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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 07:21:30 No.51051376 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>51051381 >>51051550 >>51051854 >>51051920 >>51051968 >>51052057 >>51052070 >>51052464 >>51052707 >>51052762

Are you telling me you wouldn't fuck this elemental fox-cat thingy, are you telling me you wouldn't get married and have 15 healthy kids with this creature that can shoot ice out of nowhere?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 07:22:50 No.51051381 Report

Quoted By: >>51051414 >>51051547

>>51051376
You don’t deserve life

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 07:28:54 No.51051414 Report

Quoted By:

>>51051381
Yeah, I deserve Life 2 the sequel to Life with a Glaceon wife.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 08:21:52 No.51051547 Report

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>>51051381
Shut up kiddie diddler

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 08:23:09 No.51051550 Report

Quoted By: >>51051816

>>51051376
Anthro only, and before you call me cringe I would fuck the shit out of the dragon from shrek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 09:29:37 No.51051702 Report

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Too cold.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 10:23:11 No.51051816 Report

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>>51051550
>I would fuck the shit out of the dragon from shrek
who wouldnt?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 10:30:58 No.51051840 Report

Quoted By: >>51051856

I would shoot thick ropes of cum into each and every Pokémon, male and female. Even genderless if there's a hole.

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Thu 28 Jul 2022 10:32:45 No.51051845 Report

Quoted By: >>51051852

how do I recover from PTSD?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 10:35:07 No.51051852 Report

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>>51051845
Cum until you forget, then keep cumming to keep it out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 10:35:31 No.51051854 Report

Quoted By: >>51051862 >>51051885

>>51051376
I'm not a mentally ill lonely retard so no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 10:36:16 No.51051856 Report

Quoted By: >>51051876 >>51051887

>>51051840
What's the hottest genderless mon? And no ditto

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 10:37:50 No.51051862 Report

Quoted By: >>51051898

>>51051854
ngmi

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 10:40:12 No.51051876 Report

Quoted By: >>51051915

>>51051856
Oh a mythical for sure. They would be so unimaginably tight but their base stats are pretty high so they can take a good pounding and probably gallons of cum. I lean towards Manaphy personally.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 10:40:28 No.51051877 Report

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Yes, I prefer her Psychic, Fairy, Electric and Fire typed cousins before her and it's only becaue of an unfunny forced meme and the fact Leafeon's ugly as sin that she isn't lower in my personal estimation.
Why settle for that thing, when I can have either a creature that can read my mind and communicate with me, or one that can read my feelings and emotions and communicate with me that way?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 10:43:01 No.51051885 Report

Quoted By: >>51051893 >>51051902

>>51051854
Women will replace you and the girl are with already had sex with 20+ different men, she always gave blowjobs to friends if you have any.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 10:43:15 No.51051887 Report

Quoted By: >>51051916

>>51051856
There's no such thing as genderless in pokémon.
And I wouldn't like to name just one, there's so many sexy little Legendaries out there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 10:45:12 No.51051893 Report

Quoted By: >>51051906 >>51051925 >>51052001

>>51051885
You never talked to one so shit the fuck up. If theyre so much whore how come you cant get any action ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 10:46:13 No.51051898 Report

Quoted By: >>51051906 >>51051908 >>51051925

>>51051862
Youre far from making it by jerking off to pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 10:47:20 No.51051902 Report

Quoted By: >>51051925 >>51052001

>>51051885
You never talked to one so shut the fuck up. If theyre so much whore how come you cant get any action ?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 10:47:59 No.51051906 Report

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>>51051893
>>51051898
seethe and cope

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 10:48:28 No.51051908 Report

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>>51051898
Holy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 10:49:26 No.51051915 Report

Quoted By: >>51051923

>>51051876
>Water type therefore always moist
>Retarded defenses
>Can be impregnated
>Cute
Holy fug

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 10:50:00 No.51051916 Report

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>>51051887
True. I've seen Magnemite screw Jasmine plenty of times

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 10:50:15 No.51051920 Report

Quoted By: >>51051925

>>51051376
Are you telling me your mother did not want to abort you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 10:52:25 No.51051923 Report

