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Think of any Pokémon

Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 20:23:58 No.49264677 View View Reply Original Report

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It could be any Pokémon of your choosing. Got it? Good. HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WHERE DID THESE 100 LIONS COME FROM? CAN YOUR CHOSEN POKÉMON SAVE YOU?

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 20:26:18 No.49264702 Report

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>>49264677
Literally any fire type has it in the bag

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 20:26:39 No.49264707 Report

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>>49264677
>Aggron
Maybe?

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 20:27:08 No.49264714 Report

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>>49264677
I'm fucking fine. Those 100 lions ain't got shit on THIS lion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 20:27:52 No.49264718 Report

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>>49264677
>Kyurem
The lions all insta-freeze to death

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 20:29:04 No.49264732 Report

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Of course it can, going to outrage and draco meteor the entire savannah

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 20:29:27 No.49264737 Report

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>Pidgey
It uses fly and we leave

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 20:30:55 No.49264750 Report

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>>49264718
So it used Blizzard?
>70% Accuracy
>10% freeze chance
Congrats, you froze 7 whole lions. 63 are also injured and/or dead. There are still 30+ lions all coming for your ripe little boipussy.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 20:31:53 No.49264756 Report

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>>49264677
That's a fun way to make a thread, well done OP.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 20:32:05 No.49264758 Report

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>>49264677
Piplup is dead oh no :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 20:32:35 No.49264762 Report

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>>49264750
That isn't how probabilty works, and if your logic is game-mechanic based only one lion can attack at a time making the entire scenario laughable

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 20:33:24 No.49264770 Report

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>>49264677
Bruh
lions are extinct species now.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 20:36:50 No.49264787 Report

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>>49264762
>That isn't how probabilty works
No, it isn't. But that's the closest approximation we can reach without calculating each lion individually. There are ROUGHLY 30 lions coming for your ass.
>only one lion can attack at a time making the entire scenario laughable
It's clearly a horde battle.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 20:37:36 No.49264793 Report

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>>49264762
What if it's double battles and blizzard misses even once during one of the 50 battles kek

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 20:38:18 No.49264800 Report

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>>49264677
Those faggots are gonna wish they were never born.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 20:42:49 No.49264839 Report

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>>49264677
We just fly away

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 20:44:48 No.49264861 Report

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>>49264787
>that's the closest approximation we can reach without calculating each lion individually
Its retarded. You can have up to 5 lions bound to the game's rules (types, turns, accuracy, hp, etc) or you can abide by lore in which case all lions are terminated.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 20:48:35 No.49264894 Report

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>>49264677
I mean, even humans in pokemon are more than enough to deal with stuff like Lions

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 20:50:44 No.49264914 Report

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>>49264677
lol get fucked stupid ass lions

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 20:51:53 No.49264930 Report

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>>49264914
>5'7" manlet lizard who shits and cries at the sight of a single rock
The only one getting fucked here is you. Enjoy all those barbed lion penises tearing your ass apart.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 20:53:29 No.49264946 Report

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>>49264930
Lions can't throw rocks, they're fucking BBQ m8

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 20:55:47 No.49264966 Report

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>>49264946
You're crazy if you think Charizard is fast enough to torch 100 lions before one of them mauls you and fills your twitching corpse with salty lion juice.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 20:56:17 No.49264969 Report

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>>49264930
>Enjoy all those barbed lion penises tearing your ass apart.
Sounded kinda specific

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 21:07:52 No.49265082 Report

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>>49264969
You've clearly never been gangraped by lions.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 23:04:06 No.49266127 Report

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Bump

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 23:13:47 No.49266210 Report

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If Dynamax was allowed, i could have two Lion Cannons to yeet the big (Small for a Dynamaxed Rhyperior's point of view) kitties over yonder.
Not a big prob tho, Rhyperior can still wreck them easily without taking any damage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Jan 2022 00:34:34 No.49266917 Report

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>>49265082
What does it feel like?

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