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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 04:05:28 No.50132060 View View Reply Original Report

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Share some of your pokemon headcanons with /vp/

No limits, if you think it happened in pokemon with little to no proof, fire away...

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 04:08:03 No.50132067 Report

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>>50132060
that'd just be me listing my ships

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 04:10:40 No.50132079 Report

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AZ is a homeless schizo, and your "battle" against him is actually just him just having a psychotic episode and ruining the parade. Floette is actually just his rusty heroin needle.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 04:12:53 No.50132089 Report

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>>50132060
BLUE'S RATICATE DIED

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 04:18:53 No.50132128 Report

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People in the pokemon world age much more rapidly than we do. Sure the main characters are about 13 or something and they kinda look like they do as well. BUT if we take a year to mean a complete cycle of the seasons as we do irl, then a year passes in the pokemon world every 121 days, meaning that by our standards the main characters are about 4 and a half years old.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 04:31:49 No.50132207 Report

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Sabrina can Dynamax her Pokémon purely from psychic power, causing the same blue aura Calyrex gets. Problem is she has to gather OTHERS' psychic power as well (pic related) to do it and it's exhausting to maintain.
Hell, the main reason she lost to Leon last PWC semis was because she blacked out! Totally not referencing Joey Wheeler there.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 04:31:53 No.50132208 Report

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>>50132128
They had us in the first half not gonna lie

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 04:49:43 No.50132318 Report

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>>50132060
There are a lot of trainers that are in love and have sex with their Pokémon, but it's under a universal "Don't Ask Don't Tell" law (though some regions are more lenient than others). That's why some NPCs will occasionally tread the legal line with lines like "My Mightyena is my boyfriend" and "If I give my girlfriend a water stone, she might evolve!" The old Japanese Sinnoh legend is true and Pokémon and humans are still more alike then they think, which is why they're commonly naturally drawn to eachother romantically. The Pokémon world's population is also sustainably-low because of this, only about 50% of the population is having any kids. Even big cities are rarely seen completely packed full of people besides tournaments that draws people from all over the region and beyond. Pokémon translators were almost successfully invented and patented in Hoenn's Devon Corp but as soon as they discovered that multiple Pokémon test subjects were able to openly and accurately communicate their complex romantic feelings towards their trainers, the board of directors shut that shit down.
Also, Latias is Ash's endgame.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 04:58:01 No.50132365 Report

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Day care owners genuinely have no idea where eggs come from. Pokemon will only sexually engage if no one else is watching, leading breeders to think that the act of pokemon reproduction is somehow different from that of human reproduction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 05:07:45 No.50132421 Report

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Characters like Korrina and Nate are in the autism spectrum

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 05:12:09 No.50132444 Report

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>>50132060
>How to fail at a visual pun

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 05:13:12 No.50132449 Report

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>>50132128
That's retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 05:14:12 No.50132453 Report

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>>50132060
Pokeballs brainwash pokemon
That's why they will never flee from you if you let them faint or feed them things they might hate constantly

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 05:18:21 No.50132478 Report

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>>50132060
The reason other regions seems to be knida disconected from each other is because travel by sea or air is dangerous due to storms and wild pokemon, also human kind in the pokemon world just started expanding out like a 150 years or so ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 05:33:34 No.50132571 Report

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>>50132060
Every single new file on every single pokémon game ever played in the world is an entire different alternative universe.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 05:41:18 No.50132614 Report

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>>50132571
I feel like she pretty much confirmed this in ORAS

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 05:44:04 No.50132628 Report

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>>50132614
I took that as more of a ORAS is a separate universe from RSE, though I haven't replayed it so I may be forgetting something

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 05:45:18 No.50132637 Report

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>>50132628
Zinnia was trying to save RSE universe.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 05:52:17 No.50132682 Report

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Humans CAN be caught in pokéballs. If they can capture and contain the creator of the universe, it only makes sense that regular-ass humans can be caught as well. However, I do believe there are rules that shatter some of the fantasies some have with this concept.

For starters, humans aren't trapped inside. Much like how we've seen pokémon exit their balls when they want, so too would humans. I'm not sure exactly HOW they can leave. But rest assured they can.

