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Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 08:18:13 No.49475283 View View Reply Original Report

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I swear to fucking god it's impossible to catch a female eevee. Not even any of the eeveelutions I've caught in distortion fields have been female.

Why is GameFreak so gay?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 08:23:03 No.49475304 Report

Quoted By: >>49475679 >>49482149 >>49487492 >>49487885

>>49475283
They're canine-like and they're made to fuck white women, not get fucked by men. They are cute to appeal to women and lure them in.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 09:37:06 No.49475679 Report

Quoted By: >>49487890

>>49475304
>and they're made to fuck white women, not get fucked by men
t. never got his cock milked of cream by a cookie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 09:42:55 No.49475712 Report

Quoted By: >>49477523 >>49479431

>>49475283
OH MY GOSH!!! Why does that Glaceon have such a bootylicious patootie!?!?! >u<

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 09:45:05 No.49475722 Report

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>>49475283
11% chance anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 09:56:04 No.49475778 Report

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streaming pla if anyone interested https://www.twitch.tv/kannalo

>>49475283
first eevee i got was an alpha female kek, all others since have been male though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 10:07:09 No.49475828 Report

Quoted By: >>49477937

>>49475283
get a male eevee and evolve it to a sylveon
Pokemon with the cute charm ability (at least in USUM) make the opposite gender more likely to appear

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 10:51:42 No.49475990 Report

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>>49475283
Just accept your fat-bottom male Glaceon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 10:52:53 No.49475995 Report

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>>49475283
>You will never mating press Glaceon's tight frosty pussy.
WHY LIVE?!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 10:52:55 No.49475996 Report

Quoted By: >>49476550

To stop dog fucked like you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 12:50:52 No.49476550 Report

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>>49475996
95% of the dogfuckers on this board are gay or """bi"""

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 14:30:24 No.49477203 Report

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>>49476550
>"'Bi"'
explain please - I'd fuck both to be perfectly honest, but cannot imagine myself get butt-noosed by the meaty yarnball, unless I would've been a girl - I hate how not only they can get away with such degeneracy but also profit from it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 14:31:42 No.49477210 Report

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>>49475283
Probably another lame attempt at "balancing", same as with starters.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 14:34:46 No.49477226 Report

Quoted By: >>49479904

>Not wanting to get fit and wrestle in the lockerroom with his eeveelutions

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 14:35:14 No.49477230 Report

Quoted By: >>49478233 >>49479387

once again, men prove that they’re the ones who actually want to fuck dogs and are plain projecting

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 15:29:07 No.49477523 Report

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>>49475712
>that glaceon
All of them do
>>49476550
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 16:31:00 No.49477937 Report

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>>49475828
Not only is that complete heresy, but PLA doesn't have abilities remember?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 16:34:07 No.49477961 Report

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>>49475283
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÃNAL SEX WITH DOGS SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 16:35:50 No.49477983 Report

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>>49475283
Fat butt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 17:08:06 No.49478233 Report

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>>49477230
I want to mate with an intelligent fictional creature.
You want to mate with a pitbull.
We are not the same.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 19:26:40 No.49479387 Report

Quoted By: >>49479411

>>49477230
>implying
Do I really need to provide the numbers of total dogfucking vids splity by gender from LuxureTV?
JK go find another sicko to do this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 19:28:53 No.49479411 Report

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>>49479387
Fuck, I must have sent gallons of sperm down the drain to this pic/set...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 19:30:41 No.49479431 Report

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>>49475712

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 19:34:27 No.49479468 Report

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>>49475283
Why is this still up? When I do it I get banned

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 19:34:45 No.49479472 Report

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>>49479431
I'd slap back

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 19:45:21 No.49479544 Report

Quoted By: >>49479665

Yep, it truly is a pain to find female eevees and eeveelutions

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 19:46:53 No.49479561 Report

Quoted By: >>49479633

Only female jolteon exist.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 19:55:15 No.49479633 Report

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>>49479561
>disliking the elusive black missile
NGMI

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 19:59:28 No.49479665 Report

