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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 03:11:04 No.48531123 View View Reply Original Report

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ITT what do you think a typical day at Gamefreak headquarters is like?

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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 03:13:26 No.48531138 Report

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Do you think Masuda looks at pokegirl hentai?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 03:14:38 No.48531148 Report

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>>48531123
Why don't you just research it? Something about t
Da joos I'm guessing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 03:14:53 No.48531153 Report

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>>48531138
No,but ohmori does

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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 03:15:34 No.48531159 Report

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>>48531138
I wouldn't be surprised if the original character designers for the pokegirls draw hentai of them. You literally can't come up with those designs unless you're a hentai artist.

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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 03:17:41 No.48531170 Report

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>>48531138
Look at this nigga. You just know.

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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 04:36:50 No.48531672 Report

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>>48531159
Uoooohh

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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 04:46:27 No.48531723 Report

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>>48531123
Every hour on the hour they stop whatever they're doing, lay prostate on the ground wherever they happen to be at the time, and recite a prayer to Charizard.

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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 04:53:37 No.48531762 Report

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>>48531159
Ken Sugimori is obsessed with Princess Peach so if he draws hentai it's more about her than his creations

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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 04:56:37 No.48531786 Report

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>>48531138
>>48531159

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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 05:00:41 No.48531806 Report

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>>48531762
>SUPER_32X
As in, the Genesis 32X? Didn't that sell about zero units in Japan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 05:01:55 No.48531813 Report

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>>48531806
He is also into retro and obscure gaming

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 05:04:55 No.48531833 Report

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Hey senpais. Just wanted to let you know that I finally started a MISTAH MERRIKU entry for knowyourmeme. Check it out, and feel free to contribute if you want.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mistah-merriku-bugs-in-anusu-masuda-posting

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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 06:34:38 No.48532302 Report

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>>48531786
my negro ;-; <3

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 08:04:48 No.48532665 Report

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>>48531123
As you walk in the front door each morning you can hear from the basement the sound of unpaid interns screaming in pain because of Masuda forcing bugs up their anus.
At your 10am meeting there is a chalk board with ideas of which beloved feature should be removed next.
In your 10 minute unpaid lunch break you buy Masuda's turd, spray painted orange and shaped into Charizard.
At 9pm you collapse at your desk, afraid to leave in fear you'll be sent to the basement next.

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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 08:55:59 No.48532828 Report

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>>48532665
This desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 08:59:56 No.48532839 Report

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>>48531123
I imagine their office is a time capsule to 1996 and that they've always operated like a small indie studio. Ken Sugimori draws hentai while the snorlax guy eats in the background and Masuda and Ohmori brainstorm how to scam idiots. Tajiri probably plays kino retro games in his basement since he's been out of the public eye for over a decade

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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 09:06:15 No.48532866 Report

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>>48531833
Anon please don't. Normalfags are gonna ruin this meme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 09:27:36 No.48532958 Report

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>>48532665
I was sent to the basement. My boric acid suppositories have saved me from the bugs thus far, but Masuda has begun to catch on. It's only a matter of time before he shoves his gloved hand that he calls 'Aipom' elbow deep up my ass to remove it…

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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 09:43:05 No.48533015 Report

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>>48532839
What a beautiful timeline.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 10:16:12 No.48533136 Report

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>Ah, 9am and time to make new pokemon game
>how are those models and animations going, modeler-san
>Just about to start, boss [copy pastes from previous game]... and done
>phew, that is real hard work, let's go to the breka room and plan a "research trip" for what location to base the next region on
>oh I always wanted to go to Disney World!

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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 13:04:52 No.48533826 Report

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>>48533136
kek

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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 13:08:56 No.48533842 Report

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>>48531833
Fuck what this fag >>48532866 said and include links to the Mistah Merikku vocaroos anons posted during gen 8 hype season, that shit was hilarious

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 13:23:11 No.48533917 Report

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>>48532866
I don't think normalfafgs are as obsessed or as spiteful as you are, also the meme is racist by todays standards, so I don't really think is going to take off outside this place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 13:23:41 No.48533921 Report

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>>48531833
Great, it's gonna be ruined

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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 14:29:49 No.48534240 Report

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>>48533917
It won't take off (which is just as well), but KYM's community is pretty based, so they'll appreciate it.

