>>48983379Cascoon's my boy
Cascoon's my bro
He bringes me joy
Cascoons before hoes
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I HEARD SOMEONE TALK SHIT ABOUT MY BRO
AND ALL I COULD THINK WAS OH N-N-NO
WHY YOU GOTTA HATE MY BOY
WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO ONIONS
HE'S JUST A CUTE LITTLE COCOON AHOY
Of course I'm seething through my tears
Cascoon hate is my greatest fear
I go on /vp/ to have some fun
only to see a fucking cunt
insulting my boy
hating on my bro
and I think, no, I know
He's here because of Pokemon Go
Cascoon is my favorite mon
It's a shame that he's now gone
SwSh doesn't have him, that is lame
I will never buy another pokemon game
IN A WAY I'M GLAD HE'S NOT FAMOUS
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT HIM TO BE ANOTHER BUG UP THE ANUS
BUT CASCOON DESERVES BETTER CUZ HE'S NOT BAD
THE HATE HE GETS MAKES ME REALLY SAD
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It's July 14th, the anniversary of /vp/
Love for Pokemon as far as the eye can see
But none for Cascoon, my one true homie
and I start to think that he might be lonely
I grab my 3DS and Pokemon Moon
Go to the box labelled "Cascoon"
To these pokemon, I'm not immune
With them I'll spend my afternoon
Open up Pokemon amie
and my bro is smiling at me
maxed out happiness
I know that he thinks I'm the best
and I think he's the best
we're all the best
I fap to futa cascoon with big breasts
Cascoon is my favorite mon
It's a shame that he's now gone
SwSh doesn't have him, and it's a shame
I will never buy another pokemon game
Every day I catch another Cascoon
Filling up my boxes way too soon
Can't catch another Pokemon not even Gloom
STANDING AT 2 FEET TALL
JUST LIKE MY DICK
MY CASCOON GETS BITCHES
BOTH THIN AND THICK
2 feet tall, not talking about height
Cascoon is here and he's ready to fight
String shot!
You're covered in cum!
Bug Bite!
You look so dumb!
Harden!
Cascoon's got the cock
Naysayers BTFO
My bromon fucking rocks
