from dmg alone die of heart failure from the high current passing through their bodies.

One turn, one mon, instant death across the board ggez.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 04:01:31 No.48470344 Report

Quoted By: >>48470349

>>48470282
>They're already inside a sub made of dead lions
no they're all alive still

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 04:02:02 No.48470349 Report

Quoted By:

>>48470344
Then they drown

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 04:04:33 No.48470359 Report

Quoted By: >>48470371 >>48470375

>>48470338
1 trillion lions used slash!
Zekrom fainted!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 04:05:52 No.48470371 Report

Quoted By: >>48470456

>>48470359
>a lion is faster than a god of thunder
Yeah okay buddy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 04:07:00 No.48470375 Report

Quoted By: >>48470456

>>48470359
It wouldn't do shit + Zekrom can move as fast lightning

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 04:09:20 No.48470395 Report

Quoted By: >>48470409 >>48470487

>999 billion lions use helping hand on 1 lion
>that lion uses hidden power
POKEBROS????

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 04:10:12 No.48470402 Report

Quoted By:

>pokekeks actually think they can win against lions
Have sex already, jeez this is so pathetic...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 04:11:14 No.48470409 Report

Quoted By: >>48470412

>>48470395
Helping Hand is the Pokemon using magic to share its energy with another Pokemon. Lions have no such ability.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 04:12:04 No.48470412 Report

Quoted By:

>>48470409
>using magic
Liongods instantly win because lions are actually real unlike magic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 04:12:16 No.48470413 Report

Quoted By:

>>48469878
Doesn't make it any less autistic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 04:12:59 No.48470418 Report

Quoted By: >>48470487

idk, but imagine having a threesome with a female Pyroar and a lioness
Amazing sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 04:17:05 No.48470441 Report

Quoted By:

>>48470233
>Lions have incredible night vision,
They must have incredible x-ray vision too, to see through the laughable submarine made of lions. Unless you expect them to stick their head out of the aforementioned sub to get their head instantly collapsed in under the pressure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 04:19:08 No.48470456 Report

Quoted By: >>48470462 >>48470467 >>48470521

>>48470371
>>48470375
1 trillion lions used Roar!
Zekrom forced to go away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 04:20:01 No.48470462 Report

Quoted By: >>48470474

>>48470456
Lions can't use moves. They aren't Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 04:20:47 No.48470467 Report

Quoted By:

>>48470456
Klefki used Crafty Shield!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 04:21:31 No.48470474 Report

Quoted By: >>48470484 >>48470488

>>48470462
>Lions can't roar
okay

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 04:22:51 No.48470484 Report

Quoted By:

>>48470474
Lion's roars are too noble.

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Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 04:23:27 No.48470487 Report

Quoted By: >>48470566

>>48470395
>sableye used Quash
>Lion #1,000,000,000,000 will move last!
>Arceus used Judgement!
>WolfeGlicke's Kyogre strategy begins
>1 turn later, Lions all die thousands of times over.

Why the fuck is this an argument? This is a braindead discussion only spurred on because Poketards like us can think of a million strategically infallible ways to win only to be refuted by "idk thats a lot of lions lol" and we take the bait Every. Fucking. Time.

>>48470418
Is the only one who's got his head in the right place to combat this bullshit and ITS BECAUSE HE'S TOO BUSY BEING A FUCKING COOMER TO BE BAITED SO EASILY! FUCK THIS QUESTION FUCK YOU OP FUCK ANYONE WHO HAS EVEN MENTIONED A "LION LADDER" TO ME BEFORE IRONIC OR NOT I WILL SHIT ON YOUR EYEBROWS AND WRITE LOREM IPSUM ON YOUR MOTHER'S FUPA IN THAT ORDER SO THAT EVERYONE ON EARTH WILL KNOW THAT YOU'RE A SHIT FOR BRAINS WHO WAS BORN FROM LITERAL MEANINGLESS GARBAGE I FUCKING REFUSE TO MAINTAIN THIS STATUS QUO ANY LONGER FUCK MY LIFE AND FUCK ALL OF YOU

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 04:23:28 No.48470488 Report

Quoted By: >>48470534

>>48470474
Do you really think that every time a Pokemon roars, other Pokemon run away?