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>>51051915
manaphuckers keep winning

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 10:53:01 No.51051925 Report

Quoted By: >>51051931 >>51051934

>>51051893
>>51051902
>>51051898
>>51051920
I don't want to be on the cuck lane unlike you bitch, remember this well cuckbaby your girlfriend fell in love with different men beside you and she knows you can easily be replaced.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 10:55:02 No.51051931 Report

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>>51051925
Very based anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 10:55:52 No.51051934 Report

Quoted By: >>51051946

>>51051925
take your meds

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 10:58:57 No.51051946 Report

Quoted By: >>51051972

>>51051934
Fuck off, cuckbaby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 11:04:18 No.51051968 Report

Quoted By: >>51051988 >>51052010 >>51052653 >>51052664

>>51051376
You would look like a total retarded weirdo trying to mount this thing or having sex in general. Its reproductive organs would likely be incompatible with human reproductive organs. You'd also be incapable of producing fertile, legitimate offspring together because you're an incompatible species.
In conclusion, your mental illness, retardation, and sex addiction would cause this thing a painful, agonizing death via cloacal trauma, and you'd land in jail where you'd become Bullet's li'l princess and possibly die in the same way that Glaceon did.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 11:05:33 No.51051972 Report

Quoted By: >>51051981

>>51051946
>tries to call samefag
>gets called out
>calls others crybaby
You personify this image

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 11:07:58 No.51051981 Report

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>>51051972
>tries to cal-{HEADCANON}
Try again, mindless drone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 11:09:33 No.51051988 Report

Quoted By: >>51052042

>>51051968
That's an anthro Glaceon, retard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 11:12:38 No.51052001 Report

Quoted By: >>51052029

>>51051902
>>51051893
>deleting a post and making identical one
you lost the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 11:14:07 No.51052010 Report

Quoted By: >>51052042

>>51051968
>implying that she won't be the one topping me
You are small-time

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 11:18:29 No.51052029 Report

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>>51052001
Those hips were literally created for human hands to hold on to while deep-dicking her vanilla mint cookie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 11:21:33 No.51052042 Report

Quoted By: >>51052048 >>51052051

>>51051988
I don't understand what you're talking about. You just started saying something retarded to me for no reason.
>>51052010
Same difference except for maybe the last part. You'd die from rectal trauma and hypothermia, but the Glaceon wouldn't end up in prison. It would be put down executioner style, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 11:22:45 No.51052048 Report

Quoted By: >>51052064

>>51052042
Take your meds, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 11:23:32 No.51052051 Report

Quoted By: >>51052064

>>51052042
You're taking this shit too seriously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 11:25:16 No.51052057 Report

Quoted By: >>51052063

>>51051376
I wouldn't, retarded furfaggot. You are mentally ill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 11:27:24 No.51052063 Report

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>>51052057
Okay, pedo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 11:28:06 No.51052064 Report

Quoted By: >>51052076

>>51052048
You're doing it again.
>>51052051
No, I think that might be you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 11:29:54 No.51052070 Report

Quoted By: >>51052085 >>51052090

>>51051376
I would shoot 100 loads up her brapper but she's not real so I can't.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 11:30:48 No.51052076 Report

Quoted By: >>51052097

>>51052064
Lmao! you wrote a whole book about how you wouldn't be able to fuck a cartoon dog with ice powers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 11:33:59 No.51052085 Report

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>>51052070
Don't let your dreams be dreams, anon. Body paint is cheap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 11:35:49 No.51052090 Report

Quoted By: >>51052093 >>51052094 >>51052100 >>51052106 >>51052176

>>51052070
>I would shoot 100 loads up her brapper but she's not real so I can't.
You'd probably contract a Pokemon-to-human STD called "Pokepox" or something. By the way, there's your thread idea — "Diseases in the Pokemon world" or whatever — so you can finally stop with these bullshit threads already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 11:37:01 No.51052093 Report

Quoted By: >>51052111 >>51052132 >>51052141 >>51052271

>>51052090
Seethe, cope, and perhaps even dilate

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 11:37:15 No.51052094 Report

Quoted By: >>51052111 >>51052183

>>51052090
>implying Glaceon is some dirty subhuman nigger with super aids.