>>48533842
First thing I included was the vocaroos (in video form) :3

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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 14:30:40 No.48534246 Report

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>>48531833
You missed the source of the “bugs in anus” part

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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 14:39:47 No.48534297 Report

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>Your first meeting of the day is in the Lavender Town room.
As you sit down and wait your other employees, the Lavender Town music beeps and boops until it drives you to want to commit sudoku. You cannot though, as this will bring much shame to the company and ruin their chairs

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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 14:40:59 No.48534302 Report

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>>48534297
Next, you have a meeting in the plant room. Its here that the bugs that will be sent to Serebii's anus are grown. Some of them crawl around on the table in front of you. Because your boss is an autistic weirdo, you cannot squash the bugs

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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 14:42:05 No.48534310 Report

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>>48534302
Your third meeting of the day is in the Cinnebar Room. It's here that you get to read through twitter threads and shitposts from players about their thoughts on the latest trailers for the games. Its quite enjoyable seeing the seethe from these retards

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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 14:42:32 No.48534313 Report

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>>48531762
kkkk

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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 14:44:01 No.48534320 Report

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>>48534310
Next, its lunch time! You get to enjoy your company Pikachu Burger and Piplup Bubble Tea with your fellow workers. Not much has gotten done today, but thats ok. We can always release more content in the form of DLC!

Screens in the back of the room have a live feed to Twitter trends so that you can continue laughing at the seethe

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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 14:45:32 No.48534328 Report

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>>48531138
They literally have enough fame and fortune to have actual girls cosplay as them and probably be very accurate.

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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 14:48:01 No.48534344 Report

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>>48534320
Boy, its been a long day of making idiots mad. But you've worked your mandatory 17 hours of work and...hmm? Its pretty dark. Everyone else must have went home for the day. But you hear a scurrying through the plants. Its Matsuda! He wants you to know that you have been working very hard, but you could do more to make the internet angry. He gives you the copy draft of the tweets Serebii will need to tweet out tomorrow and tells you to make sure you think of new ways of seething. As he walks you out you mention "What if we added the Platinum outfits to BDSP, but none of the Platinum quality of life changes?"

He chuckles and says Good Night as he closes the door behind you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 14:50:22 No.48534356 Report

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>>48534328
>AOC is 13

Extremely accurate

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 14:55:27 No.48534375 Report

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>>48531123
They work hard to come up with ideas on how to improve their product
And then they deliberately proceed to do the opposite of whatever they suggested

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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 15:07:08 No.48534426 Report

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>"MISSSTAAAAAHHHHH MERRIKUUUU,WHY ZE BAKA WHAITO FUKKIN GAIJINS ARE STIRR COMPRANING AFTERU POKETTOMON REGENDS OF ARECEUS TRAIERAH!!! YOU WIRR HAVE A ROT OF EXPRANATION TO DO!!!"
>"But.. M-masuda-dono,i-km trying m-my best to shill t-the game to these b-bunch of retards..i-its not my fa..."
>"MISTAH MERRIKU,MY PATERIENCE HAS A VERUH THIN RINE BETWEENOH YOUR ANUSU AND ZE BUGUSU IM HORDING IN MY HANDS NAO. DO SOMETHING ABOUTTOGH THEMU,OR YOURS WIR BE ROOK RIKE BROOKRIN BRIDGOH"
>"O-okey Mastah..i will shill the game even more. For me,for the company and last but not least...for you,Masuda-sama."

That's how i imagine in it

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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 15:10:22 No.48534438 Report

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>I don't think normalfafgs are as obsessed or as spiteful as you are, also the meme is racist by todays standards, so I don't really think is going to take off outside this place.

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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 16:01:02 No.48534795 Report

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>>48534438
You forgot to give me (>>48533917) that (You), fag

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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 18:04:31 No.48535575 Report

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>>48531123
"Okay, so here's Hulbury. Based on Mousehole in Cornwall, EnglandIt's a nice, quiet, cozy seaside town. What kind of music would be the best fit?"

"OOH, OOH, I KNOW! How about a really loud, unpleasant, ear-grating square dance tune that you would hear in a tacky, western-themed Chuck E. Cheese knockoff restaurant?"

"BRILLIANT!!!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 18:09:42 No.48535602 Report

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>>48531833
you are cancer

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 22:04:17 No.48537328 Report

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>>48531123
bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 22:31:51 No.48537571 Report

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ill never find the copypasta where joe gives head to masuda who then slices his head off with a katana and calls room service to clean it up

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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 22:40:21 No.48537642 Report

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>>48534246
I mention that "bugs in anusu" was added shortly afterwards, and that hyperlinks to that original post. Do you think I should show it more explicitly?

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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 22:53:32 No.48537749 Report

Quoted By: >>48542090

>>48531762
If not draw, then he probably watches it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 23:08:03 No.48537871 Report

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>>48531138
>that bra
HNNGGGGGG

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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 23:19:30 No.48537969 Report

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Due to the bugs in his anus, your Mister Merriku has transformed!

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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 23:21:30 No.48537989 Report

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>Kneels to my future husband

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 23:26:30 No.48538031 Report

Quoted By: >>48538080

>>48531123
>average employee: mr masuda, we're one of nintendo's biggest franchise and they will bend over backwards to provide us with anything we want to create a game for them. will you increase the size of our development team and allow us to bring in some outside help so we can create a truly wonderful next generation of pokemon games
>masuda: no, just make sure the main character has a cell phone.