Secondly, they wouldn't be forced to obey the person who caught them. Perhaps the balls have some pacifying on pokémon but I think humans have higher brain function and wouldn't be affected.

Lastly, I believe there are machines similar to metal detectors in most buildings that keep tabs on a trainer's pokemon. So it's not like you could use it smuggle people or some shit. I imagine you could be arrested if you're caught with a human in a pokéball.

So what would be the benefits of a human capturing another? I can only think they're would be some sort of sexual aspect to it, similar to pet play you know? "Poké Play" if you will.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 05:59:20 No.50132719 Report

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>>50132614
Speaking of headcanons, Zinnia WILL stay in people's houses without notice. She also likely broke into Steven's house at Mossdeep and turned it into a mess

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 06:06:51 No.50132760 Report

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>>50132682
I need more petplay fanfiction of Elaine and Green

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 06:08:53 No.50132770 Report

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>>50132760
Don't we all?

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 06:52:39 No.50132950 Report

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>>50132770
NO

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 07:19:59 No.50133063 Report

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>>50132318
Utterly Based

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 07:35:22 No.50133115 Report

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ash got killed by sabrina and has been in a dream ever since the first season, reason he's never won is to keep him in purgatory

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 07:47:24 No.50133157 Report

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 07:51:37 No.50133173 Report

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>>50132060
This is just me but I see them as all Female Species that are basicly sexual clones like Termites are.
As for Ash's I Think she is a Royal but not fertile yet member of her community speices.
This means higher intelligence then normal poipole as she is destined to Evolve and become the next Hive queen.
I wonder what kind of Knowledge she brought back from Alola.
I also think she had a huge (and unusual cross-speices) attraction to Ash's pikachu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 07:53:06 No.50133177 Report

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>>50132060
Lt. Surge is a deserter and traitor who abandoned his post in the Unova/Kanto war and traded secrets in exchange for Kanto residency.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 07:58:48 No.50133206 Report

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>>50132318
This is not out of the realm of possibility but I do think Latias would find a way to make Ash into a Latios.
Legendaries can do all sorts of crazy shit.
This would be done after he was near old age, he would go outside to do what old men do.
Then she would arrive out of the clouds.
Spirit him away Put the Soul Dew to his Heart and Change him into a Latios.

On Earth everyone will think the Ol Legend of Satoshi simply walked into the forest and Passed away.
But I reality, if they looked up would see A Latias and a Latios flying away from Kanto into the Sunset.
Where they would live in peace at Alto Mare.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 07:59:47 No.50133214 Report

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>>50132060
Mine is that the elite 4/pokemon league is just a rite of passage for all aspiring trainers. Only the ones who pass the grade can go on to participate in the battle frontier etc and it explains why a bunch of random people say "come back to me when you become the champion" as if they're expecting some random 10 year old to become the best trainer in the region like it isn't a big deal among other things

>>50132079
Kek I like this one

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 08:06:07 No.50133246 Report

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>>50133177
He would be ashamed of his warrior past then and try to cover it up.
No more likely just like with real Nippon, he's an Occupied Territory Combatant.
Aka Unova Base to keep tabs on the unconditionally surrendered nation of ???.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 08:11:00 No.50133282 Report

Quoted By: >>50133357

The scrapped prevos (Chix, Miko , etc) do exist, but are so woefully weak that they can't be used in battle until they mature into their primary forms. They more than likely grow very quickly to gain the strength they need to fight.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 08:11:49 No.50133289 Report

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>>50133246
Thought of that but nah. He plays up the "ELECTRIC AMERICAN" bullshit for the locals. It's a brand thing for him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 08:20:52 No.50133357 Report

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>>50133282
The what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 08:28:31 No.50133405 Report

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>>50133357
The leaked pre-evolutions in the beta Gold and Silver. The Spaceworld one

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 08:35:34 No.50133443 Report

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Agatha was Indigo League champion for a while and founded the first Elite Four. This was a while before even Lance's time. With the exception of Alola, all regions' E4 members are made up of either former champions or champion-level challengers with mostly type restricted teams.

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