Her asshole is as pure as her smile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 11:38:41 No.51052097 Report

Quoted By: >>51052101 >>51052106

>>51052076
Lmao! You discussed how you'd fuck a cartoon dog with ice powers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 11:39:13 No.51052100 Report

Quoted By: >>51052132

>>51052090
>catch pokérus
>become a pinnacle example of what humans can be
Didn't think that through, did you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 11:39:27 No.51052101 Report

Quoted By: >>51052106

>>51052097
there's not much to discuss, you just pick a hole and ram it in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 11:40:42 No.51052106 Report

Quoted By: >>51052132

>>51052090
You'd probably contract a Pokemon-to-human [HEADCANON] called [HEADCANON] or something. By the way, there's your thread idea — [inane HEADCANON babble] or whatever — so you can finally stop with these bullshit threads already.
>>51052097
That sounds hot as fuck.
>>51052101
"Which pokemon has the best pussy", there you go discuss that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 11:42:22 No.51052111 Report

Quoted By: >>51052116 >>51052123

>>51052093
I have no idea why you decided to share your English vocabulary homework with me right now.
>>51052094
>Her asshole is as pure as her smile.
t. Pokecel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 11:43:23 No.51052116 Report

Quoted By: >>51052123 >>51052141

>>51052111
Die mad and bald.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 11:46:01 No.51052123 Report

Quoted By: >>51052141

>>51052116
Gem
>>51052111
Coal

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 11:48:36 No.51052132 Report

Quoted By: >>51052149 >>51052164

>>51052100
You're doing it again.
>>51052106
That's not what "headcanon" means. Perhaps you need to learn proper English neologisms. Here's >>51052093 's English vocabulary homework to help you get started.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 11:51:09 No.51052141 Report

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>>51052116
You new album.
>>51052123
- >>51052093

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 11:54:07 No.51052149 Report

Quoted By: >>51052160 >>51052183

>>51052132
You literally made headcanon about poke-aids, my dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 11:57:16 No.51052160 Report

Quoted By: >>51052176

>>51052149
There is no need to lie on an anonymous image board.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 11:58:54 No.51052164 Report

Quoted By: >>51052199

>>51052132
In the context of assuming humans can can catch STD's from pokémon, despite no evidence of pokémon catching STD's outside of offspring, it very much is headcanon, especially since we don't see them contract rabies, distemper or any the other gnarly animal-only diseases that afflict real animals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 12:01:04 No.51052176 Report

Quoted By: >>51052207

>>51052160
Come on, anon tell the truth. you made a headcanon about humans being able to catch a sexually transmitted disease from pokemon.>>51052090

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 12:02:05 No.51052183 Report

Quoted By: >>51052340

>>51052149
Cirnofox doesn't like to share his favourite girl with disgusting humans

>>51052094
>butthole
>pure
(k)not anymore i'm afraid :^|

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 12:06:08 No.51052199 Report

Quoted By: >>51052215 >>51052388

>>51052164
You're posting in a thread about having sex with a fictional ice creature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 12:07:14 No.51052207 Report

Quoted By: >>51052215

>>51052176
You're posting in a thread about having sex with a fictional ice creature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 12:09:07 No.51052215 Report

Quoted By: >>51052226

>>51052199
>>51052207
Do you need your meds?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 12:12:44 No.51052226 Report

Quoted By: >>51052245

>>51052215
You might want to read over the thread and reconsider your replies, especially your takes on "headcanon," considering the thread you're in right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 12:15:50 No.51052245 Report

Quoted By: >>51052271

>>51052226
>He still doesn't what to admit he made headcanon
Alright, give me time when a human character got STDs from fucking a pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 12:20:09 No.51052271 Report

Quoted By: >>51052289 >>51052408

>>51052245
Alright, give me a time when a human character fucked a Pokemon. Read over the thread you're in right now. Perhaps it'll kickstart your reading comprehension. Don't forget >>51052093 's English vocabulary exercise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 12:23:57 No.51052289 Report

