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>>50620591
Reminder that Meowth is a pokemon and you are a person who gets aroused by dogs
There is no comparison here and you're weird for allowing yourself to indulge on it in any capacity

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 16:30:15 No.50620754 Report

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>>50620745
Yt being yt is all baka

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 16:30:29 No.50620759 Report

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>>50620736
man stfu u prolly white on here vanilla gorilla

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 16:31:14 No.50620768 Report

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>>50620759
Based nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 16:31:33 No.50620771 Report

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>>50620759
Nigga please

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 16:33:34 No.50620789 Report

Quoted By: >>50620808

But no-legged pokémon are hotter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 16:33:37 No.50620790 Report

Quoted By: >>50620805 >>50620806

I just derailed the FUCK out of this thread. Take notes, nerds baka

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 16:34:38 No.50620805 Report

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>>50620790
>I just derailed the FUCK out of this thread. Take notes, nerds baka

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 16:34:41 No.50620806 Report

Quoted By: >>50620822

>>50620790
did you though, the moment you stop replying to yourself, it'll be back to animal sex
you're NOTHING compared to the icetales poster, NOTHING!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 16:34:53 No.50620808 Report

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>>50620789
No wonder the animal white race are attracted to animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 16:35:34 No.50620813 Report

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>>50620632
Sauce me up my good man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 16:36:09 No.50620822 Report

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>>50620805
>>50620806
Don't get mad wonder bread lmao

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 16:36:59 No.50620830 Report

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>>50620745
But I love her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 16:37:32 No.50620837 Report

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>>50620745
I am a pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 16:37:36 No.50620839 Report

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>>50620830
Y'all mayos need to go back to the zoo...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 16:39:06 No.50620858 Report

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>>50620839
im banned from the zoo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 16:39:38 No.50620864 Report

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>>50620632
Remind them that Markiplier said he would fuck Ninetales, remind them that the anime says Glaceon is a waifu and remind them that normies would rather smash 9tales over hatterene.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 16:43:14 No.50620898 Report

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>>50620864
>Autists can't figure out if someone is joking or not

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 16:44:26 No.50620908 Report

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>>50620745
So bratty needs rape correction

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 16:45:16 No.50620917 Report

Quoted By: >>50621073

>since im autistic (bad news), thinking of a plot for a shitty silvally fic
>all I can come up with is some guy getting hired to "test out" the capabilities
>realize that silvally as a name wasn't even given by aether
>too fucking autistic to let that down

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 16:46:48 No.50620933 Report

Quoted By: >>50620951

>>50620626
South Africa literally has a known bestiality problem.
Blacks will fuck anything with a hole more often than not, whether its a dog or goat doesn't matter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 16:47:45 No.50620945 Report

Quoted By: >>50621607

>>50620898
Dearest anon it doesn't really matter because Markiplier started a chain reaction that exposed that people actually find quadraped Pokémon attractive. The data given to us by Mark meme doesn't lie. The anime scene in the OP has a very peculiar choice of Pokémon and we know why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 16:48:17 No.50620951 Report

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>>50620933
But we won't fuck yo crusty ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 16:57:57 No.50621073 Report

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>>50620917
>thinking of a plot for a shitty silvally fic
Why does it have to be shitty? Why not make it good?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 16:59:43 No.50621091 Report

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>>50621073
i never thought of that, good idea

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 17:08:09 No.50621177 Report

Quoted By: >>50621564

>>50620813
I got that from here, also learn to SauceNAO:
>>>/trash/48231546

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 17:25:59 No.50621372 Report

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This proves that wanting to fuck Gardevoir and Lopunny is bestiality! Imagining Gardevoir’s flawless, slender legs wrapped around you is bestiality. Imagining Lopunny’s thick, full thighs around you is bestiality. Imagining one of them riding you in cowgirl position is BESTIALITY. Imagining one of them on top of you, kissing your neck, then your chest, slowly working their way down your body, is BESTIALITY no different than wanting to have sex with a dog. THE ANIME SAYS SO!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 17:27:17 No.50621385 Report

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>>50620626
>cracker
Certainly not me.
But yeah, whites are the ones who conquered other places and bred with the locals

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 17:35:15 No.50621439 Report

Quoted By: >>50621465 >>50621470

>>50620591
No but it's weird seeing a cat want to fuck a dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 17:37:40 No.50621465 Report

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>>50621439
Because that's not a cat and a dog but a Pokémon wanting to fuck 3 other Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 17:38:12 No.50621470 Report

Quoted By: >>50622236

>>50621439
Meowth has wanted to fuck cats, dogs, humanoids, and even humans. He has standards, but he’s not too picky.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 17:49:16 No.50621555 Report

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>>50620745
your post made me laugh uncontrollably
you're ight, tripfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 17:50:17 No.50621564 Report

Quoted By: >>50624085

>>50621177
Do you feel the words on that image speak to you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 17:51:47 No.50621583 Report

Quoted By: >>50622358 >>50624865

>>50620745
Glaceon is an anthropomorphized creature with a human face, so there’s nothing wrong with people finding her attractive. It’s completely different than “getting aroused by dogs”.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 17:54:05 No.50621607 Report

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>>50620945
The man said he would fuck a bunch of bugs and a pile of magnets but not the bunny girl, you buffoon, you absolute fool, of course he was joking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 17:57:23 No.50621628 Report

Quoted By: >>50622191

>>50620626
niggers have sex with monkeys regularly, that's how HIV/AIDS started

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 18:56:11 No.50622191 Report

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>>50621628
Based nignogs
Aids exist for a good reason
Less degeneracy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 19:01:48 No.50622236 Report

Quoted By: >>50622256 >>50622387

>>50621470
You are looking at it in the wrong context. Pokémon don't divide each other like that, Pokémon see themselves as a collective that can understand one another and see their identity as Pokémon as being supreme over others. So Meowth is just listing after other Pokémon and the series has shown that's how it works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 19:03:45 No.50622256 Report

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>>50622236
Canonically there are only two races, the human and pokemon race. There is no Chud-type pokemon however so none of them are bigots about only breeding with the exact same sub-species of pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 19:07:29 No.50622292 Report

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>>50620617
wow normie taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 19:12:57 No.50622334 Report

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>>50620745
Didn't know you where a moral fag Chickpea. You a fan of the blue fox poster?

