I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE VERY BEST
SINCE GAMEFREAK'S BEEN AROUND
THE OTHER STARTERS CAN'T COMPARE
THEY'LL NEVER TAKE MY CROWN

YOU CAN SEARCH THE ENTIRE DEX
FROM BULBASAUR TO SNOM
STILL YOU WILL NOT FIND ANY MONS
THAT I DON'T FUCKING MOG

CHARIZARD ( I AM NUMBER ONE)
SO COPE AND SEETHE
THIS FRANCHISE IS ABOUT ME

CHARIZARD
OOOOOOOH I LOVE YOUR TEARS
I'LL BE SHILLED FOR COUNTLESS YEARS

CHARIZARD ( I AM NUMBER ONE)
MY G-MAX RUUUUUUULES
2 MEGAS , AND IN SMASH TOO

YOU'RE ALL JEALOUS , COPE AND SEETHE

SUCK-MY-DIIIIIIICK!

I AM CHARIZARD (I AM CHARIZARD)
NUMBER ONE!