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Anonymous Fri 04 Mar 2022 05:43:46 No.49836783 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>49836803 >>49836807 >>49836839 >>49836846 >>49837981 >>49839213 >>49839228

This man dedicated his entire life to study pokemon breeding. If this isn't proof that pokephilia is canon i dont know what is

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Mar 2022 05:47:56 No.49836803 Report

Quoted By: >>49836812 >>49836852

>>49836783
Wasn't his specialty retconned to evolution in HGSS? In GSC, he was credited with the discovery of eggs, but that had to be retconned because eggs were in FRLG.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Mar 2022 05:48:14 No.49836807 Report

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>>49836783
That's like saying people who make their livings IRL by breeding and selling dogs are dogfuckers. Fuck off and KYS disgusting pokephile faggot nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Mar 2022 05:48:43 No.49836812 Report

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>>49836803
Rowan is evolution I believe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Mar 2022 05:52:25 No.49836839 Report

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>>49836783
local vp resident exposes themself as cat fucker, nobody is shocked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Mar 2022 05:53:31 No.49836846 Report

Quoted By: >>49836851

>>49836783
>This man dedicated his entire life to study pokemon breeding.
>pokemon breeding

This meme again

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Mr._Pok%C3%A9mon#Quotes

"For Pokémon evolution, Prof. Elm is the authority. Even Prof. Oak here recognizes that."

"He's the best when it comes to the research of Pokémon evolution." That's a quote from the famous Professor Oak."

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Mar 2022 05:54:16 No.49836851 Report

Quoted By: >>49838354

>>49836846
what is rowan then

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Mar 2022 05:54:37 No.49836852 Report

Quoted By: >>49837010

>>49836803
Nah he still talks about eggs. Also doesnt really make sense because he was alive at the time of the gen 1 games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Mar 2022 05:59:57 No.49836879 Report

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>studies pokemon breeding
>doesn't say a single word about IVs, EVs, nature's, egg moves, egg groups, or anything about how this stuff passes from the parents to the child

He "discovers" a handful of babymons and they call this guy an expert.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Mar 2022 06:17:30 No.49837010 Report

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>>49836852
>Nah he still talks about eggs.

GSC: Oh, yes, what was Mr.Pokémon's big discovery?" (player hands over egg) "This? But... Is it a Pokémon Egg? If it is, it is a great discovery!

HGSS: "Huh? This is an... Egg, isn't it? This Egg may be something I've never seen...still it's just an Egg. Mr. Pokémon is always fascinated by Eggs. Well, since he gave it to us, we might as well find out what secret it holds. I'll keep it for a while to find out about the Egg."

In HGSS, he doesn't treat the egg as a big deal because eggs are not a new discovery in the new canon because they were in FRLG

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Mar 2022 06:20:46 No.49837031 Report

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okay but mr. pokemon definitely fucks pokemon right

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Mar 2022 09:31:20 No.49837981 Report

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>>49836783
ah yes. when researchers irl study animal breeding it's actually because they want to fuck them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Mar 2022 10:20:57 No.49838354 Report

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>>49836851
He's also studying evolution but from a different angle.
Sycamore too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Mar 2022 10:25:58 No.49838402 Report

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>>49837031
imagine if it was common knowledge that he fucks pokemon
and you lived in his neighbourhood
and your name was mr. kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Mar 2022 12:00:25 No.49839213 Report

Quoted By: >>49839437 >>49839449

>>49836783
Surprisingly, he still got laid and had kids.

Oak had kids. Elm had kids. Birch had kids. But Rowan? He molests kids. The lady one? She is lesbian. Sycamore? Gay. Based Kukui got everything back in track thankfully. We also know the old lady in sword shield also had kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Mar 2022 12:02:21 No.49839228 Report

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>>49836783
Anon that's like saying scientists who spend their lives studying specific species mating habits and breeding are furries. You're retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Mar 2022 12:26:13 No.49839437 Report

Quoted By: >>49840743 >>49841431

>>49839213
>The lady one? She is lesbian
She was clearly into Cheren in BW.
I bet they fucked too between the games because Cheren was less of a nerd in B2W2.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Mar 2022 12:28:04 No.49839449 Report

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>>49839213
kukui fucked everyone on that region that's for sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Mar 2022 14:44:40 No.49840743 Report

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>>49839437
Nah, dude.
She took the ditz Bianca as a concubine after Fennel moved to Castelia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Mar 2022 16:07:21 No.49841431 Report

Quoted By: >>49841641

>>49839437
Cheren got Bianca. Didn't you notice? One of them started using glasses and the other stopped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Mar 2022 16:31:47 No.49841641 Report

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>>49841431
Just after the first gym in B2W2, its stated that they haven't seen each other in two years.
They're not together.

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