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>>49479544
nvm just got one in a time distortion, finally I can enjoy the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 20:10:02 No.49479774 Report

Quoted By: >>49479819

>>49475283
Eevees have stopped spawning at that spot right beside the first camp in the game and I've not gotten a single female, it's over

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 20:13:36 No.49479814 Report

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can you not BREED pokemon in this game?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 20:13:50 No.49479819 Report

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>>49479774
play the game until you unlock time distortion zones, they appear frequently in those

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 20:23:16 No.49479904 Report

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>>49477226
Thanks for reminding me to go to the gym today.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 22:15:36 No.49481066 Report

Quoted By: >>49481329 >>49481626

Eevee sex ratio should be 50% male 50% female

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 22:42:45 No.49481329 Report

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>>49481066
99% male
1% f*male

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 22:47:21 No.49481372 Report

Quoted By: >>49481897

>>49475283
You just gotta search harder. I managed to get two female Eevees from distortions.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 23:13:42 No.49481626 Report

Quoted By: >>49481745

>>49481066
Eevee sex ratio should be 100%

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 23:19:11 No.49481689 Report

Quoted By: >>49481715 >>49482575

I don't understand, why does the eevee you have in the game need to be female? You can just look at female Glaceon in porn anyway, its not like the one in the game is going to bend you over and knot you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 23:20:56 No.49481715 Report

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>>49481689
When he puts down his switch and jacks off to the dog farting on him, he wants to make sure he isn't gay of course.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 23:23:51 No.49481745 Report

Quoted By: >>49481956 >>49482178

>>49481626
>Neve's inspiration to make smut
I still cant believe that fuckers is barely 21 - I want to die with his every upload ever since I learned of it last year. . .

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 23:38:10 No.49481897 Report

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>>49481372
these fucking distortions take fucking eons to spawn holy shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jan 2022 23:44:23 No.49481956 Report

Quoted By: >>49483953

>>49481745
Jesus fucking christ.
I really am never going to make it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jan 2022 00:01:34 No.49482149 Report

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>>49475304
Female eevee are not that hard to get from the first area of the game
The only hard part is finding a decent nature for them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jan 2022 00:04:55 No.49482178 Report

Quoted By: >>49483927

>>49481745
>Neve
who

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jan 2022 01:01:36 No.49482575 Report

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>>49481689
Spoken like a true cuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jan 2022 03:19:07 No.49483927 Report

Quoted By: >>49484211 >>49484675

>>49482178
You never seen *THAT* Glacia ssbu stage he made?
I am jelly of zoomies who DGaF and simply do degenerate shit that they like, and I only pretend to hate him because he's one of those chucklefucks who put dog dicks on Luxray (same deal with Utopianvee, but at least he's 22 since November now - did I ever mention how its the only reason why I hate Twitter?), as if I should have any rights to complain. . .

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jan 2022 03:20:14 No.49483939 Report

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>>49475283
It's like a 1 in 9 chance of being female. Just keep trying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jan 2022 03:20:59 No.49483953 Report

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>>49481956
>I really am never going to make it…
Why do you say so dear Anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jan 2022 03:45:37 No.49484211 Report

Quoted By: >>49484493

>>49483927
I still don't know what you're talking about
>ssbu stage
So he's some person who makes lewd smash bros stages? What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jan 2022 04:02:37 No.49484361 Report

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https://discord.gg/vmtg4c72

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jan 2022 04:06:09 No.49484395 Report

Quoted By: >>49484444

>>49475283
Where do you find alpha eevees, I NEED to take a glaceon’s Icy Wind

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jan 2022 04:10:33 No.49484444 Report

Quoted By: >>49484643

>>49484395
Here, mate.
https://youtu.be/EC6-wXW6qX4

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jan 2022 04:15:02 No.49484493 Report

Quoted By: >>49485392 >>49486845

>>49484211
>obvious tourist is obvious
https://twitter.com/plattynsfw/status/1168663607933947904
why are you doing this to me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jan 2022 04:31:56 No.49484643 Report

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>>49484444
quad quads

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jan 2022 04:36:12 No.49484675 Report

