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Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 04:17:19 No.48778276 View View Reply Original Report

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Tell me about absol.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 04:21:57 No.48778306 Report

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A lot of loyalty for a hired gun!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 04:22:25 No.48778310 Report

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>>48778276
Absol is pretty cool, but God do I hate its Mega.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 06:00:12 No.48779084 Report

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She's a slut

Kain the StringShot

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Kain the StringShot Sat 20 Nov 2021 11:34:28 No.48780817 Report

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Her disastrous beefsteak is right up next on today's menu...
I give up, she's all yours - I hate myself for ever doing this

ItCantBeHelped

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ItCantBeHelped Sat 20 Nov 2021 12:41:59 No.48781148 Report

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Janny please, you wont save my damned soul this way...
What HAS to be done just NEEDS to be done

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 12:50:56 No.48781186 Report

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>>48778276
Always thought it was cool but never used it. Might use one in BDSP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 12:55:54 No.48781218 Report

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>>48778276
Really liked him when I first saw them in Ruby but I don't think I've ever actually used one.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 15:45:26 No.48782416 Report

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>>48778276
Ive heard that their milk is quite tasty and high in nutritional value, especially the more condensed variety that comes the 'single-uddered' ones...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 15:51:57 No.48782468 Report

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>>48781148

>What HAS to be done just NEEDS to be done

Is exactly what will be said to Absol during its horn and sheath circumcision.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 16:01:44 No.48782548 Report

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>>48782468
But thats a girl tho - notice the stained groin...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 16:04:23 No.48782567 Report

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>>48782548

Stained groin? Those all look the same when you trim their ability to commit sin down to size.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 16:48:36 No.48782885 Report

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>>48782567
I asked about this in the c00mThread recently, but your Commie beak had went silent quite suddenly...
Why do you like your meat Dark the most? Is the essence of pure evilness imbued in every single deceptively lean morsel of it really that tasty?
How come is it so weird that I can tell so easily it was you back then >>47874122 with those tempting platitudes of ascention? Did you seriously wanted to woo me over into becoming a soulless servant of Darkrai with mere compliment just like that?
Dont try it with me you Galarian, and also you are too late - Chandelure was here first - She is in a better place now...
I dont care what will you do with her lifeless body now - although she's still warm for some strange reason...

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Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 17:09:32 No.48783031 Report

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>>48782885

I only like Dark type ferals specifically. Their sleek bodies and seething hatred-filled eyes speak of refined power that *anyone* would want to make their own. I speak of circumcision both seriously and as a jest, but what these shortfurs really deserve after realizing even tearing their own throat out won't save them from me is mutilation -- both waste and reproductive sockets merged into a single magnificent bird cloaca. Physically compatible only with me and with each other, rendered unto (un)holy monsters outside the cycle.

Darkrai? No, anon. I'm the one who mindbroke you with a single casually tossed out platitude that you link over and over -and over- again. I'll tear your soul out of its diseased mortal coil and stroke it just the right way with love and anguish alike for eons until it develops and swells outwards like a pair of underage breasts into a monster just like this; a manifestation of your multi-thread funposting that will scream our shared will into the howling winter wastes for eternity.

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Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 17:39:04 No.48783254 Report

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>>48783031
>LuxrayFags will never recieve any just punishment for their disgusting diaperfaggorty...
How can you be such a dick if you even dont have one yourself? I never asked for this - I just wanted some DoomCow cheese and Kefir, that crazy shit about milking cockless DeathBulls was also definetely all just a part of your twisted verbosity now that can make sense of this whole situation...
You dont really leave me a choice, this isnt fun anymore,,,
Coming back here just to meet some~THING (I refuse to grace your form with any personhood) like THIS is worse than every single insult I have endured until now...
I would honestly gouge my own eyes out just to stop looking at your disgusting pressence, but I know it doesnt work that way, what was seen cannot be unseen afterall...
SEE YOU AT THE DISTORTION REALM!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 17:42:08 No.48783267 Report

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>>48783254

You shouldn't have called me out specifically then, anon. If you had only asked about the taste of dark meat I would have obliged you just as lovingly.

>this isnt fun anymore

You'll be back and so will I.

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Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 17:46:51 No.48783299 Report

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>>48783254
You aight bro?

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Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 18:02:50 No.48783411 Report

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>>48783299
NO IM NOT OKAY!!!
I WILL NEVER BE OK!
If you don't know why - let's just say that I envy your innocence right now...

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Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 18:48:42 No.48783784 Report

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>>48779084
>>48778276
>MFW those based Japs literally made the Whore-Madonna Complex into a beastiality doujin...

>>48783031
>I only like Dark type ferals specifically. Their sleek bodies and seething hatred-filled eyes speak of refined power that *anyone* would want to make their own
What about dem CatFox slushies tho?
And also - SEQUEL WHEN?
8^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 19:27:39 No.48784153 Report

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>>48778276
The best pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 20:05:59 No.48784671 Report

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>>48778276
more like abSOUL

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