>>48918778STOP POSTING ABOUT POKEPHILIA, I’M TIRED OF SEEING IT
MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME GARDEVOIRS
ON DISCORD ITS ALL FUCKING BRAXIEN
I WAS IN A SERVER RIGHT? AND ALL OF THE CHANNELS WERE JUST LOPUNNY STUFF
I SHOWED MY EEVEE A WATER STONE AND I EVOLVED IT AND I SAID
”HEY BABE, DID YOU KNOW THAT IN TERMS OF MALE HUMAN AND FEMALE POKÉMON BREEDING, VAPOREON IS THE MOST COMPATIBLE POKÉMON FOR HUMANS?“ HAHAHA
DING DING DING, DING, DINGDING
I FUCKING LOOKED AT A LUCARIO AND SAID, “THATS A CUTE BUSSY”
I LOOKED AT MY PENIS AND I THINK ABOUT POKEMON AND I GO “PENIS? MORE LIKE POKE-NIS!”
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