>>50045777Let's be rational here. Eevee has a fluffy, petting-friendly butt. Leafeon will give you a paper cut, although unintentionally. Flareon is even fluffier than Eevee, but has the possible consequence of providing third degree burns. Vaporeon has hard spines along its tail, so do not stroke it anywhere but the fin. Glaceon's tail is disappointingly flat to the touch and may give you frostbite. Do not touch Jolteon's butt, ever. Sylveon has a sufficiently fluffy tail, so you may pet it only if you have no Dragon types in the vicinity. Umbreon's is a little pointy, but if you make sure not to pet it when it's sweating poison, you should survive the encounter. Espeon has double the tails, but not double the fun because they're rather thin. You may make your own conclusions from this factual presentation.
