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Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 02:08:40 No.49035760 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>49035949 >>49038028 >>49038070 >>49038075 >>49039001 >>49039510

Reminder that Christmas is actually Absol day (359th day of the year)
remember what's truly important as the day comes (it's him)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 02:11:13 No.49035779 Report

Quoted By: >>49035785 >>49038006

lets get this disaster (FITTING) of a thread started
>him

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 02:11:39 No.49035782 Report

Quoted By: >>49038025

can't wait to recieve my red rocket on absol day

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 02:12:14 No.49035785 Report

Quoted By: >>49038006

>>49035779
Absol is m..a..l..-e on..l..y

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 02:34:31 No.49035939 Report

Quoted By: >>49040155

Makes sense since she's a gift

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 02:35:43 No.49035949 Report

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>>49035760
my first pokewaifu, still love this emo faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 02:56:48 No.49036085 Report

Quoted By: >>49036352 >>49038006

>you will never fuck a female absol while a male absol fucks you

I long for death

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 03:40:46 No.49036352 Report

Quoted By: >>49036490 >>49037081 >>49038006

>>49036085
This but two males

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 04:00:18 No.49036490 Report

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>>49036352
unfathomably based

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 04:06:33 No.49036532 Report

Quoted By: >>49037818 >>49040647

She's not the disaster pokemon, she's the SLUT pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 05:39:21 No.49037081 Report

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>>49036352
thats pretty hot I could give the front one a reach around

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 08:44:21 No.49037818 Report

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>>49036532
hot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 09:40:50 No.49038006 Report

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>>49036352
>>49036085
>>49035785
>>49035779
>50/50 split
Theres enough abominable hybrid man-faced beasts for everyone to be happy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 09:51:33 No.49038025 Report

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>>49035782
I honestly wish that I was still able to not be bothered by this sort of mentality...
DangerSickle is not a dog, such a shame that even the Japs have fallen for this misconception so easily...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 09:52:21 No.49038028 Report

Quoted By: >>49038076

>>49035760
And what 367th pokemon would do?
That's why I don't like your idea of giving pokemon a day based on dex number.

Unless you fit several pokemon in one day, in which case Christmas would be Absol and Decidueye day (359 and 724)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 10:02:43 No.49038058 Report

Quoted By: >>49038275

C%mshittery aside, how does an Absol's other ear would look like up-close?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 10:06:03 No.49038070 Report

Quoted By: >>49038178

>>49035760
Reminder that you are a mentally ill schizo and that you should take your meds

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 10:07:18 No.49038075 Report

Quoted By: >>49038086 >>49038087 >>49038188

>>49035760
>359
Are you daft? There’s only 356 in a year, you’re talking about 3rd January here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 10:07:23 No.49038076 Report

Quoted By:

>>49038028
Christmas is just Delibird day......

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 10:08:37 No.49038086 Report

Quoted By:

>>49038075
Uhm, 365.25 ? Actual Retards ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 10:08:45 No.49038087 Report

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>>49038075
Here's your (you), dear retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 10:18:01 No.49038116 Report

Quoted By: >>49038188 >>49038594

>49038075
>these people drive cars
>these people are allowed to handle money
>these people vote

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 10:49:36 No.49038178 Report

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>>49038070
you are correct, but for a wrong reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 10:55:11 No.49038188 Report

Quoted By: >>49038193 >>49039008

>>49038116
>>49038075
This reminds me of that one time a lesser burger chain tried introducing an "1/3 pounder" hamburger to compete with McDonald's, olny to be baffled by genuine retards misunderstanding how fractions work...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 10:57:09 No.49038193 Report

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>>49038188
Mmm... A Thirderpounder...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 11:23:24 No.49038275 Report

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>>49038058
>Spoiler
...same artist by any chance?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 12:27:30 No.49038481 Report

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I already thin about him everyday

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 12:29:43 No.49038487 Report

Quoted By: >>49038856

I already think about him everyday

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 12:29:46 No.49038488 Report

