I have done years of research. Shed countless gallons of blood, sweat, and tears. Spent endless nights not being able to sleep due to overworking myself. I have presented my findings to my peers, had my articles published in scholastic journals, and won a Nobel prize for my work. My dissertation was considered groundbreaking in the field of pokegirl research and is now regarded as gospel by my fellow professors. Throughout my years of laboring, I discovered but one ultimate truth. Blossom is actually best girl.