Quoted By: >>51052342

>>51052271
>No rebuttal
>Didn't answer the question
>Refuse to admit he made headcanon about getting aids from a pokemon
Done, Man that was easy as fuck! DAMN!!! I'm that good at winning arguments.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 12:25:21 No.51052297 Report

Quoted By: >>51052309 >>51052314

https://litter.catbox.moe/bae05h.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 12:28:37 No.51052309 Report

Quoted By:

>>51052297
Based.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 12:29:41 No.51052314 Report

Quoted By:

>>51052297
Btfo by sneaky sedentary

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 12:39:05 No.51052340 Report

Quoted By:

>>51052183
GLACIA, NOOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 12:39:18 No.51052342 Report

Quoted By: >>51052357 >>51052405

>>51052289
OP presents an idea that's entirely predicated upon your definition of "headcanon." It's "headcanon" that you can fuck a Pokemon without issue or produce fifteen viable offspring with it. Someone replies with "No, you would probably catch a disease or hurt the Pokemon like that." You know, because that's usually the kind of thing that happens with zoophiles. Gratuitous usage of the conditional mood and the auxiliary verb 'would' should've been enough to clue you in, but alas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 12:41:24 No.51052357 Report

Quoted By: >>51052430

>>51052342
you are taking this too seriously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 12:46:32 No.51052388 Report

Quoted By: >>51052430

>>51052199
And? I understand it's fictional. I'm not shoving my own headcanons in because I can't handle the devs encouraging such scenarios.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 12:49:50 No.51052405 Report

Quoted By: >>51052443

>>51052342
>You know, because that's usually the kind of thing that happens with zoophiles
shame that pokemon world doesnt even come close to being realistic :^) and "usually" is in no way shape or form any kind of guarantee so stop speculating about a nonexistent pokeAIDS and while you are at it stop being a spaz in this thread. OP is just horny for a fictional creature that will never be sucked and fucked and will never suffer any harm in any way so leave him alone and let him post and before you complain any more, he has every right to talk about this topic on this board as long as he doesnt break any rules.
Dont like the thread? Then hide it! While you ARE free to make your posts does it really benefit you in any way to shit in this thread? Its not like OP will ever stop wanting to fuck his pokewife no matter how much you call him out. Consider doing something more worthwile with your time instead of shitposting in this thread and wasting your time in this shithole like me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 12:49:53 No.51052408 Report

Quoted By: >>51052605

>>51052271
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=HAab_Z3NVwI
Play the fucking games. If you still can't understand it, learn Japan's myths and legends, the things are generally based in some fashion on them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 12:53:48 No.51052430 Report

Quoted By: >>51052481 >>51052512

>>51052357
No, that's you.
>>51052388
In which universe would you be having sex with this Glaceon? Does it get transported here? Or do you go there? In which universe would the things I said not apply?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 12:55:04 No.51052443 Report

Quoted By: >>51052483

>>51052405
You're taking this way too seriously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 12:58:17 No.51052464 Report

Quoted By: >>51052483

>>51051376
I would much rather take his knot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 13:01:13 No.51052481 Report

Quoted By: >>51052574

>>51052430
I'm not the one writing 10 paragraphs about how you'll get aid from fucking a pokemon.
>In which universe would you be having sex with this Glaceon?
None, it's just a joke
>Does it get transported here?
It isn't real, it can't be transported to our reality.
>In which universe would the things I said not apply?
All because Pokemon has a healing factor and you got the pokecenter to fully heal them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 13:01:37 No.51052483 Report

Quoted By: >>51052495

>>51052443
not really. I am in the middle of waging and got some time off so I thought id check good ol /vp/, saw this thread and decided to make a silly post as I am free to do.
I would also recommend you to stop taking this too seriously. At the end of the day /vp/ is just a bunch of misfits posting anonymously about the thing they like/dislike about pokemon.