Quoted By: >>49038496

Me on the right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 12:34:49 No.49038496 Report

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>>49038488
Imagine the buttsex Umbreon's gonna receive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 12:59:56 No.49038594 Report

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>>49038116
nobody should be allowed to vote or drive anyway. both of those things are shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 14:05:45 No.49038856 Report

Quoted By: >>49038858

>>49038487
...Thorny gal again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 14:07:00 No.49038858 Report

Quoted By: >>49039469

>>49038856
>dog face
uh oh

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 14:43:11 No.49039001 Report

Quoted By:

>>49035760
Based furfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 14:44:26 No.49039008 Report

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>>49038188
There should be a burger ad mocking stupid people.

>"You have the quarter pound, you had the 3rd pound, now get the HALF POUND!"
>"HALF OF A POUND! (Big pound!)"
>"Twice the meal! (Two meals!)"
>"It's more beef! (Do the math!)"
>"Get your half pound in [insert fast food here], and do the math, dumbass!"

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Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 16:07:55 No.49039469 Report

Quoted By: >>49039496 >>49039509

>>49038858
Its okay honestly, I think theres no need to be upset this much about petty details in exchange for good stuff being made , and Im the guy malding about the practice of putting a generic dogenis in place of the CataclysmCat-Goats 'special equipment slot'

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 16:13:17 No.49039496 Report

Quoted By: >>49039541

>>49039469

Source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 16:15:30 No.49039509 Report

Quoted By: >>49039541

>>49039469
>No update for almost 2 years, if not longer
Another one bites the dirt :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 16:15:49 No.49039510 Report

Quoted By: >>49039541 >>49039611

>>49035760
Honestly a great design from a non furfag perspective. Another reason why gen 3 is the best one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 16:22:53 No.49039541 Report

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>>49039496
Its a cancelled comic from Shebeast - theres not a lot to find on Esix most unfortunately:
>...pools/17653

>>49039509
Yes, real damn shame...

>>49039510
If only the forced remakes had never made me resent this series forever since

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Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 16:36:38 No.49039611 Report

Quoted By: >>49039666

>>49039510
For me its the goddamn *Ouw~OH~roh!* It does in Amie/Refresh when petted...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 16:48:18 No.49039666 Report

Quoted By: >>49040521

>>49039611
>TFW its call is indeed a literal 'OWO~!'
What the fuck did they meant by this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 18:08:04 No.49040155 Report

Quoted By:

>>49035939
based Absol enjoyer

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 19:11:57 No.49040521 Report

Quoted By: >>49040667

>>49039666
She noticed your bulgie-wulgie UwU

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 19:34:31 No.49040647 Report

Quoted By: >>49040691

>>49036532
source? idk if it's made by that one artist.

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Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 19:37:48 No.49040667 Report

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>>49040521
>She
I'd preffer one with a hautingly vulgar footlong hybrid ramrod, but a DoomCow is fine too...

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Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 19:43:33 No.49040691 Report

Quoted By: >>49040880

>>49040647
>that one artist
Nezumin?

BTW here, catch!
>I dont have the RotT Enforcer pic anymore...

https://hitomi.la/doujinshi/abuman-hitotsu-kudasai!-%7C-gimme-an-absopussy!-english-964958.html

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 20:13:08 No.49040880 Report

Quoted By: >>49041485

>>49040691
thanks fren

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Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 21:27:14 No.49041485 Report

Quoted By: >>49042247

>>49040880
Please learn to Nyafuu so that I won't need to spoonfeed you all the time frendo...

>TFW this jizz-hungry faget is back, and unironically sucks the BLM GoogleCocks
...Ill need to make a Tw@er account finally, do I?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Dec 2021 23:24:45 No.49042247 Report

Quoted By: >>49043003

>>49041485
>Oddmond
Memories of his cum-snorkeling escapades have returned to me suddenly, after many years of laying dormant

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Dec 2021 01:20:35 No.49043003 Report

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>>49042247
>Cum-snorkeling
WHAT???

StoryTime

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