Quoted By: >>49484961

>>49483927
Why are you so obsessed over dicks on fictional magical creatures? For all you know they might not even reproduce in the conventional way.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jan 2022 05:07:37 No.49484961 Report

Quoted By: >>49484987

>>49484675
I think that I might have a fetish of a wierdest sort - I dont really give a toss about this god-forsaken franchise ever since 2005, besides the pkmn lewds TBQH, but learning about how the Porkyman phrase was invented to force Paheal to stop being the top search result @ Google and other search engines - and the knowledge of inevitable endless surge of ruined childhoods stemming from it, resulting with permament influx of PKMN smut to ruin minds of dumb horny teens with is somehow one of the only few things that still make me happy, besides random normie tears of anger malding over my degenerate interests, I guess that's what happens when you fail to kill yourself after getting told by certified proffessionals that you will never join the fun youself and should never bothered ever trying to begin with…
My hand hurts just from typing out all of this, its never been this bad since yet - I hate myself because of how its limiting me to not do anything besides making cringey shitpostis. . .

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jan 2022 05:10:33 No.49484987 Report

Quoted By: >>49486914

>>49484961
when are you getting into my dm's again? i miss you :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jan 2022 06:04:55 No.49485392 Report

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>>49484493
I would have never known what this was had you not shown me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jan 2022 10:53:17 No.49486845 Report

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>>49484493
That's pathetic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jan 2022 11:08:51 No.49486914 Report

Quoted By: >>49486936

>>49484987
>Felino
…I have no idea, I gave up on contacing tech support two weeks ago - might as well use a burner e-mail and use the SIMcard of my modem as the verification phone instead, I told you my place is a shithole
>Hey look I am doing my thing again - where I keep spamming things I am bothered by amid my retarded ramblings
I am so jelly that I should already be able to shapeshift into other people by now (try to guess the refference if you're bored of life just like I am right now)

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jan 2022 11:13:15 No.49486936 Report

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>>49486914
He is so good it disgusts me.
I hate zoomies because they have it so easy.
I would take lives of whole nations to get a chance to ever be competent like this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jan 2022 11:22:32 No.49486971 Report

Quoted By: >>49486998

>Eeveefags are schizos
imagine my shock

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jan 2022 11:30:16 No.49486998 Report

Quoted By: >>49487023

>>49486971
>depression equals schizophrenia
Dear Anon…
get better material

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jan 2022 11:35:54 No.49487023 Report

Quoted By: >>49487158

>>49486998
I'm living in ur walls nigga

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jan 2022 12:04:11 No.49487146 Report

Quoted By: >>49487186

>>49475283
This is why you don't play shitty games like PLA when there are porn games that let's the player pick which gender they want to fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jan 2022 12:06:36 No.49487158 Report

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>>49487023
>. . .
Fuck you dear Anon, I wish I could strangle you 10 years ago when you were still a literal child

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jan 2022 12:11:05 No.49487186 Report

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>>49487146
>pkmn Off-White is dead and buried before flash itself had died
>MonsterAddict turned out to be a scam and got nuked
>DreamMolder's creator went MIA after his first Covid jab
>AmieDungeon hasn't gotten an update in almost 10 months
Am I missing something else dear Anon?

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jan 2022 13:07:47 No.49487492 Report

Quoted By: >>49489553

>>49475304
Male pokemons on human female

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jan 2022 14:26:40 No.49487885 Report

Quoted By: >>49489493

>>49475304
Whats the connection to white women and canine males again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jan 2022 14:27:21 No.49487890 Report

Quoted By: >>49488322 >>49489166

>>49475679
Gas yourself

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jan 2022 15:38:52 No.49488322 Report

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>>49487890
I'd rather grass myself to be honest ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jan 2022 17:27:10 No.49489166 Report

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>>49487890
Just need a gassy glaceon to sit on my face first

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jan 2022 18:03:07 No.49489493 Report

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>>49487885
It's unironically true. White Women are the old vile creature to want dog penis or have their clit licked by one

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jan 2022 18:10:14 No.49489553 Report

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>>49487492
>Male pokemons on human female
the true endgame

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