>>51052464
based homosexual but I disagree, I will only lust for female pokemon as dicks arent my type of flavor, not even the pokemon ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 13:03:26 No.51052495 Report

Quoted By: >>51052500 >>51052599

>>51052483
I'm not gay (or even a furry), I just think I'd be willing to bottom for a Pokemon and feel alright about it afterwards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 13:04:35 No.51052500 Report

Quoted By:

>>51052495
>I am not gay but I am willing to take dick in my ass and I am ok with it
thats pretty gay anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 13:06:49 No.51052512 Report

Quoted By: >>51052574

>>51052430
The one where humans and pokémon coexist, as that's been shown to be devoid of the kind of diseases that regularly afflict humans and animals in our world.
If kids don't get warned about getting too close to a pikachu because it may have rabies, then assuming humans can catch STD's from pokémon is stupid, especially as the world was conceived as a utopia, where shit like that doesn't exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 13:22:48 No.51052574 Report

Quoted By: >>51052609 >>51052622

>>51052481
>None, it's just a joke
Are you soliloquizing here, or..?
>It isn't real, it can't be transported to our reality.
You missed the assignment.
>All because Pokemon has a healing factor and you got the pokecenter to fully heal them.
Is that what daddy told you whenever he beat you—that you'll be fine because bruises go away and hospitals exist?
>>51052512
>that's been shown to be devoid of the kind of diseases that regularly afflict humans and animals in our world.
Argumentum ad ignoratiam.
>especially as the world was conceived as a utopia, where shit like that doesn't exist.
Not much of utopia if you're going there to fuck and potentially harm Glacea.

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 13:29:49 No.51052599 Report

Quoted By:

>>51052495
>I'm not gay but here is this totally gay thing that i would do

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 13:30:21 No.51052605 Report

Quoted By:

>>51052408
Non sequitur.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 13:31:51 No.51052609 Report

Quoted By: >>51052628

>>51052574
>Argumentum ad ignoratiam
care to give proof of this pokemon aids or rabies that can be passed on to humans or do I need to throw these words back at you?
>Not much of utopia if you're going there to fuck and potentially harm Glacea
How is this not part of the utopia? If the pokemon consents then how is it not a utopia? Are you implying a utopia is a place without intercourse and where love cant bloom between species? quite closeminded of you anon, I am dissapointed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 13:36:14 No.51052622 Report

Quoted By: >>51052634

>>51052574
Holy shit! this 15 year old kid trying to sound on /vp/ of all places.
>Is that what daddy told you whenever he beat you
Sounds like some high tier projection going in this post, you need to calm down buddy you are in a joke thread on /vp/ a board that talks about cartoon animals fighting each other with magic powers that come from no fucking nowhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 13:37:16 No.51052628 Report

Quoted By: >>51052632

>>51052609
>care to give proof of this pokemon aids or rabies that can be passed on to humans or do I need to throw these words back at you?
Hmm, no, I'm not seeing that one here. Perhaps you're a liar?
>>51052609
>If the pokemon consents then how is it not a utopia? Are you implying a utopia is a place without intercourse and where love cant bloom between species?
Gee I don't know man... sounds like some kind of headcanon bs to me...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 13:39:23 No.51052632 Report

Quoted By: >>51052653

>>51052628
>Gee I don't know man... sounds like some kind of headcanon bs to me...
You should be familiar with making inane headcanon dribble.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 13:39:55 No.51052634 Report

Quoted By: >>51052641 >>51052646

>>51052622
>you need to calm down buddy you are in a joke thread on /vp/
Then why are you taking it so seriously that your 'malding' has led to several grammatical and syntax errors in your reply?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 13:41:00 No.51052641 Report

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>>51052634
Because I'm not taking it seriously?

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 13:42:26 No.51052646 Report

Quoted By: >>51052756

>>51052634
You're such a nigger, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 13:44:02 No.51052653 Report

Quoted By: >>51052670

>>51052632
I'll ask again. In which universe would this intercourse between you and these Glacea take place? Ours or theirs? In which universe would anything I said here >>51051968 not apply?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 13:45:51 No.51052664 Report

Quoted By: >>51052668

>I'll ask again. In which universe would this intercourse between you and these Glacea take place? Ours or theirs? In which universe would anything I said here >>51051968 not apply?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 13:47:03 No.51052668 Report

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>>51052664
Cute pic of me. Are you accepting commissions?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 13:47:06 No.51052670 Report

