”FEAR NOT CITIZENS OF /VP/! I, NIGGERMAN, HAVE COME TO SAVE YOU ALL FROM YET ANOTHER WAIFU THREAD AND HAVE DONE SO BY KILLING ONE! HOPEFULLY! HOWEVER, IT MAY NOT LAST. IF FOR SOME REASON MY POWER RUNS OUT, I WILL BE UNABLE TO USE MY POWERS AND WILL GO INTO A STATE OF CRYOSTASIS FOR 3 WHOLE DAYS. IN ORDER FOR ME TO BE ABLE TO FULLY ENSURE YOUR SAFETY, AND TO TRULY PUT A STOP TO THESE EVILDOER THREADS, YOU MUST REPLY “THANK YOU NIGGERMAN” DOWN BELOW. IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO ENSURE THAT WHAT LITTLE TIME I HAVE CAN BE USED TO HELP YOU BEFORE I BECOME INCAPACITATED FOR THOSE 3 DAYS. I REALLY HOPE YOU'LL DO YOUR PART TO ASSIST ME IN MY VALIANT EFFORTS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE, AND GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA .

NIGGERMAN, AWAYYY!!!”

*BRAAAAPPPPPP*