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Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 22:28:37 No.48492838 View View Reply Original Report

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>HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! PUT YOUR POKEBALLS ON THE GROUND NOW AND DON'T TRY ANYTHING FUNNY OR ELSE I'LL SHOOT!
Literally nothing you could do about this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 22:29:13 No.48492845 Report

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>Rattata used Quick Attack!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 22:30:41 No.48492857 Report

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Define.. "pokeballs" lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 22:31:11 No.48492861 Report

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>>48492838
>Team rocket wants to battle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 22:31:29 No.48492867 Report

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>throws all 6 poke balls down on the gorund, shouts out a combination of numbers and letters
>sit and watch my fully-trained team of 6 begin using a variety of learned moves, reacting to the coded messages I had trained them with
gg no re

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 22:32:25 No.48492875 Report

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>>48492838
Team Rocket has killed Pokémon. What’s stopping them from killing Trainers?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 22:32:35 No.48492876 Report

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>>48492838
I get on my knees and unzip his dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 22:37:52 No.48492917 Report

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>>48492875
More guns, following Pokemon, and clever tricks like sloppily throwing a knife with a Pokeball along with it to get a Pokemon behind them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 22:39:48 No.48492932 Report

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>>48492838
I unzip my pants and drop my balls on the floor. Your move, punk.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 22:42:54 No.48492951 Report

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>>48492838
>The Gengar that is always in my shadow teleports behind him and eats his soul

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 22:44:17 No.48492964 Report

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>>48492838
>sit Poké Balls on the ground face up, placing a specific one closest to me
>kick one towards him the second after I do while after stepping on the activation button, diving to the side as I do
>picrel pops out
>tell him to burn the mf alive
>it's a ghost that can't be hit by normal/fighting types moves so odds are the bullets will just phase through

Three endings at this point
1. He shoot at Chandelure and bullets phase through: robber is burned alive and I go about my day
2. He shoot at Chandelure and bullets don't phase through: Beat him while he's distracted and then embark on a 5-year quest to find Ho-oh and resurrect my Pokémon
3. He ignores Chandelure and shoot me: I (probably) die knowing this faggot wasted his life to be killed in the most painful way possible (i.e. burned alive)
gg ez

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 22:52:08 No.48493036 Report

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>>48492838
>I roll out 3 Voltorb which this wise guy mistakes for Pokeballs, stand back and watch the fun

Always carry at least a pair with me when going into shady areas just in case.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 22:57:00 No.48493084 Report

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>>48492838
Even if he shot me, I doubt I'd die or anything. I can't imagine guns are too terribly effective in the Pokemon universe where characters can, more or less, take Pokemon moves and live.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 23:03:20 No.48493145 Report

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>>48493084
OK, now he has a hostage and an inteleon as backup. You can't stop him now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 23:05:10 No.48493158 Report

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>>48492838
humans in the pokemon universe are literally super human compared to us
they tank magic attacks all the time
one dude got beat up by a dragonite's hyper beam but otherwise lived
guns are pretty useless

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 23:06:11 No.48493165 Report

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>>48493145
same situation

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 23:11:14 No.48493199 Report

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>>48492838
this is why we need following pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 23:11:40 No.48493203 Report

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>>48493145
Any psychic botches this plan, the robber gets mindfucked and the Inteleon has three targets to worry about.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 23:12:28 No.48493208 Report

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>oh no! You shot me!
>*sprays wound*
>so anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 23:13:29 No.48493213 Report

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>>48492838
He never said anything about trying something unfunny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 23:21:24 No.48493273 Report

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>>48493208
Max Revive works too

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 23:26:37 No.48493310 Report

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>>48493145
The hostage looks really annoyed and tells him to hurry this up, he's late for an appointment. The robber begins to lose confidence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 23:28:52 No.48493324 Report

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>>48492838
>following Pokémon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 23:29:32 No.48493326 Report

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>>48492838
Die

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 23:35:29 No.48493368 Report

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I’ve always hated there’s some weird rule about using your mons on humans. I just played through the SwSh “postgame” story, and beating Sordward/Shieldbert only for them to steal the Wishing Stars, give a villain monologue, then slowly run away while you just stand there watching was dumb.
Like, I could just have my mons stop them, but no. I get it’s a kid’s game but c’mon, my suspension of disbelief can only go so far.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 23:53:18 No.48493450 Report

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>>48493084
>universe where characters can, more or less, take Pokemon moves and live.

Stop parroting this bullshit. Humans can't survive being attacked by Pokemon, that's just cartoon logic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 23:56:43 No.48493467 Report

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>>48492875
Killing people is illegal

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 23:58:55 No.48493485 Report

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>>48493467
So is killing/poaching Pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 23 Oct 2021 00:00:49 No.48493498 Report

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>>48492838
Now in american localization.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 23 Oct 2021 00:02:31 No.48493508 Report

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>>48493498
>Bring out the water guns

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Oct 2021 00:02:57 No.48493511 Report

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>>48493498
>America
>Removing the gun instead of giving him two or a bigger gun

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Oct 2021 00:50:51 No.48493841 Report

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>>48493498
I miss hack dubs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Oct 2021 00:51:33 No.48493847 Report

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>>48493485
People don't really care about pokemon that much. Probably will receive community service or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Oct 2021 00:59:37 No.48493910 Report

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>>48492838
>nothing you could do about this.
"go ahead and shoot me then"
*walks away*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 23 Oct 2021 01:09:41 No.48493996 Report

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"Kiryu, liquify this guy's asshole."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Oct 2021 01:10:55 No.48494007 Report

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>>48492838
>Scizor used Bullet Punch

God

God Sat 23 Oct 2021 04:10:35 No.48495335 Report

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>>48492838
WWhat you said Human

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