Quoted By: >>51052695

>>51052653
Why does it matter? lol! It's a joke thread about wanting to fuck a fictional animal that can shoot ice beams.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 13:50:56 No.51052690 Report

Quoted By: >>51052698 >>51052753

I was here for 3 days and you niggers already made me want to fuck pokemons

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 13:51:42 No.51052695 Report

Quoted By: >>51052708

>>51052670
>Why does it matter?
Right? Anons keep saying things that lead to those questions for some reason. It's so silly. SIGH.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 13:51:54 No.51052698 Report

Quoted By: >>51052761

>>51052690
Many such cases!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 13:53:02 No.51052707 Report

Quoted By: >>51052748 >>51052811

>>51051376
I wouldn't, I'm already married to Scolipede and busy raising our several thousand venipede babies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 13:53:12 No.51052708 Report

Quoted By: >>51052736

>>51052695
>Want me to answer his question
>Refuse to answer many other people's questions
Why should anyone answer your question, again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 13:53:30 No.51052711 Report

Quoted By: >>51052734 >>51052811

>anon just asks if others would fuck the best and most sexual eeveelution
>autists start shitposting and baiting eachother
heh
In regards to OP's question, yes I would most definetly stick my dick into a glaceon but only after marriage for the sake of reproduction and our sexual pleasure. The only thing I am worried of is the lafespan of a glaceon compared to a human.

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 13:57:01 No.51052734 Report

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>>51052711
That's why you have kids and fuck the kids.
>>autists start shitposting and baiting each other
The retard just won't chill out and talk about his favorite waifumon like everybody else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 13:57:08 No.51052736 Report

Quoted By: >>51052755

>>51052708
Just because you dislike the answers doesn't mean they don't exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 13:59:19 No.51052748 Report

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>>51052707
very based on multiple counts

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 14:00:04 No.51052753 Report

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>>51052690
It took 3 days?
Lads, we're starting to slip here, what the fuck.
>captcha: SWDAG
Message received and understood, computer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 14:00:10 No.51052755 Report

Quoted By: >>51052766 >>51052822

>>51052736
What I like and dislike doesn't matter, you refuse to answer so many people's questions there's no point in taking your argument seriously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 14:00:19 No.51052756 Report

Quoted By:

>>51052646
Make an "Anon-kun you're such a fucking faggot holy shit" meme out of this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 14:01:00 No.51052761 Report

Quoted By:

>>51052698
horrible sickness and yall laughing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 14:01:14 No.51052762 Report

Quoted By: >>51052795

>>51051376
i don't do quadrupeds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 14:01:42 No.51052766 Report

Quoted By: >>51052818

>>51052755
Quote the questions you need to be reanswered.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 14:07:33 No.51052795 Report

Quoted By: >>51052922

>>51052762
That's narrow-minded of you. If you're fine fucking a fictional bipedal monster, why draw the line at quadrupedal ones?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 14:11:54 No.51052811 Report

Quoted By:

>>51052707
>>51052711
>marrying your pokemon and then having a gargantuan family with her
I don't have a Ryan Gosling big enough for this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 14:12:46 No.51052818 Report

Quoted By: >>51052850

>>51052766
Apparently, none because you skip past them. and to answer your it won't matter because pokemon can't exist in our reality and without their world. seeing there's pokemon hotter than the sun living on earth(pokemon earth).

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 14:13:20 No.51052822 Report

Quoted By: >>51052828

>>51052755
What argument? You call everything an argument.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 14:14:55 No.51052828 Report

Quoted By: >>51052856

>>51052822
What the fuck are you talking about? if you have an opposing view with another person it's an argument.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 14:17:32 No.51052850 Report

Quoted By: >>51052860

>>51052818
Hmm, I'm looking at my logs here, and I appear to have replied to 90% of the posts directed at me. The remaining 10% weren't questions. Perhaps you have poor reading comprehension or chose to ignore the answers you disliked?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 14:18:33 No.51052856 Report

Quoted By:

>>51052828
You're taking this thread too seriously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 14:18:52 No.51052860 Report

Quoted By:

>>51052850
Maybe so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2022 14:29:06 No.51052922 Report

Quoted By:

>>51052795
they remind me too much of actual animals, that's really it.

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