Chickpea !NeYoPbD.Og

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Chickpea !NeYoPbD.Og Fri 03 Jun 2022 19:18:02 No.50622358 Report

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>>50621583
Don't respond to me with your weirdo cope post like if you're gonna go all the way and wank it to a cartoon dog then at least accept it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 19:19:05 No.50622370 Report

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>>50622358
seethe

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 19:20:28 No.50622387 Report

Quoted By: >>50622434

>>50622236
They all have some degree of unity, but they’ve been shown to form unique cultures and communities. Meowth even said a certain species had a difficult to understand accent…I think it was some fish species, someone else might remember. It’s reasonable to assume different species have their own unique sexual tastes as well. Meowth seems to have a thing for humanoids and mammalian quadrupeds.

Chickpea !NeYoPbD.Og

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Chickpea !NeYoPbD.Og Fri 03 Jun 2022 19:25:56 No.50622427 Report

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>>50622334
Glaceon is my favorite pokemon and i have to share it with the coomers so we cross paths a bit
I can't go in a single thread for it besides /ef/ without throwing up
I JUST WANT CUTE PICS blehhggrrrrr

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 19:27:15 No.50622434 Report

Quoted By: >>50622505

>>50622387
Attract works on all Pokémon as long as they're the opposite gender. The anime had shown plenty of times Pokémon falling in love with one another outside of their egg group and even the games had a Machoke develop a crush on an Altaria. I don't think looking at it as a "cat" falling in love with x is the right way of looking at it. It's more accurate to context to simply see it as a Pokémon having a crush on other Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 19:29:47 No.50622455 Report

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>>50622427
dilate

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 19:36:18 No.50622505 Report

Quoted By: >>50622699

>>50622434
Attract is like mind control, that’s why mental herb cures it. You can’t infer anything from it.
Egg groups aren’t the be-all and end-all, but they do seem to have different preferences by species. It’s not just a free for all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 19:46:29 No.50622600 Report

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>>50622334
Icetales entire posting history can be summed up as:
>”I get excited thinking about feeding Gardevoir from a dog bowl, and there’s NOTHING wading with that! GAMEFREAK SAYS SO!”
That guy is weird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 19:54:48 No.50622682 Report

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>>50620591
Imagine not enjoying both lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 19:56:57 No.50622699 Report

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>>50622505
And it's more about being feminine looking more than bodyshape. Meowth fell for a purrloin who he thought was a girl but was actually a guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 20:01:40 No.50622744 Report

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>>50622427
I mean /ef/ is currently live so you could be contributing wholesome Glaceon pics instead of hanging out in a thread you don't like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 20:59:24 No.50623325 Report

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>>50620591
the pokemon anime affirms and supports my attraction to made up quadrupedal animals. the franchise agrees that glaceon, which mimics very similar characteristics to domestic animals in real life such as dogs, should be sexualized and romanticized

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 21:10:26 No.50623455 Report

Quoted By: >>50623584 >>50624054

>>50620617
U have based taste, this pokemon was designed to be your wife

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 21:24:34 No.50623584 Report

Quoted By: >>50624054

>>50623455
>this pokemon was designed to be your wife
Unironically this. “They aren’t supposed to be alluring” is one of the biggest copes that anti-pokephiles have ever come up with. Just look at them. Their slim, feminine bodies which are shaped just like a human’s. The way their gowns allow for little glimpses of their slender legs. Plus they’re just insanely beautiful in general, with their masks and gloves and stuff. Gamefreak knew exactly what they were doing.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 22:17:40 No.50624054 Report

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>>50623455
>>50623584
incredibly based

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 22:20:04 No.50624085 Report

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>>50621564
It's basicly a half-baked JOI, dunno what you mean otherwise. . .

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 22:24:49 No.50624135 Report

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>>50622358
Cutefag fuck off, if Zorua wants to feel like being a big girl like her mimah, there is nothing you can do about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 22:48:22 No.50624313 Report

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>>50622358
I’m not attracted to dogs or any other animal at all, but I would fuck a Glaceon until my dick froze off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 23:45:17 No.50624752 Report

Quoted By: >>50624915

>>50622427
This namefaggot 100% masturbates to pokémon. Tons of red flags raised with every post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2022 23:59:01 No.50624865 Report

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>>50621583
>human face
>her
autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2022 00:03:25 No.50624915 Report

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>>50624752
I like Glaceon and it amuses me that people think it's fuckable. Or did I like it because it's fuckable?
But we should bully all tripfags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2022 00:10:44 No.50624972 Report

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>The word fetich signifies an object, or parts or attributes of objects, which by virtue of association to sentiment, personality, or absorbing ideas, exert a charm (the Portuguese “fetisso”) or at least produce a peculiar individual impression which is in no wise connected with the external appearance of the sign, symbol or fetich.
explains pokephilia a lot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2022 01:15:43 No.50625422 Report

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>>50620646
Like salazzle would want my fugly ass to

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