Hey guys, did you know that in terms of hydraulic press and female Pokémon interaction, Jolteon is the most compatible Pokémon for hydraulic presses? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Jolteon are an average of 2”07’ tall and 54 pounds, this means they’re small enough to not be able to handle hydraulic presses, and with their subpar Base Stats for HP and access to Volt Absorb, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly animal based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that a crushed Jolteon would be incredibly dead, so deadthat you could easily continue crushing it in the hydraulic press. They can also learn the move Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get crushed by a hydraulic press. With their abilities Volt Absorb and Quick Feet, they can easily get crushed by a hydraulic press. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you use a hydraulic press, you can make your Jolteon turn crushed by a hydraulic press. Jolteon is literally built for being crushed by a hydraulic press. Subpar defense stat+subpar HP pool+Volt Absorb means it can be crushed by a hydraulic press all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
