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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 17:09:33 No.50157203 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>50157237 >>50157242 >>50157297 >>50158322 >>50158528

I figured out why they no longer allow people to marry Pokemon. It isn't because Pokemon changed. It actually is because The population was dwindling due to humans not marrying other humans.

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 17:12:42 No.50157237 Report

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>>50157203
It’s not illegal, it just doesn’t happen much anymore because humans and Pokemon aren’t as close as they once were.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 17:13:01 No.50157242 Report

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>>50157203
This. I'm a trainer currently on my journey and my Mom keeps going on and on and on about finding a "real woman" and refuses to acknowledge the harem I've amassed.
Sorry that my Primarina, Lilligant and Lapras please me more than any """real""" woman ever could baka

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 17:18:18 No.50157297 Report

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>>50157203
>I figured out why they no longer allow people to marry Pokemon
Its because all the Pokewaifus belong to CHARIZARD

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 18:51:52 No.50158078 Report

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>>50157297
And all the men belong to Gardevoir. Its a real problem.

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 19:20:36 No.50158278 Report

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>they had to make pokephilia illegal cuz all humans male the started going exclusively with fem pokemon leaving the women alone
Canon and based

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 19:27:43 No.50158322 Report

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>>50157203
The (((Elite 4))) don't want humans breeding with pokemon and creating superior offspring.

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 19:59:59 No.50158528 Report

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>>50157203
its much simpler than that its actually because women were jealous and spiteful that they couldn't compete

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 20:03:20 No.50158543 Report

Quoted By: >>50159241

>this thread
we need a Alex Jones of the Pokémon world already

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 20:05:58 No.50158564 Report

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Maybe humanity should evolve better asses if they don't want me having sex with my Mawile.

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 21:31:59 No.50159241 Report

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>>50158543
They are making the Froakies gay!

>>50158528
The problem is worse than in OP. You think that Glaceon is breeding within her egg group when human men could marry her? No. Mass extinctions everywhere.

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 21:34:31 No.50159256 Report

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>>50159241
Can't really blame them. Human males are built for Pokepussy, and Human females are built for Pokecock.

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