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Anonymous Wed 27 Oct 2021 23:32:08 No.48538080 Report

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>>48538031
lel

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Anonymous Thu 28 Oct 2021 02:13:18 No.48539246 Report

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>>48531762
What does sugimori even do these days?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Oct 2021 02:56:34 No.48539500 Report

Quoted By: >>48540164

>>48539246
He still designs the main human characters, at least I think...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Oct 2021 03:04:31 No.48539553 Report

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- They go to work
- They laugh all day because Pokemon sells very nicely
- They go home

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Anonymous Thu 28 Oct 2021 03:26:16 No.48539686 Report

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>>48531123
>I walk into the office, just barely able to stifle a yawn as Masuda approaches me asking me to see him
>I wonder what he wants, we'd just finished adding the last few polygons on the Stantler and Wyrdeer models' asses yesterday
>I sit down and he glares at me from across his desk decorated with models of bug Pokemon
>"I noticed you been tweeting about how terribre Pokemon Brirriant Diamondo and Shining Pearr rook."
>"Well sir, you have to admit the artstyle looks a littl-"
>"You speak when I terr you to speak."
>"Yes, sir."
>"Now, you know that I'm directing these instarrments and have been working very hard to shirr with the herp of Mr. Merriku. I want to know why you berieve you have the right to criticize my work when you can't even design an open worrd game on system that has Breath of the Wird on it."
>"Well, sir, the team has been struggling to get our engine to run at a consistent 30 fps. Nintendo is literally upstairs, they can help us make this game not a steaming pile of sh-"
>"Our technorogy from 2013 is more than enough."
>"Sir, I get that we have a product to sell but we only have a few short months to get this done. The Stantler fans, who are all chads, are going to be incredibly disappointed in us if we don-"
>"STANTRER FANS?"
>He throws a Wurmple figure at me
>"STANTRER FANS CAN FUCK OFF! THOSE FAGGOTS HAVE BEEN HOUNDING ME FOR MONTHS BECAUSE I DIDN'T INCRUDE THEIR RITTRE DEER IN SWODO AND SHIERDO!"
>"Sir, even if we disregard them, we still don't have enough resources to build this type of game. We need time and money."
>"Ret me make this simpre for you, I need to feed my famiry AND support my bug hobby. If we don't get something out by January, someone is getting buggaru'd."
>"A-alright sir, we'll get back to work immediately."
>I'm shaking a bit as I get up and leave
>"Hmm, that cute butt makes me think that maybe I'rr buggaru you anyway."
>It's not even noon yet

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Anonymous Thu 28 Oct 2021 04:50:32 No.48540164 Report

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>>48539500
main, as in the very core cast? Cuz there's no way that nigga can design that sex beasts that are 90% of the pokegirls these days.

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Anonymous Thu 28 Oct 2021 05:10:29 No.48540256 Report

Quoted By: >>48541249 >>48541273

>>48534302
>>48534320
>Green walls
>Rooms that take advantage of plant life
>Plant life used as ornaments instead of extremely overpriced statues and shit

Unironically amazing architecture

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Anonymous Thu 28 Oct 2021 07:43:05 No.48540813 Report

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>>48534328
I have never once seen a 3DPD girl that can compare to any of the pokegirls. Is there something wrong with me, or am I justified desu?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Oct 2021 07:52:03 No.48540844 Report

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>>48539246
Masturbates furiously into Masuda's sandwiches when nobody's looking

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Oct 2021 10:05:02 No.48541249 Report

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>>48540256
Based architecture chad

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Oct 2021 10:17:24 No.48541273 Report

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>>48540256
God I fucking love green plant walls, I wish I wasn't so lazy and could actually maintain a shitload of plants

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Anonymous Thu 28 Oct 2021 10:30:17 No.48541306 Report

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>>48534302
That door...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Oct 2021 14:21:35 No.48542051 Report

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>>48531159
Im pretty sure there still that one guy at the TCG design-team who used to make H-doujins of Rockman.EXE back when he worked at Capcom
Anyone knows what am I even blabbering about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Oct 2021 14:27:44 No.48542087 Report

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>>48531123
Probably interns being beaten by a intoxicated Masuda as he screams about phones or some shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Oct 2021 14:28:11 No.48542090 Report

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>>48537749
>Oppai & DoomCow-glasses
I am recieving mixed signals Anon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Oct 2021 14:30:38 No.48542097 Report

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>>48531138
Already derailed to a worthless coom thread. You idiots just don't know how to stop

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Anonymous Thu 28 Oct 2021 15:43:32 No.48542431 Report

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Speaking of global electronic entertainment media moguls harboring degenerates - heres an obscure gayfur manga trilogy made by one of the character designers of TLoZ:Twilight Princess - featuring a twink hybrid human/wolf-centaur getting ass-fucked by beastmen...
>https://exhentai.org/g/1212559/6f9aebc5fb/
>https://exhentai.org/g/421619/4fb8eb32b8/
>https://exhentai.org/g/1212561/bf72632290/

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