Roaring and the move Roar are two completely different things. The latter is a magic attack using sound waves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 04:31:53 No.48470521 Report

Quoted By: >>48470534

>>48470456
Braindead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 04:33:59 No.48470534 Report

Quoted By:

>>48470488
you seem to forget that its 1 trillion lions roaring.
>>48470521
nice argument bro, you sure are winning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 04:36:32 No.48470548 Report

Quoted By: >>48470570 >>48470571 >>48472739

>>48470338
What if Zekrom had to face 1 trillion lions in 1 trillion Single Battles?
It doesn't have the necessary PP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 04:40:30 No.48470566 Report

Quoted By:

>>48470487
>898 lions use follow me.
PO to the KE to the BROS???

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 04:42:03 No.48470570 Report

Quoted By: >>48470592 >>48470618

>>48470548
Are you suggesting that a bunch of lions would wait patiently in line to fight alone against a larger creature? Lions are pack hunters, if they're going to fight on one side, it will be all at once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 04:42:04 No.48470571 Report

Quoted By:

>>48470548
>not Recycling your Leppa Berries

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 04:46:24 No.48470592 Report

Quoted By:

>>48470570
>lions can use magic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 04:50:31 No.48470618 Report

Quoted By: >>48470669

>>48470570
Then why does Pyroar fight you in single battles?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 04:57:36 No.48470661 Report

Quoted By:

Lions may be strong...
But can they beat 30 billion Spongebobs?
That's enough Spongebobs to beat Goku...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 04:58:13 No.48470669 Report

Quoted By:

>>48470618
>lions are pokemon

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Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 04:58:54 No.48470673 Report

Quoted By:

>lionfags say they can use pokemon abilities and moves
>but lions don't have to adhere to pokemon battle rules
do lionfags really

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 05:03:50 No.48470696 Report

Quoted By:

>>48462827
This is actually pretty cool, could be a special version of fang moves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 05:10:06 No.48470732 Report

Quoted By:

>>48462795
>This is the end, die!!"

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Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 05:37:15 No.48470868 Report

Quoted By: >>48470881

>a lion ladder isn't realisti-

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 05:39:15 No.48470881 Report

Quoted By: >>48470913

>>48470868
>Implying lions have this level of coordination, strength and intelligence

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 05:40:10 No.48470891 Report

Quoted By:

>>48470226
Try playing out that scenario of 1,000,000,000 Magikarp vs 898 Eternatus-E.
The point is that the most broken of Pokemon given any moveset will fail to KO every single one of the weakest Pokemon since they will eventually struggle.
Obviously Lions are stronger than Magikarp and not every Pokemon is Eternamax tier broken, and in fact almost half all Pokemon are not even fully evolved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 05:46:49 No.48470913 Report

Quoted By: >>48474826

>>48470881
One of every Pokémon vs One Trillion Lion's weight in Ants

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 06:17:29 No.48471017 Report

Quoted By: >>48471043

>>48462461
wouldn't the pokemon run out of pp and die due to struggle?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 06:26:02 No.48471043 Report

Quoted By: >>48472632

>>48471017
PP is not canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 11:16:31 No.48472177 Report

Quoted By:

>>48467351
Good thing pokemon aren't humans but instead wild animals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 11:19:21 No.48472184 Report

Quoted By:

any legendary can kill 1 trillion lions in 1 move

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 12:41:29 No.48472519 Report

Quoted By:

One trillion is a lot of lions. I don't think Pokemon can deal with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 12:58:21 No.48472594 Report

Quoted By:

>lionfags disappeared after getting btfo
classic lionfags

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Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 13:06:48 No.48472632 Report

Quoted By:

>>48471043
It is after a month of nofap

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 13:20:52 No.48472674 Report

Quoted By:

Can your favorite Pokémon beat a lion?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 13:35:52 No.48472739 Report

Quoted By:

>>48470548
PP doesn't exist, it's purely a game mechanic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 15:00:43 No.48473186 Report

Quoted By: >>48473212 >>48474068

>1 trillion intimidates
YUP lionbros, we won AGAIN

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 15:05:44 No.48473212 Report

Quoted By:

>>48473186
lions can't use magic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 17:16:00 No.48474022 Report

Quoted By: >>48474151

>>48462461
spread moves like surf have 75% the power against more than 1 pokemon, whether it's two, three, five, or possibly more.
combine that with the fact that there's over 300 pokemon that can learn helping hand

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 17:23:40 No.48474068 Report

Quoted By:

>>48473186
the maximum amount of stages a stat can go down in battle is 6
so there goes 999,999,999,994 useless intimidates
and get this - a lot of spread moves are special and not physical

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 17:37:50 No.48474151 Report

Quoted By: >>48474190

>>48474022
999 billion lion used helping hand to the last remaining lion > 300 pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 17:44:15 No.48474190 Report

Quoted By:

>>48474151
>300 Pokemon used Helping Hand!
>Triage Comfey used Draining Kiss!
>Lion #1000000 fainted!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 17:47:52 No.48474213 Report

Quoted By: >>48474222 >>48474231 >>48474814

Alright, so lionkeks can meme with the lion ladder and the lion sub BUT what the fuck are you going to do about Deoxys when he goes deep into space? Are you going to meme a fucking lion spaceship or some shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 17:48:47 No.48474222 Report

Quoted By: >>48474285

>>48474213
Lion ladder but taller

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 17:50:08 No.48474231 Report

Quoted By: >>48474285

>>48474213
>so scared of the 1 trillion lions it left earth and hides in space
Deoxys is a pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 17:58:38 No.48474285 Report

Quoted By: >>48474618

>>48474222
>no oxygen
>freeze to death
>will never leave earth for these reasons ALONE
sorry lionkeks
>>48474231
cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 18:35:12 No.48474618 Report

Quoted By: >>48474685 >>48474707 >>48475375

>>48474285
>he got no arguments about deoxys being a pussy so he post cope
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 18:43:03 No.48474685 Report

Quoted By: >>48474788

>>48474618
>if you're taking a position that lions can't possibly reach you're a coward
? post elo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 18:45:46 No.48474707 Report

Quoted By: >>48474752

>>48474618
Deoxys has nothing to fear because it can regenerate from any injury as long as the crystal in its chest remains intact.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 18:50:56 No.48474752 Report

Quoted By:

>>48474707
Lions could dog pile on Deoxys and break its core

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 18:55:06 No.48474788 Report

Quoted By:

>>48474685
yes, deoxys is a legendary who can put down a few million lions but what does it do?
runaway and hide in space kek

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Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 18:56:53 No.48474799 Report

Quoted By:

>type immunit-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HUMAN WITH ELECTRIC STICK SAMA... I KNEEL...! MY NEAR MAX ATTACK, 118 DEFENSE AND TYPE ADVANTAGE CAN'T HANDLE IT. OH GOD NO DON'T SEND IN THE LIONS TO FINISH ME OH GOD OH FUCK-

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 18:59:04 No.48474814 Report

Quoted By:

>>48474213
use dead lions as a makeshift rocket with the farts used for fuel

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 18:59:50 No.48474826 Report

Quoted By:

>>48470913
Now in this case the ants do win because ants aren't shit tier animals unlike Lions, and you can have like billions if not trillions of ants if you round them up to a Lion's weight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 19:29:23 No.48475015 Report

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Pokemon hit each other attacks far stronger than anything a lion can do, but they don't die or even get hurt; they just faint for a few seconds and then get right back up.

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Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 19:56:16 No.48475179 Report

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>>48462795
>point blank supercharged attack from the strongest pokemon
>put 2 children to sleep for 3 seconds
Pokebros..... the lionchads are laughing...

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Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 20:01:01 No.48475198 Report

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Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 20:02:52 No.48475204 Report

Quoted By: >>48475215 >>48475220

What if the lions are trans

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Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 20:04:31 No.48475215 Report

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>>48475204
Then priority users are fucked.

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Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 20:05:16 No.48475220 Report

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>>48475204

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Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 20:34:47 No.48475375 Report

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>>48474618
>goes to space
>shoots energy blasts like in pic related
>kills lions from space
Okay, your move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 20:51:32 No.48475503 Report

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Lions are shit
What about 1 trillion polar bears vs all pokemon

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Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 21:30:07 No.48475761 Report

Quoted By: >>48477138

We're all ignoring a common enemy we have to take down first...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 21:33:05 No.48475784 Report

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>>48469611
>shit tier animal
lions are top tier anon. hippos are just on another level

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Oct 2021 21:35:51 No.48475801 Report

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>>48463682
>So could a human bite a Ghost type?
May i suggest Lick instead?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Oct 2021 01:25:02 No.48477138 Report

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>>48475761
is this that fuckin lion nft thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Oct 2021 01:41:15 No.48477255 Report

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>>48462795
Anon, I think you are severally underestimating how much a fucking billion lions is

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