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>>48579784
So it's not okay for me to even do so much as think about it, but it's okay for the average woman to fantasize or even, god forbid, actually go out of their way to have intercourse with a real dog or horse?

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Anonymous Tue 02 Nov 2021 14:32:53 No.48579868 Report

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>48579784
>instead of fantasizing about molesting fictional pets, go outside and molest real ones
Gross.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Nov 2021 14:35:47 No.48579882 Report

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>>48579844
Where is it ok ? You fucking retard. You only believe that to cope with the fact you will never connect with any women. You have to invent bullshit like that to justify your inadequacy to talk to them. Yes, pokefucker, you arent the problem, clearly youre disgusted by the fact women want to fuck horses, you couldnt possibly lower yourself to that level

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Anonymous Tue 02 Nov 2021 14:36:41 No.48579884 Report

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>>48579838
Hmmmmmm... mmm...
Hmmmmm...
...
Nope! :)

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Anonymous Tue 02 Nov 2021 14:51:30 No.48579972 Report

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>>48579790
>>48579791
>>48579820
>>48579825
>>48579832
>>48579884
POKEFUCKERS ETERNALLY BTFO'D

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Anonymous Tue 02 Nov 2021 14:52:30 No.48579981 Report

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i havent jacked off yet this month though

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Anonymous Tue 02 Nov 2021 14:52:47 No.48579986 Report

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>>48579972
>trannytoss

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Anonymous Tue 02 Nov 2021 14:53:52 No.48579992 Report

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>>48579811
Nope. GameFreak makes it pretty clear that a docile Pokémon is pretty much your fantasy pet dog.

And before the idiot who keeps brining up the whole ball part see these two videos.

https://youtu.be/UJmj3WsZkJI [Open]
This is how people play fetch with actual dogs
https://youtu.be/4yxRs-7ffz0 [Open]

Just to show that the ball game in camp is modeled exactly as the real pet game and also the Pokémon behavior is pretty damn close to that of real dogs. Which to me is a deliberate choice especially when you consider how they have you interact with the Pokémon in the games.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Nov 2021 14:54:36 No.48579995 Report

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theres the first "if you play with a play you're an animal" of the thread, heres to many more

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Anonymous Tue 02 Nov 2021 14:59:24 No.48580024 Report

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>>48579826
Now use the most recent version of Oak's opening speech, which for all intents and purposes is the only version we should refer to until it's updated once again for another Kanto remake/revisit.
Pokemon are neither fully intelligent creatures nor dopey pets, they're FANTASY CREATURES that can suit either spectrum AS THE WRITERS NEED THEM TO BE AT ANY GIVEN TIME.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Nov 2021 15:29:29 No.48580148 Report

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>>48579784
Once I am done with making you glow neon-green at night, you will beg to have your teeth and hair back even Giratina herself.
Have fun being such a smug asshole while you still can - its not long before your whole body is gonna dissolve from within, soon after my nice 'fuel rod' will make sure that your heart literally melts away from its warmth

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Anonymous Tue 02 Nov 2021 15:34:18 No.48580175 Report

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>>48579972
I don't get it
What's a nut?

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Anonymous Tue 02 Nov 2021 15:35:40 No.48580185 Report

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>>48579784
REMINDER:
Don't post in ice schizo thread, post in the opinion on pokephilia thread.

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