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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 04:28:35 No.50260629 View View Reply Original Report

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post favorite pokemon and confess

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 04:33:02 No.50260659 Report

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>>50260629
>Favorite Pokemon
Fuecoco3 and the Slazz.
>Confession
I abandoned Sprigatito after seeing Fuecoco3 and will be picking Fuecoco now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 04:38:25 No.50260689 Report

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>>50260629
I pray Gamefreak gets bought out by some Ameriturd company just make this board seethe to oblivion

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 04:38:43 No.50260692 Report

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>>50260629
For as long as I can remember, I have had 0 sexual drive and have never masturbated before. It’s not even a religious thing. I don’t get horny thoughts about anything or anyone. Everyone asks me if/when I’m going to lose my virginity but I have no motivation to.

Dexer !KbBJcIGv8k

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Dexer !KbBJcIGv8k Sun 24 Apr 2022 04:45:29 No.50260730 Report

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Up until a few years ago, I didn't care much for pokemon porn.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 05:12:29 No.50260861 Report

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I really like Toxicroak

I honestly feel like pokemon didn't make a great game until gen 5 happened
I've gone back to play the games before and enjoyed them to an extent but felt that there was always something missing or something that pissed me off on replays

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 05:27:16 No.50260942 Report

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>>50260692
pretty much same. i looked into asexuality more and it felt pretty cool learning theres a ton of people with the same thing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 05:29:29 No.50260956 Report

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I am a closeted homosexual

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 05:33:29 No.50260974 Report

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>>50260692
>>50260942
based removing themselves out of the gene pool retards

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 05:33:41 No.50260975 Report

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>>50260629
I started hunting and trapping animals in the woods. Stuff like rabbits, possum and racoons. I eat some of them but mostly do it for fun. I'm also trying to learn how to make leather out of their skins. I always wanted a racoon fur hat with the tail attached.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 05:42:23 No.50261013 Report

Quoted By: >>50261648

>>50260956
That's kinda sad. Imagine being a parent and finding out your kid's a faggot. How all the things you've accomplished have been for nothing. Since your bloodline is destined to fade into obscurity. All thanks to a worthless degenerate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 06:02:38 No.50261094 Report

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>>50260629
Love the otter
I have an internet 'friend' who is an actual trannie (the female pretending to be a male kind) and i literally only stick around with her because she buys lots of doujinshi and shares pics of them with me, i find her absolutely repulsive in both personality and appearance, she's fat as shit and looks like a horse
Probably should feel guilt but free porn

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 07:43:21 No.50261464 Report

Quoted By: >>50261490 >>50262555

I swallowed my own semen because i thought it was a hot idea but i realized the hard way that when you actually manage to do it and jizz inside your mouf, the post nut clarity would kick in and you're gonna be like what the fuck did i just do

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 07:53:40 No.50261490 Report

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>>50261464
It's just jizz. It's no big deal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 07:59:22 No.50261504 Report

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>>50260975
Hope you die then i'll use your skin as a jacket,

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 08:54:44 No.50261648 Report

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>>50261013
If all the things you've accomplished vanish just because you're bloodline doesn't continue you really didn't do anything of value while alive

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 09:44:10 No.50261783 Report

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>>50261648
Your property, wealth, possessions, assets and business are supposed to be passed onto your offspring. In the hope they pass them to the next generation. Since faggots don't reproduce. You're better off selling everything to spite the waste of sperm and money.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 09:55:18 No.50261817 Report

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>>50260629
>fave
Tossup between pic and bisharp
>confess
Its nearly 6 am and i havent slept since noon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 10:05:21 No.50261844 Report

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I helped an ex-friend fake a suicide online and then when we were caught, shifted the blame and acted like I had no idea what was going on and people believed me and suffered 0 consequence.

I dont speak with that friend anymore and I have no idea if theyre even still alive or not, but honestly I dont really care if they are or not anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 13:15:44 No.50262532 Report

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nidoking

i like lets go pikachu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 13:20:25 No.50262555 Report

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>>50261464
I did this a few times to see if the pineapple meme is real, and each time I hated how it felt like my teeth were melting or something skin to drinking too much coke

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 13:46:22 No.50262684 Report

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>>50260629
>my family owns two apartments in the building I live in
>I live alone in one of them and they rent out the other one to a divorced italian woman
>during the lockdowns we got to know each other better since she also lives alone
>I flirted her hard because she is not half bad for an older woman >also I could tell she was interested and was just playing hard to get
>she came to me one day about two years ago telling me that she couldn't pay all of the rent that month due to reasons
>I act as rent collector for that buikding and I used this opportunity to turn her into my fuck buddy
>I smooth things out with my parents and buy her time whenever she is late with the rent and in exchange we fuck several times per week
>this continues to this day

tl;dr my favorite pokemon is geodude, dunno why

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 13:47:13 No.50262691 Report

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>>50260629
Kyogre and Wailord are both contenders for first place, but I'll go with Kyogre for now.
Depression has been fucking with me for the past 20 years. I should probably do something about it because it just gets worse with each year, but it just feels so pointless and I don't have anyone who would want to support me, either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 14:22:57 No.50262853 Report

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>>50260659
I don't get why everyone is convinced that it's real.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 14:25:06 No.50262872 Report

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I've completely replace motivation and desire with caffeine and now I have a caffeine addiction

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 14:44:31 No.50262963 Report

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When I was about 11 years old I tried to fuck one of my snake plushies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 14:49:21 No.50262989 Report

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>>50260629
I have a long hair fetish and I'm constantly around long hair communities who hate people like me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 14:56:03 No.50263026 Report

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>>50260629
My favorite pokemon is actually Arceus
I'm addicted to porn, not the weird stuff just normal level porn, trying to stop since I really don't like it and I think fapping all the time demotivates me from getting a real girl.

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