>>50295465"Don't be rude, at least he's cute for once!" another voice in my head says, this time it's a bit more chipper than the first; both voices are undeniably feminine though, and I can't tell where they're coming from. "You think he has potential?"
Looking around once more, I spot them, the two Espeon twins sitting in their respective beds in front of me; I'm not sure how I missed them the first time. They're both looking ahead, a deep pink glow in their eyes as they stare at me, never blinking once. "He's gross, he's unkempt, and he's probably a pervert. Make him leave so I can get back to sleep!" the first voice groans.
"No way, I like him! Give him a chance!" the second voice chimes in again, "Besides, we've been stuck in this place for months now, we have to get out."
My head spins as I hear both voices talking at the same time; it's as if my brain is being stretched and pulled all at once. "I can hear you two, you know..." I groan.
"Now look what you've done!" the first voice snaps as one of the Espeons turns to face the other, "You told me that the humans couldn't hear us! Now we're going to have to wipe his memory or something!"
Both of the Espeons turn to look at me again, their tails swishing slowly behind them as they glare back at me with their big, round eyes. "What do you want, human?"
I don't know what to say; my mind feels like its being probed by these two, I can hear everything they're saying, but it's all coming from within my own head. "I-I'm here to adopt you two, is that an issue?"
"Tough luck!" the first Espeon yells in my head, "We don't need a trainer, especially a freak—"
The second Espeon cuts her off abruptly, "You really want to adopt us, eh?"
I'm taken aback by the sudden question. "Well, that was the idea, yeah." The whole thing makes no sense, it's like someone is playing some sort of prank on me. I'm getting a headache just trying to think about it.