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>>50330824
>four muscular arms to manhandle you
>suction cup lips
>two round thick toes perfect for massaging dick
>already comes partially undressed
>sculped body of a greek god
>can easily lift you up
>gigantmax for for the more adventurous
>No Guard guarantees 100% precision orgasms

quite literally the best pokemon for sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 14:08:34 No.50331039 Report

Quoted By: >>50333983

>>50330824
i wanna top machamp!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 19:23:16 No.50332876 Report

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>>50330914
Now post your cock!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 19:50:04 No.50333091 Report

Quoted By: >>50333636 >>50334450

Imagine looking worse than a cartoon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 19:51:59 No.50333104 Report

Quoted By: >>50333679

>>50330828
BOOOOO!
WE WANT RAJESH
*CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
WE WANT RAJESH
*CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 20:58:40 No.50333608 Report

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>>50330914
You haven't killed yourself yet?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 21:02:38 No.50333636 Report

Quoted By: >>50333700

>>50333091
I'll bite, the pokemon anime is a cartoon

Meghan !sUnRxhzu8Q

Meghan !sUnRxhzu8Q Mon 02 May 2022 21:07:49 No.50333679 Report

Quoted By: >>50333733 >>50333751 >>50334476

>>50333104
Rajesh is one of the worst people on the forum actually

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 21:10:37 No.50333700 Report

Quoted By: >>50333712

>>50333636
Pretty sure the entire Galaxy can fit in that drop on Machamp's finger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 21:12:31 No.50333712 Report

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>>50333700
I like your lens on things anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 21:15:37 No.50333733 Report

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>>50333679
>smeghan hates rajesh
Further confirms how based he is

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 21:18:12 No.50333751 Report

Quoted By: >>50334019

>>50333679
Hes a street shitter and you are trans. You should fuck each other so you both can finally get laid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 21:49:31 No.50333983 Report

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>>50331039
Nice try Conkeldurr

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 21:52:24 No.50334006 Report

Quoted By: >>50334020 >>50334050 >>50334056 >>50334070 >>50334471

>>50330824
Bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 21:54:02 No.50334019 Report

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>>50333751
Meg isn't trans

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 21:54:05 No.50334020 Report

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>>50334006
>Cofagrigus overpowering Machamp and seals him inside the sarcophagus, then the inside starts filling up with cum

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 21:57:14 No.50334050 Report

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>>50334006
Yours are frail and fantomatic, not large and solid
You can't carry whole universes with your arms, while Machamp can.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 21:57:52 No.50334056 Report

Quoted By: >>50334070

>>50334006
Pussy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 22:00:08 No.50334070 Report

Quoted By:

>>50330824
>>50334006
>>50334056
You are like a baby

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 22:21:55 No.50334318 Report

Quoted By:

>>50330824
Cool Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 22:30:30 No.50334413 Report

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>>50331001
Why would a rapist wear a condom?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 22:33:17 No.50334441 Report

Quoted By: >>50334452

[laughs in drain punch]

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 22:34:12 No.50334450 Report

Quoted By: >>50334641

>>50333091
>Ben 10: 2005
>Pokemon: 1996
other way around

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 22:34:15 No.50334452 Report

Quoted By: >>50334517

>>50334441
Machamp gets that now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 22:36:18 No.50334471 Report

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>>50334006
Once fought a guts machamp with cofagrigus. When he went for the knock off (which did barely any damage because I use colbur berry) and got mummy while burned he forfeited.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 22:36:36 No.50334476 Report

Quoted By: >>50334506

>>50333679
SHUT THE FUCK UP
*CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
SHUT THE FUCK UP
*CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*

Meghan !sUnRxhzu8Q

Meghan !sUnRxhzu8Q Mon 02 May 2022 22:40:40 No.50334506 Report

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>>50334476
Ah a Rajeshite. At least he has one stan
Shame he doesn’t have thousands like me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 22:41:51 No.50334516 Report

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all namefags and tripfags should hang

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 22:41:53 No.50334517 Report

Quoted By: >>50334533

>>50334452
oh yeah? what spinoff does he learn it in? and can he be transferred to a main series game with the move?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 22:43:30 No.50334533 Report

Quoted By: >>50334566 >>50336403

>>50334517
As soon as Home support happens, it'll be legal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 22:47:02 No.50334566 Report

Quoted By: >>50334574

>>50334533
SwSh would make you delete it before getting into online matchmaking

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 22:47:59 No.50334574 Report

Quoted By: >>50334616

>>50334566
Who cares about Galarshit? It's going to be old news in 6 months.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 22:51:38 No.50334616 Report

Quoted By: >>50334622

>>50334574
if he cant learn it in gen9 he wont be allowed in online battles with it either

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 22:52:21 No.50334622 Report

Quoted By: >>50334632

>>50334616
What makes you think it suddenly won't?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 22:52:59 No.50334632 Report

Quoted By: >>50334679

>>50334622
he wont even be in gen 9. screencap this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 22:53:52 No.50334641 Report

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>>50334450
>the same ESL from >>50328947 is back
learn english before posting

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 22:55:52 No.50334679 Report

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>>50334632
>genwun secondary shillmon
>not being present

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2022 01:28:19 No.50335973 Report

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Needs an edit with "i can take 4 dudes"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2022 02:16:38 No.50336403 Report

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>>50334533
Machamp acquiring Conkeldurr's moves still won't help much with the base stat and abilities skewing it in Conkeldurr's favor. Machamp needs a different niche or to make No Guard DP even more viable

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