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Anonymous Thu 06 Jan 2022 20:38:13 No.49187959 View View Reply Original Report

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Who's that pokémon always leading your team of 6 ?

Post it and we will set you free anon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jan 2022 20:40:08 No.49187984 Report

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"IT CHANGES DEPENDING ON THE GAME I'M PLAYING" I scream at the top of my lunges, ripping away the grip of my captors with my huge muscles as I then proceed to jump out the nearest window despite being inside a 20 story building.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jan 2022 20:43:27 No.49188030 Report

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Sandslash, gyarados, and gardevoir are on 90% of my teams at this point just because I like them. One is metal as fuck and cute, ones a raid boss, and one makes my dick hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jan 2022 20:49:34 No.49188080 Report

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Who's getting the leg?

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Anonymous Thu 06 Jan 2022 20:50:38 No.49188087 Report

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>>49187959
Lol none of you win.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jan 2022 20:53:23 No.49188114 Report

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>>49187959
>stealth NOMfag thread...
Still better than yet another loli-waifu paedo thread I guess?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Jan 2022 20:53:32 No.49188117 Report

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>>49188087
Literally hard counters all 5 of them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Jan 2022 21:04:44 No.49188204 Report

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>>49188080
They are taking care of your lower body! Now, Onyx use bind!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jan 2022 21:11:24 No.49188254 Report

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>>49187959
Aerodactyl as suicide lead / taunt and SR setter

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Jan 2022 21:17:58 No.49188305 Report

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These two do. They are always named Captain and Mother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jan 2022 21:41:03 No.49188510 Report

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>>49188305
Captain like Captain Harlock, right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Jan 2022 21:46:14 No.49188552 Report

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>>49187959
It really depends on how many TTars I'm running but sometimes it's Sandaconda or Corviknight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jan 2022 21:50:41 No.49188601 Report

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>>49187959
there are at least 9 dicks hidden in this image

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jan 2022 21:51:16 No.49188608 Report

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>>49188601
And they're all up your ass, while you cry that you aren't gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jan 2022 22:03:09 No.49188720 Report

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>>49187959
Whoever I'm training at the time, or whoever has good type coverage. Frequently Lucario in Diamond.
"Set you free" isn't some snake codeword for eating and digesting me, is it?

>>49188114
Even if it was explicitly so, I'd rather have one thread for horny snakeposters than one thread each for every single female human in the series.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Jan 2022 22:06:21 No.49188751 Report

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>>49188030
I think I check this before and Magikarp/Gyarados is the only pokemon available in every game without trading/events/hacking. not even Zubat or Pikachu was able to say that.

and being that its one of my top 3 favorites Its literally always on my team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jan 2022 22:11:29 No.49188795 Report

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>>49188608

Might as well keep crying for the next few months 'til you find out the hard way which one of them is the most fertile of the bunch. Serperior will probably be the one slithering back around to pick up his eggs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jan 2022 22:14:56 No.49188821 Report

Quoted By: >>49188842

>>49188795
>Serperior is so fertile he can fuck a human in the ass and still get them gravid
...hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jan 2022 22:15:22 No.49188825 Report

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>>49188608
There's no balls to touch so its not gay at all

>>49188795
>mPreg
Fuck no I'd preffer the 'noms'

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jan 2022 22:17:39 No.49188842 Report

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>>49188821

Grass types can be something else. Ever heard that if you swallow watermelon seeds one will grow inside you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Jan 2022 22:22:46 No.49188879 Report

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>>49188825
>Fuck no I'd preffer the 'noms'
>Serperior fucks you and then asks if you'd rather carry his eggs or fill his belly
Stop it Anon, I can only get so erect.

>>49188842
Honestly don't know how or why that urban legend got started. Most non-weeds throw a fit and die if their soil pH is a little bit off; stomach acid is no joke. As Serperior may be about to show you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jan 2022 22:25:55 No.49188901 Report

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>>49188879

Why not both? You were a good incubator for his sons and daughters, and now you're going to get to be a good meal for him and them alike. A final act of service for your misbegotten egg-spawn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jan 2022 22:26:58 No.49188913 Report

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>>49187959
All male, right? ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jan 2022 22:30:21 No.49188946 Report

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>>49188879
>gravid
Great thanks for expanding my vocabulary dear Anon, I might mąkę a proper greentext someday this year hopefully...
>>49188879
>...fug...
Well what are you gonna do, pop a THIRD BONER?
This might have probably work if Hydreigon had an affair with your mom, dear green BananaBoi...

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Anonymous Thu 06 Jan 2022 22:40:59 No.49189050 Report

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>>49188901
>a good meal for him and them alike
Bleh, hard vore a shit. Besides, the kids' first meals will clearly be the shouldermons we asked about last thread.

>>49188946
It's a useful term, yes. Good luck on that green! I'm not actually into ovi, I just like putting willing humans in bliss and unwilling humans in peril.
>Well what are you gonna do, pop a THIRD BONER?
>

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jan 2022 22:54:23 No.49189172 Report

Quoted By: >>49189268 >>49189982

>>49189050

You should accept hard vore as a good alternative to the idealism you prefer to write about. Rejecting it entirely is akin to rejecting the notion of a cold shower; it's brutal, but it has its uses and if you think you're going to be better than it for the rest of your entire life you're both young and wrong.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Jan 2022 23:05:26 No.49189268 Report

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>>49189172
It's an alternative, sure, and I'm confident I could write it if given good reason, but it's just not something I'm into. And it's not like I'll suddenly run out of soft vore to think about; I've never had a fantasy stop working for me yet. Hell, I'm still into unbirth when after learning I can't stand the taste of pussy IRL

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jan 2022 23:09:42 No.49189295 Report

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>>49187959
Gyarados. That boii is just too good to not be used.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Jan 2022 23:34:18 No.49189497 Report

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>>49187959
It's Milotic, my beautiful noodlewife!

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Max Eisenhardt Fri 07 Jan 2022 00:42:21 No.49189982 Report

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>>49187959
Trick question OP, my team is nearly-all randomly generated on Showdown - fuck ever bothering to even illegally download those shitty games wholly undeseving the hype and absurd profits they get every time GF shits them out to the mindless public...
And the only exception to this honestly is this literally bad boy here - please say hello to Lionel, for he is my dearest dark angel - yes I have went there, because I severely lack imagination ;-\
...Such subtile violence...

>>49189172
Ahh, there you are Aniki - yes please forgive me to spoil your fun again - you know just what an irredeemable sucker for making myself miserable I truly am...

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Anonymous Fri 07 Jan 2022 00:50:01 No.49190031 Report

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>>49187959
Every game I can use it in

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Anonymous Fri 07 Jan 2022 01:10:23 No.49190178 Report

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Usually one of these guys. Their usually very bulky and/or fast, and their typings more often than not, make setting up revenge kills really easy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jan 2022 01:13:34 No.49190203 Report

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>>49188030
is it the same one that you transfer or different ones every game?

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